[screenwriter]

me adding 8 cloves of garlic instead of the 2 required for the recipe

[thelastlightningbug]

bill nye has fucking snapped. if you say the words “chinese hoax” he’ll personally teleport to your location, set you on fire, and tell you that “oh no boo hoo you can’t stop being on fire because it costs too much money to not be on fire guess it’s just not worth extinguishing you”. he’d stab an oil company exec with knife hidden under his light blue lab coat. that man has gone off the civility rails, he is absolutely living, i admire him fully, we stan 

[jayska-nxl]

Bill Nye has what feels like a valid anti-hero/supervillain origin story. Young, optimistic scientist dedicates his life to educating children about science, but then watch as those same kids grow up to ignore science and continue to destroy the earth. So in a fit of rage/act of desperation he activates Super ScientistTM mode and becomes his superpowered persona and starts killing billionaires in ridiculous over-the-top fourth grade science fair experiment related ways.

Tbh, I’d help him

[aces-to-apples]

Reblog to become Supervillain Bill Nye’s nameless henchperson

[trufflupogus]

[chris-evans]

[probablybadrpgideas]

Roll 1d8 on this list during character creation do determine your characters backstory

[super-metroid]

hey Disney i got a great idea for seven Tarzan sequels you’re not gonna believe

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

do the people who made that cgi bulbasaur know they saved a life?

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

this is a serotonin well and im bringing buckets

[leisurelypanda]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

thank you! i am crying

[fluorescentbrains]

very unfortunate that a significant chunk of good omens fandom seems to think aziraphale doesn’t fuck just because he’s an angel. he LOVES his worldly pleasures, why would he stop at gourmet sushi

[fluorescentbrains]

crowley on the other hand cannot finish without someone (aziraphale) looking him in the eyes and telling him what a good job he’s doing

[fluorescentbrains]

you know, this is one case where i actually don’t care at all if a creator gets wind of my raunchy posts, because if i had to read that american gods scene in which a woman consumes a man through her vagina then i refuse to feel any kind of shame for declaring that crowley has a praise kink

[dreyblr]

This situation in Sudan makes me so so so so so mad and angry because they CUT OFF the Internet so people can’t say what’s happening there and they rely on US to be SAVED because they’re currently living a NIGHTMARE they can’t even go to the streets NORMALLY and they can’t do ANYTHING ABOUT IT BECAUSE THERE IS NO INTERNET. THE SUDANESE PEOPLE RELY ON US. DO SOMETHING.

Here’s how you can help:

Donate to the United Nation High Commissioner for Refugees: https://donate.unhcr.org/int/south-sudan/~my-donation

Donate to the Sudan Relief Fund: https://sdnrlf.com/campaign-cat/featured/ 

Donate to the International Medical Corps for Sudanese Medical Aid: https://www.gofundme.com/f/sudanese-medical-aid

Share share share share!!!!!

They count on us!! If you know any other way we can help, please tell me!!

[mapsontheweb]

How many of spouses must be present at wedding for marriage to be valid.

[gorps]

@ mutuals we have all just gotten legally married in montana

[itsalwaysunnyontvv]

[cosmicoffeee]

@amthaisteal

[symbf-deactivated20190613]

abs are cancelled. we all about soft tummies now

[princecarlton]

[amthaisteal]

@cosmicoffeee CANCEL YOUR GYM MEMBERSHIP WE COOL NOW

[cosmicoffeee]

I never started one lol

[cosmicoffeee]

I’d just like to take a moment and remember the comfort spot. I’d had it bookmarked on my chrome for six or seven years and accidentally clicked on it today. The url is no longer in use and it appears that the quiet place project itself has fallen through the cracks. As someone who dealt with depression, self harm, and suicidal ideation in high school, it felt like a close friend I could vent to and feel just a tad calmer in all I was coping with. Though this particular resource is gone I’m happy for what it did for me and a lot of others, and that there are other apps and websites like it to anonymously help people today.

[cillianmurphy]

I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

[bronzyglow]

believing in soulmates/astrology/ghosts/aliens/true love etc makes life interesting and fun

[garudagay]

This is literally the funniest tweet ive ever read in my life

[cosmicoffeee]

It's been a hot minute.

Book: The Flood Girls by Richard Fifield

Drink: Iced white chocolate and huckleberry mocha

@bibliophilicwitch

[catchymemes]

[whoopsimdreaming]

noah fence but i literally can not wait to dry herbs in my basement, make jellies and homemade teas, forage off the land for mushrooms and roots and berries, and go to the farmer’s market to get an ugly tomato

[ojalla]

I appreciate those people who are just genuinely nice. Like their mindset is instead of making others miserable, they give people tools to better themselves because why not. Thanks for putting that good energy out into the universe.