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Has this been done yet

Edit: was not expecting this to blow up, and I've seen some people mistake this as an original idea, so here is the original post this is based on

beautifully-said

pois0ncandy

first base: psychosexual obsession

second base: torture

third base: holding hands

griddles-bone-soup

“Wait, you’re telling me there’s a THIRD base?!?!” - the entire Locked Tomb canon

sketchupnfries

Since Rocky and Grace have access to a ton of video games on the Hail Mary, I figured eventually they'd play Just Dance during their trip to Erid

dzumii

girls yearn for popular media with a butch as a main character

captain-price-returns

they had 19 year old /pol/ users going through all federal spending and deleting anything where the words were too big to understand

sioltach

seeing someone comment landfillcore under a holiday decor haul a few years back permanently changed my consumption habits. what an evocative word. I think about her all the time

googiekitsch-deactivated2024071

THIS SONG IS FUCKING AWESOMEEEEE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

googiekitsch-deactivated2024071

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT THERES NOTHING THERE

malscare

hi

foolofworms-deactivated20251128

Legitimately good example of how thorough you need to be to protect private information

txttletale

it is beyond cruel that venezuela is now a US colony for all intents and purposes and the US still continues to wield sanctions against it to the detriment of the nation's poorest and most desperate people even in the aftermath of an earthquake that's killed thousands

natoapologistblocker

Liberals in the reblogs please take a refreshing bath in an acid pit

kat

i had a dream last night that the entire world used a currency (?) called angrypennies which as the name implies are obtained by experiencing anger. the stronger and more intense your anger was, the more angrypennies you'd gain. an all-consuming rage would earn you more than a slight irritation, etc. so people were always searching for ways to fuel their anger and purposefully keeping themselves angry all the time because they wanted to earn angrypennies. unclear if angrypennies could be exchanged for goods and services, or if they were just a collectible.

anyway, as if this wasn't heavy-handed enough, at one point british comedian greg davies appeared and explained that angrypennies couldn't be worth feeling angry all the time. this was a real revelation to dream-me and i was finally able to break free of the angrypenny grind and allow myself to experience emotions other than anger.

kat

it goes without saying that i will be using the word angrypenny as if it was part of the common vernacular instead of a term that my dreaming brain conjured up i.e. "he's all about the angrypennies" (derogatory way to refer to a guy who searches for reasons to be angry and possibly lacks introspection)