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clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

bumblequinn

joe biden: how do i look in this chef hat, giuseppe?

giuseppe, the presidential butler: waifish and breedable as always, muy lord

joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat

bumblequinn

i will have u all know i breathe nothing but the Finest Quality Airs. and they are loaded chock full with Nutrience

bumblequinn

you wish my air is poison junior? you want me to imagine dragon breathing in the chemical? giuseppe, smite this fool

annunakitty

I live with her and I regret to inform everyone that she is just like this, no gas leak or drugs required

bumblequinn

WOW

miiilowo

I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage

solidsnake

got eaten up with 3 words

hofessorx

you coming back to tell us here

sealedbeastnue

“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

polygonmari

3000s

im pregnant in the snow shivering wearing rags balding with no money, can you solve my puzzle?

sorta-spaced-out

June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day

sorta-spaced-out

wonderlustbastard

happy birthday to the only things ever

nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111

And love händel reunion day and Linda and Lawrence’s anniversary

bees-buzzy-blog

Hey.

broadwaytheanimatedseries

The most day ever

Gröning proposed the idea for the film to the monks in 1984, but the Carthusians said they wanted time to think about it. They responded to him 16 years later to say they were willing to permit him to shoot the movie if he was still interested.

into great silence

iamalivenow

wifegideonnav

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

absoluteconceptofbeauty

:/

lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073

I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message

flipocrite

hustlerose

ouch i think i broke my vagina bones

hustlerose

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

963694634758p7p69696-deactivate

we can just post whatever we want on this site and no one will question it huh

hustlerose

yes

susiephone

here's the thing.

a young woman suddenly saddled with raising her younger sibling who ultimately has to accept that she isn't up to the task and it'd be better for her sibling to live in a stable and loving home with a family friend, leading to a bittersweet ending where the siblings remain in contact and still love each other, but must accept living apart at least for the time being, could be an interesting and compelling character.

but that character isn't nani pelekai.

karalora

I think I've got it.

Lilo and Stitch (the real one, natch) is about traumatized people trying to make the best of a really bad situation and almost failing, but ultimately succeeding beyond their wildest dreams because they opened their hearts to the strange and expanded their ohana beyond the boundaries of the solar system. But either way, certain ships had sailed and they could only move forward.

This change invalidates the interplanetary ohana. It says "It's not right that a 19-year-old should raise her little sister (with the help of awesome space aliens), we have to fix this so the little girl gets a proper family with adults and the teenager goes to college like a regular person and the space alien is just a dog. The solution that the characters find through the course of events is not the solution; the real solution is the one that makes things as normal as possible."

organicclownfarm

and imo this change is actually fucking evil and diabolical when you factor in that Lilo and Nani are indigenous girls and the US government has always always always tried to rip native families apart. the fact this new movie is explicitly saying "yeah thats for the best that two native Hawaiian sisters get separated at the end and one goes to the mainland this is the correct choice for everyone" is fucking evil and i hope the disney execs who proposed this change never know peace

hello-nichya-here

Extra insulting when you remember that in the original movie, right after Lilo is being taken away by the alliens, there's a scene MOCKING the very concept that these two would be better off apart. "Look on the bright side, you won't have anyone to fight with."

And right before that scene? We have Bubbles telling Nani that he believes SHE needs Lilo, not the other way around, because duh, that's her baby sister. And this hits so hard because through the whole movie we have Lilo feeling like she's different and that people dislike her for it (and the autistic community has heavily latched onto that character over the years for that exact reason). Stitch lands on Earth right after she prays for a friend... right after Nani was apologizing for being too mean and acting like she'd trade her for a pet.

The movie was making it very clear: Nani might not want to be a replacement parent, but she does want Lilo in her life. And not in a "Maybe we'll reunite eventually" or "We'll see each other every now and then" but in a "We're FAMILY, my life is not complete without you, we'd be completely lost without each other" therefore Bubbles and literal alliens are going to have to fight her because she's NOT giving up on being Lilo's new mom, it's a sacrifice, but it's worth it, because that's just what you do when you love someone.

To replace this with a ending that CONFIRMS that Lilo, despite being family, is actually a BURDEN that Nani wants to get rid of? It has to be one of the most evil things ever put to screen.