pov you're a crunchy leaf and I've got my snoots on
One Nice Bug Per Day
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
NASA
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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todays bird
Color Me Curious
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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art blog(derogatory)
macklin celebrini has autism
Doug Jones
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pov you're a crunchy leaf and I've got my snoots on
You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.
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Very thankful that Tumblr has an 'edit published post' functionality because I missed the mother of all misspellings when I first sent this out.
(for posterity)
I feel like I am taking crazy pills
The best way I can describe to an allo person how you feel about sex as a topic as a sex-repulsed or averse asexual is that it feels like a hype that never ends. As though Despicable Me came out and everyone around you was sending minion facebook memes to each other for years to come. The stores are full of minion themed products; they're in ads and your friends talk about them all the time. And deep in your heart you're like "I'm glad that they're able to enjoy something I personally don't like and am not interested in :3". But there is always this little voice in the back of your head that's like "If I have to see ONE MORE of these little yellow FUCKERS today then God help us all." You make an active choice to communicate only the former.
group murder suicide in FIVE MINUTES!!!!
I like to think that due to Purple’s refusal to sign the NDA after the reactor’s explosion, Mira deemed them unworthy to be medically treated at any of their facilities and even refused to have any of the many doctors working under them even as much as check on them, leading Purple to having to treat their own injuries at home as they don’t have much money to afford an outside hospital visit (and their self treatment wasn’t their best work, they’re not that knowledgeable on how to treat themself and it wasn’t easy when they were in pain)
Also can we please talk about the fact Purple obviously has zero support system as they had to survive all on their own after their disastrous internship, like, don’t they have a family?? Friends outside Red? The more I think about it the more it hurts to think of the line “let’s say the captain, is the one that taught me that a ship can be a mighty lonely place” Red was probably their only friend, the only person that they trusted in their life, but Red fucked up big time
And how, despite being very open about their emotions, seem to hate the idea of feelings entirely? Can we talk about how much they try to repress their emotions? But crack easily when they actually have the opportunity to express themself and actually vent the many repressed emotions inside their chest cause they’re obviously desperate to have someone listen to them? (Them opening up to Cyan, them talking about how “not fine” they are when Green asks)
God I love Purple so much
every day i learn and grow, too
Started drawing these based on that one quote in The Fast and the Furriest where Mikey goes: "Sorry April! Movie night later?" and she responds "Your treat, mmmmmwah!". I love these two your honor (if you couldn't tell by my profile picture). I think Aprils bouncy personality and Mikey's bouncy personality work well together. They're two bouncy balls 🙂‍↕️
(Also if you guys have duo names for these two, lemme know :3)
If THE modern translator of the OG Odyssey text wrote this about my film adaptation I’d kill myself
Emily Wilson you’re goated
I asked my five year old cousin what he would do if there was a scary skeleton and he said "I would pour water on it and then kick it" and I've been losing my shit laughing crying about a wet skeleton for about fifteen minutes straight
he was so delighted by my fits of giggles that he drew eight wet skeletons for me
new chess piece called the jester which can move anywhere on the board but can't capture anything. it just gets in the way to annoy your opponent
hold on let me look something up
what yhe hell
a crude summary of one of my favorite musicals
just saw this clip and i think itd make a funny reaction image what do u think... does it have potential
THE CLASSIC
THE ORIGINAL
kids these days have NO IDEA the damage this animal did to the internet in the 2000s
it physically hurts my brain to watch this video clip and not hear the dramatic music sting from young frankenstein
one of my classic texts, from the archives