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YOU'RE A GOAT? I thought you were Hiccup Haddock

Oh shoot, they found out. That's right guys, it's me, Hiccup Haddock. It's been me this whole time, Ney is an invention so I could draw myself with boys.

moxyphinx

AMBER GRAY & KATRINA LENK in AGAINST WOMEN & MUSIC

stephenroot

I hate cigarettes so much I hate that smoking is becoming cool again I hate that we're becoming contrarian hipsters about this disgusting habit that has literally killed so many people and destroyed so many lives I'm so serious we need to become absolute killjoys about this again it's time to go 90s scolds on cigarettes until the scourge is wiped out entirely.

swordshapedleaves

It's not even that they kill you. Lots of contrarian passively suicidal people hear that they kill you and they think "oh cool. Whatever."

They make your hands cold. They give you little asshole pucker wrinkles around your mouth. They kill you so fucking slow. Make it so your lungs hurt all the time. They make every cold a chest cold that takes months to go away. They suck your money out bit by bit, every day forever. Just be a little bit more poor forever until they kill you in fifty years. They kill you for fifty years. Just a little shorter of breath, just a little colder, heart beating a little too fast. And the longer you go, the harder it is to quit.

You're depressed and nicotine is an anti-depressant as well as a stimulant. It helps ease that crushing void in your soul just a little bit. Puts a little bit of energy in your steps. Until it doesn't. Until all you can think about is when your next smoke break is. Until you're sixty five and in the hospital because you need emergency surgery on an clogged artery and you're attempting suicide by willful medical neglect because getting the surgery that will save your life will mean not smoking a cigarette for three whole days.

aleatoryw

every morning i can hear my neighbor outside smoking. i can hear him because he is coughing: raspy, dry, painful sounding hacking cough. he is outside before the sun comes up, sometimes twice between when i wake up (5am) and when i leave for work (6am). he is outside when it is 100 degrees and smoky, when it is negative 20, when it is soaking wet.

some days my coworker checks his phone over and over, waiting for direct deposit to hit so he can buy cigarettes. even if you never get sick, smoking takes your choices away. you have to go sit outside alone in the cold first thing in the morning. you have to spend the first $12 of your paycheck on another pack. and you smell gross the entire time.

hopecel

But I asked myself ‘How come I married a queer?’ - And? - Why do you think? - Because he was there? - No. Because I’m queer too.

theropoda

love leopard seals. they are so dragon coded. that is an entire mammalian marine wyrm

theropoda

Look at this fucking. beast. Medieval painting animal that eats princesses

kindlingnorah

princesses

kyokyeo

you attack my heart

pylonradio

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER HOOOLY SHIT

cy-lindric

Due to its surprising popularity on the many places it's been posted and reposted to, I decided to finally complete this little wlw sketch that I had kind of given up on. I'm hoping to have it riso printed soon !

ryan-sometimes

I’m not falling for the propaganda trying to tear apart the LGBTQ acronym, you can pry this community out of my cold dead hands. I love lesbians I love gay men I love bisexuals I love trans people I love nonbinaries and drag queens and kings I love asexuals I love the kinky people at pride I love all queerness get that divisive shit away from me I’m so serious

alexandriaellisart

oh sappho

yourhandsomemountainbutch

the girl I like likes me back and she's so pretty I can't make a move

#lesbianism #i wish lesbians were real

youthincare

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

aetherograph

And! We need cashiers. And convenience stores. And I think it's kind of broken that society says people who want to do stuff like that have "low" ambition (not you OP, I get you're using it illustratively because that's what society labels said jobs) and don't deserve to live at the same standard as people with "high" ambitions.

If we need someone to do a job, that job is a role in the community and deserves not just a salary but cultural respect for the role.

"high" ambition jobs are all jobs that involve domineering and controlling others. "low" ambition jobs are all jobs that involve service to others. Have you noticed? Because I have noticed.

But serving others is actually more needed than controlling them.