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How hard would it be, really, to just run away and live in the forest forever?
I finally finished Star Trek: Picard, and ohhhhhhhh boy did I enjoy that.
Off to defeat the Blight, but not before retrieving gifts for my companions! (I love Morrigan, especially when you thank her and she stutters)
Popular with the troops.
DARTH VADER DEATH CULT DARTH VADER DEATH CULT DARTH VADER DEATH CULT DARTH VADER DEATH CULT
meanwhile the officers are likeĀ āwho is this enormous spooky fucker and WHY DOES HE KEEP STRANGLING US TO DEATH.ā
Imagine stormtroopers painting Vaderās helmet on ships or on armour, wherever they can get away with it.
Imagine stormtroopers praying to Vader as He-Who-Brings-Death and entreating him to pass them by; at first in jest, but who knows whatās serious any more when half your unit is dead and you only barely survived.
Imagine stormtroopers swearing āMay Vader take your soul!ā
Imagine stormtroopers hearing of Vader, then seeing him in person, and being held back by their fellows, from kneeling in front of him.
Seriously, I am 100% here for āstormtroopers worshipping Vader as a god of deathā.
Well that would definitely also serve as some extra psychological warfare if that idea ever leaks over to the Alliance with the defectors.
Which would make Lukeās fight at Bespin like four extra levels of nerve-wracking. I mean, he doesnāt know if Vader is human. As far as he knows, heās an eldritch death deity straight out of Tatooine nightmare folktales. Of course, then Luke has to Learn Some Things, and everything is confusing and terrible for a couple days and then like probably a week later when the āhe survived a fight with a god of deathā whispers start circulating he might start actually thinking about it.
Anakin Skywalker, Jedi Knight, and Darth Vader, death-dealing deity of the stormtroopers and it hits him wait, what does that make me?
That just makes it even better.
Thereās got to be a weird mishmash of beliefs among the Alliance anyways; vague memories of the Jedi Force tradition overlaying it, used in expressions, but everything combines with all the traditions and beliefs from all the different worlds and cultures the Rebels hail from.
I am now imagining someone trying to comfort Luke, from what they believe he believes is a close encounter with the god of death. They tell him āno that wasnāt the god of death, the real god of death doesnāt bother to fight because everyone comes to Them in the end, that was just an incredibly dangerous maybe-human maybe-droidā.
Someone else tells him to sprinkle pure water in every corner of the room he sleeps in, and to wear his socks inside-out, so that the hounds of Death will lose the scent if they come to track him down, on their masterās bidding. He asks if he needs to be worried about a security breach; no, heās answered, mortal security can do nothing against the hounds, not when they have his scent after a close brush with Death, so he needs to remember, water and inside-out socks.
A third person believes Vader holds a fragment of divinity in him, even if itās a hostile force, and thus every respect must be shown to him and in mentions of him, lest the other divinities grow angered. They speak in euphemisms about Lukeās encounter with āthe red-bladed powerā.
Oh my gosh now Iām imagining superstitious Rogue Squadron pilots all wearing their socks inside out every time they go into battle or something. So then, one wonders, unless they figure out whose son Luke is what do the stormtroopers think of Skywalker?
Just an upstart? A rival? A Trickster who canāt run forever? Or perhaps a demigod with a story theyāre certain theyāll learn one day if theyāre patient enough?
Skywalker is clearly some kind of malevolent trickster. He came out of nowhere, tricked his way off the Death Star with the Princess, tricked his way back in past its defenses to destroy it, and continues to evade and enrage He Who Brings Death.
Stormtroopers carefully avoid saying Skywalkerās name, because seriously you donāt want to risk catching the attention of a malevolent trickster.
HOWEVER. If you are really truly desperate because you have kriffed up so bad and blown your mission all to hell and you are absolutely literally dead if this screw-up EVER comes to the brassās attention. Very cautiously make a little Skywalker effigy with a bright orange come-and-get-me flightsuit, and sneak it onto a cargo shuttle headed very far away in the complete opposite direction from you. Itās a slim chance, but he just might find your trick amusing enough to go along with it and fool everyone into looking in that direction.
ooohhh I like this, I like this very much
and like many trickster characters, he can be equally likely to help or to harm. Which is why some stormtroopers would probably be less than particularly surprised if they ever saw him working in tandem with He-Who-Brings-Death. But tricksters can also come to harm when they bite off more than they can chew, which might be their explanation for Luke losing his hand at Cloud City.
Of course, should said troopers discover that the Trickster (snrrk because Mark Hamill) is the son of He-Who-Brings-Death, they might be likeĀ āah. so much makes sense now.ā
Consider: Leia gets deified.
