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[topherkeysausage]

[beynons]

find me this icon 

[espiritu-de-la-luna]

And tell him our wedding date

[bob-belcher]

[the-real-eye-to-see]

News that please the eye

[percyhoneybee]

a concept: me, in my cottage, in front of the wood stove, sipping tea. looking outside, my bees are pollinating my expansive garden. my goats and chickens and cows are happy and safe. i feel content with my choices and my future. i unconditionally and recklessly love myself. the local children believe i am a witch. 

[parkstone-international]

Artist Hank Schmidt travels to scenic locations only to paint the pattern on his own shirt.

[sixslugs]

chaotic neutral

[djmixedtape]

This is still one of the funniest things I have ever seen

[newkidsonmycock27]

[fapachu]

The series of faces you make when someones messing with your butthole and you’re trying to figure out if you like it or not.

[raven-wings-and-whiskey-deactiv]

Laughed waaaay harder than I should have

[nebraskaswole-deactivated201605]

Omfg stop

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

a game show where a toddler has to choose between a cheque for a million dollars or a small basket filled with $8.14 worth of dollar store toys and in the corner of the tv you can see their parents in a locked sound proof room watching from a screen and screaming the whole time

[mymodernmet]

School Successfully Replaces Detention With a Mindful Meditation Room

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

this is such a good and productive decision? 

[autohaste]

Ok everyone should do this. Stop punishing children for having emotions. School is stressful! They’re reacting to the stress, especially if they have teachers that dismiss them

[yourbigsisnissi]

What a beautiful concept. Protect and help the babies

[fyeahbroadway]

[formlessnow-deactivated20200403]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

ACTIVATING DEATH RAY

[stingdragon]

Your death will be quick and pineless

[mathematicianalias]

My life is now better with this pun in it.

[geisterwand-remade-deactivated2]

[flavoracle]

Twitter has a 140 character limit, yet I still found a way to tell one of the longest and most obnoxious knock-knock jokes of all time within a single tweet.

I am more proud of this accomplishment than any human right has the right to be.

[yd12k]

The dads are evolving

[werewolfpresident]

They have learned our technology, they control our communication

[amediocremermaid]

In many ‘Spaghetti Western’ films, a broad sub-genre of American Western films that emerged during the 1960s in the midst of Sergio Leone’s film-making success, many of the vuglar roles Native Americans were hired to act in forced them into offensive portrayals with little attention paid to authenticity, with emphasis only placed on painting them as “simple savages.” As a result, many American filmmakers paid little attention to actually translating the indigenous languages for what they were saying on screen. As a result, many actors were able to say what they really felt.  

Reel Injun, Documentary (2009) 

[peopledontalwayssuck]

This makes me feel reborn

[sestragif]

I love how Cosima is kind of always there when Sarah is having a silent crisis. And they don’t even need to talk about it.

[fomysquad]

A broken clock is right twice a day!

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

[eliyora]

This speaks to me on multiple levels~

[tuf-luv]

There’s still good

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

Amariyanna “Mari” Copeny is probably the busiest 10-year-old we know.

Mari, also known as Little Miss Flint, partnered with the nonprofit organization Pack Your Back on Sunday for a school supply distribution in her hometown of Flint, Michigan.

This little girl does more for her city than the officials who actually made the city suffer.

[hchocolate]

Lmaaaao this kid is me af 😂😂😂