She just mysteriously knows things, and whenever youāre around, even when sheās screaming at you, she makes you feel like you can fight anything.
She has a kind of presence like Darth Vaderās but in the opposite sense. Vaderās like a force of demonic force of nature, but Leia is more like a barely restrained mother wolf, primal, protective, and carrying a legacy of something old.
Defectors getting grilled by Leia for the first time freeze up and have to keep from shitting a brick because she might be a head shorter than you and weigh less than an Artoo unit, but when she talks, you listen, like Vader himself came down from the heaven to growl at your incompetence.
Eventually, the alliance starts treating Leia as almost as a mythic figure in it of herself. But not like Vaderās death cult.
The stormtroopers start realizing this when they first see these insignias here and there, a hastily scrawled āLeia Organa blesses usā in aurabesh on the inside of a crashed X Wing. A decorative woman with a blaster painstakingly painted onto what what used to be a Nebulon B.
But they almost never see Lukeās insigniaās anywhere in these piles of rubble. Or any other form of deity.
Soon, the stormtroopers realize that all of Leiaās insignias are on the dead. And they scoff.
āOur deity keeps us alive, and blesses our fighting skills! Why pray to something that doesnāt bring you glory?ā
But the insignias keep showing up. And in fact, it looks like more of them are showing up every day. Still showing up on dead frigates and destroyed X Wings.
Until, one day, a particularly naive and superstitious stormtrooper and a particularly hardy prisoner of war were stuck in a prison block together.
āOut of curiosity, why do you paint that woman on your ship?ā
The prisoner of war laughed, and laughed long.
āTo get you to shoot at us, boy!ā
It wasnāt until that particular prisoner of war died in a breakout saving thirty fellow rebels that the stormtrooper took his meaning, and word spread like wildfire.
The stormtrooper corps, so superstitious, and so wary, began to realize why they see her image so much.
The ones who invoked her name werenāt unlucky, they just chose to die more often than the rest.
When theyāre fighting in the trenches, and they have them cornered, the rebel who pulls a grenade on himself to slow them down has āLeia Organaā stitched into the inside of his jacket.
When theyāre chasing a supply convoy, the Nebulons that run headfirst into Star Destroyers to buy time for the rest have Leiaās image sprayed onto their hulls.
When the rebels are bullied in the empireās many prisons, itās Leiaās name that rebels whisper prayers to before standing in front of the lead guard and saying āItās my fault, take me insteadā.
And still the stormtrooper corps and the Empire scoffs.
āSo, this woman is a goddess, is she? But you still die. How will that win a war?ā
Butā¦deep in the ranks of the stormtrooper corps. Among the innumerable privates who will always be forgotten, some begin scribbling āLeia Organaā on the insides of helmets, and chest pieces.
Eventually, the rebels begin to win.
And at some point, the rebels begin to realize that some of the stormtroopers have begun to scribble āLeia Organaā onto the inside of their helmets.
Theyāre confused, and wary. Itās not written anywhere people can see it, so itās not like theyāre defectors. The writing is usually in some easily removable ink, something that can be wiped into obscurity with the quickest of finger rubs. So itās not any permanent political statement. And itās very clearly Leiaās name on it. Usually with a second name right beside it.
Once they know what to look for, the rebels begin to see it scribbled more and more. Where once it was only one or two stormtroopers a battle, the farther they push against the Empire, they begin finding whole squads with āLeia Organaā scribbled in the creases and margins of their armor, always followed by a completely different name, or set of names.
Itās not until a particularly brave and naive Rebel guarding Imperial POWās asks them directly that they get an answer.
He cautiously holds out a helmet, asking the assembled prisoners why his generalās name is scrawled on the inside. In a shaky and uncertain voice, he speaks to the confused group.
āIt says āLeia Organa, please saveāā and he lists off the number written beside it. CT-and some several digit numerical code.
In response, a hardened stormtrooper, with scars gained years before anyone in the group had been born, breaks into tears.
The rebel asks if he knew who this belonged to, and the man nodded.
He tells the rebel that he begged his brother not to do it. They were the last two clones either of them had ever seen. For all they knew, they were the last clones in the entire galaxy.
They had talked before the battle, he had talked about how they were going to bring victory to the Empire together, one last time, and how nothing else mattered to them.
But then, his brother went quiet, and just responded:
āYou are the only victory I ever cared about.ā
And he scribbled āLeia Organa, please saveā¦ā on the inside of his helmet, with his brotherās ID number.
The rebel tells him his brother fought bravely, and the clone thanked him through his tears while the rest of his squad consoles him.
From then on, the quiet, the superstitious, and the grieving would comb the battlefield. Checking the inside of helmets and the edges of pauldrons looking for those telltale aurabesh symbols.
And they would go to the nearest POW camp, holding cell, or brig, reading off āLeia Organa, Please Let Me Saveā¦ā
And in every camp, in every cell block, there was always at least one person.
Not always a stormtrooper. Sometimes a technician, sometimes a pilot, occasionally an officer. Some rebels would swear on their life theyād seen it happen to an Imperial Admiral.
But always, there was at least one person who cried when the names were read out.
Some were lovers, some were siblings, some were parents, some were squad mates, and some were friends. The rebels didnāt always find out who it was, they were at war after all, and the rebels were their enemy.
Butā¦something about the tears often made people want to talk.
And it was always tears.
Because nobody in the Empire invokes Leia Organaās name to win a campaign.
Nobody invokes Leia Organaās name to survive a battle.
Nobody invokes Leia Organaās name to bring glory, or victory, in any military sense.
No. In the stormtrooper corps, you invoke Leia Organaās name for the only kind of victories that really matter.
Sending her prayers even a rebel goddess would heed.
You only invoke Leia Organaās name when you have someone you care about more than life itself.
And you only invoke her name if youāre willing to pay the price for her protection.
And the part the rebels found most surprising, through the hundreds and hundreds of names they read out, was that more often than not, that person those invokers paid to protect only found out how much they cared, when a rebel read their own name out in front of a cell block.
Vader was a god of battle.
Luke was a god of cunning.
But Leiaā¦
Leia was the goddess of sacrifice.
The Force Works In Mysterious Ways and if enough people believe in something, in someone
well, then it must be true, your focus determines your reality
and Leia becomes the Lady of Sacrifice, She Who Gives and Gives and Gives
Luke becomes the Skywalker, the Trickster Who Shows The Way (to freedom, to wisdom, to the nearest cantina? it varies)
and Vader/Anakin becomes the two-faced God of Death, Destruction and Rebirth, The Fire that Destroys and the Ashes that Renew
and when they wake up in the Force to find their new status, the Force quakes in their anger (mostly Leia, sheās earned her rest), their laughter (because Luke can do nothing else, because of course this is how heās going to spend his āafterlifeā, with his two most loved people) and their fear (because fear is Anakinās constant companion, although now? pleasedonātletmekriffthisuppleasedonātletmekriffthisupomgmychildrenarehere)
Holy. Kriffing. BALLS.
My little, overbite kitten had his teeth extraction surgery today. He keeps licking the air, trying to figure out where his teeth went. It's so cute, to be honest.
I'm so glad that the surgery went well, though, and that in a few weeks he'll be all healed up and no longer in pain!
Jewish, Roma and Indigenous fans: There is nothing wrong with the Dalish having vallaslin, it does not represent slavery anymore, in fact itās something to be proud of, let us explain this in detail and share our very personal experiences that we are basing this statement on, and given David motherfucking Gaider straight up said the elves in Dragon Age are based on our peoples, should mean a damn lot
Some fucker: Yeah but I think I know more about your peoples then you so stop disrespecting your ancestors
so tonight Iām at synagogue, listening to the Purim Night reading of the Book of Esther, like you do
and near the end of this chapter my brain presents me with the following:
noooooĀ oooooneĀ plots like Haman calls the shots like Haman plans a genocide by casting lots like Haman
(It only works with the Hebrew pronunciation of Haman, which, like Gaston, is accented on the second syllable.)
By the time we get home my brain has added:
for thereās none so well-favored and kingly yes, we all can be certain of that heās so rich that his pockets are jingly and he looks really sharp in a three-cornered hat
*face in hands*
Petition to sing this every year at Purim.
I shared this with my dad, and he added:
No oneās spruce as Haman, Nor abstruse as Haman; No oneās half as good tying a noose as Haman! Heāll use gallows in all of his decorating! No one else hangs as well as Haman!
niiiiice
i know several people who will definitely appreciate this.
this is beautiful
oh wait
When I was a lad I hatched four dozen plots Every morning, to raise myself high⦠And now that Iām grown I hatch five dozen plots So all those who oppose me shall die!
Oy, what a goy, that Haman!
*SPLUTTERS*
@neubauje
Happy Purim everyone!
I am literally wheezing with laughter. @copperbadge will appreciate this, I think (I assume youāve picked up enough Judaism by now, Sam).
Oh yes. I think this did the rounds last year, too, but thereās definitely some new verses!Ā
I like to imagine it with the noisemakers every time they say Haman, so you donāt even know itās rhyming. :DĀ
The Last Jedi resolved the intrigue surrounding the heroine of this new sequel-trilogy, Rey, and her parentage with a gracefully simple, bold assertion: Rey is⦠just Rey. Not the daughter of some space aristocracy or legacy lineage, but a hero of her own making. [ā¦] That Reyās parents were ordinary people meant anyone from anywhere could be born a hero; what determined a personās place in the world was who they chose to be, rather than their last name.Ā āRey is our protagonist. And the truth is, in the story, the toughest possible thing for her to hear is, you know, youāre not gonna get the easy answer that youāre so-and-soās daughter, this is your place,ā [Rian] Johnson told me after The Last Jediās release. āYouāre gonna have to stand on your own two feet and define yourself in this world.ā
Instead of taking the baton from Last Jedi and running with it to new heights, The Rise of Skywalker retreats right back into the safety of nostalgia. [ā¦] Itās as if Abrams and Terrio scrambled for a loophole specifically to mollify the āfansā upset that this heroāworse, this girlādared to wield such incredible abilities with only her own strength [ā¦]Ā Bookending the saga Anakin began with the story of a girl from nowhere who sets right what he helped unbalance might have been resonant. But who cares for that when thereās another billion-dollar franchise to set up and potential spin-offs to tease?
ā Melissa Leon, āThe Rise of Skywalkerā Erases the Power of Reyās Story and Surrenders to Sexist Trolls
For me Last Jedi is the end of the saga, with Rise of Skywalker acting as something of a cannon legends story that is being told either by those kids on Canto Byte or somewhere else in the galaxy that Rey and the resistance have touched. Some parts are right, like Rey completing her training with Master Leia, Finn and the other ādeserterā troopers being Force sensitive/Children of The Force, other parts, like Palpetine and everything on Exogol, highly exadurated and inaccurate.
Someday, Rian Johnson will get to helm a sequel to Last Jedi, and set things right.
The Last Jedi was an incredibly good movie, maybe even the best Star Wars movie, and then fandom shat all over it, not getting the point of anything, and then the production forces that be made the unforgivable mistake of actually listening to them.
No maybe, it was the best.
Williamsā score was phenomenal, and felt the most complete in that it told a story on its own and wasnāt just a collection of character themes like the rest of the saga. The locations, sets and cinematographyļæ¼ were fantastic. Carrie and Mark were properly balanced against Dailsy and the rest of the new cast (unlike how they overshadowed the new actors in TFA and TRoS). Nuisances that only reveal themselves on repeat watching, such as Poe not being āout of characterā and in reality clashing with his hot shot tendancies and the future leadership role Leia is trying to ready him for; or Rose who completely understands what it means to sacrifice but also keep fighting for love and hope. A compelling and practical good versus evil with Rey trying but failing to break Kylo/Ben out of his cycle of bad choices because some people will just keep making mistakes and no amount of compassion or listening to the other side will change that; that once you go down the dark side and align with fascists, there is no going back or redemption.
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Glad to finally see some people appreciating TLJ!!
I absolutely loved Rey from Nowhere. Having her come from no one/nothing is such a stronger story than having her be the child of a failed Palpatine clone.
(Also, haaaaaate that so much).
Granted, I prefer the idea that Rey had loving parents, but still. Rey from nowhere.
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Sam Wilson didnāt dropkick Proxima Midnight and a whole ass helicopter for you to disrespect him like that
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I found a company called āFrantic Meerkatā who makes journals whose sole purpose is to call me out
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This speaks to me on a fucking spiritual level.
Half assed ideas is the title of my life.
I know I said āthatās itā but thereās more (race and The Good Doctor)
Originally, I was really happy they started exploring a romantic relationship for Shaun on The Good Doctor, and the challenges navigating one entails. I was especially impressed that they chose a Black/biracial woman as the love interest. They did a great job, at first, of building a relationship with Carly as someone whoās patient, checks and rechecks with him about his boundaries, makes sure she has consent every step of the way, meets him where he is, sets her own boundaries, and in general was just an engaging, compassionate character. Unfortunately, they never expanded her role beyond The Girlfriend and didnāt give her much of a backstory other than to say that she has an autistic sibling (the actress who plays her also has an autistic sibling). Also, Shaun had a friendship/crush on his roommate, Lea, for the past couple of years, and fans understandably were far more invested in her. I donāt care for her because sheās basically a Manic Pixie Dream Girl, but I wonāt crap on other peopleās affinity towards her. I started to notice that much of the fandom was reacting badly to Carly, and I suspected that race had much to do with it. There was a lot of coded language about Carly being āpushy/aggressive,ā (sheās been the opposite), attacks on her looks, and imagining scenes that didnāt happen to justify the Shaun/Lea ship. And some people were even going after the *actress* to express their anger (WTAF, people). I have no idea what the arc was meant to be for Carly - if the relationship was meant to last and maybe the show ultimately gave in to fan service. But the two broke up pretty abruptly last week, and last night Shaun declared his love for the former roommate. That was a dumpster fire, and a topic for another post. It felt like they basically used a Black woman as a conduit to get the white people together, and it feels super gross. I questioned my reading of the situation - white supremacy will cause you to question whatās what in front of you. But last night, Shaun approached Carly for a favor and the episode became about Carly stoically praising Shaun for his growth while ultimately rejecting her for the white woman. And now fans are praising her for her selflessness, I guess because she stepped aside to let the real relationship happen? Great.
I later found on Twitter that other people were feeling the same way and questioning whether or not they even have any Black women writing on the show. Iām sure they didnāt intend it that way, but impact > intention. Itās great to promote diversity, but representation matters and if youāre not thinking deeply about the implications, the optics will be bad. Really bad. The official TGB account is calling it closure, but it feels like a missed opportunity. So thatās everything I needed to blergh out of my system. Itās been bothering me more than it should. But I should be thinking about these things as a writer and future showrunner. And Iām sick of Black people being used as Magical Negroes to help build Better White People. I wasnāt surprised, but I wasnāt expecting to see that play out once again on a show I once loved. The latter half of season 3, has been a huge frustration, and Iām not sure I have the stomach to keep watching after itās over.Ā
i think about this a lot
The guy got his life and career destroyed by his divorce, cut him some slack.
he was also sexually assaulted by a man who could destroy his career
protect him
reblog if the man on the right is just as beautiful as the man on the left
people grow old? like, thatās a thing that happens? leave my guy alone.
This man deserves everything let him he happy
Ok⦠This is what happened to Fraser
-His wife ditched him and asked for 900k a year,
-He was sexually assaulted which he said kicked him into a deep depression
-He stated that the stunts from the 3rd Mummy movie completely destroyed his body and he was in and out of the hospital for 7 years even having to get surgery to repair his vocal cords.
-He apparently blamed himself for all this which only worsened his depression.
This man has literally been through hell this past decade so please lets cut him some slack and wish him the best
All this but also that picture on the right is a really bad paparazzi photo compared with a professional quality movie promo still. No one looks good when some random person snaps you on the street, regardless of who you are.
Compare with this image from the GQ article last February:
Proper lighting, professional setting, good angles etc.
The dude is 49 and has had a rough couple of decades, but heās still lovely to look at, and Iāll fight anyone who says otherwise.
Plus, now heās in Doom Patrol, which makes me happy af.
And letās not forget he was probably slightly to severely dehydrated to look that buff in he first photo. And Iām so pleased he got work again he seems like a good sort, and from the stealth pilot in Titans, Doom Patrol looks like it should be good.
It shouldnāt even matter what heās been through. Body shaming of ANYONE is wrong.
ALL OF THIS
Plus
2019 Brendan is still slaying, so btfu
This post keeps getting better and Iām here for it
I love this whole thread
The last time I saw this it was only at the first ācut him some slackā part and it just progressively gets better each time.
We support this Brendan Fraser in this home
Let's talk about The Mummy (1999)
Someone was talking at me yesterday about this movie and I was getting riled so I decided to go full rant. Specifically in regards to the feminist podcast that slammed it.
I don't even remember which podcast it was, but I am still rankled and baffled that any "feminism in movies" podcast could jump to anything but "this movie is phenomenal."
First of all, even just discussing the overall quality: sure, it might not have been groundbreaking with its cgi or plot twists. But back in the 90s, that wasn't the standard of measure like it is now (and even now is a shitty standard that needs to die). This movie was light and funny and yet hit all the right beats to maintain the dire stakes needed to make it a compelling action flick.
Its characters are fully realized and entirely distinct from each other. Even those treated with a broader brush, such as the Americans, were charismatic enough that we were fully invested in their fate. The entire cast of characters were real people with real impact and real agency.
The script is quotable and fucking hilarious. There are gems from literally every single character. Rick and Evie have actual chemistry, aided by Rachel Weisz's natural magnetism and Brendan Frasier's career-long knack for acting utterly charmed with his female costars.
Actually, let's talk about Rick O'Connell for a second. This is peak 90s Brendan Frasier. He is absolutely GORGEOUS, suave, and cool, rugged and handsome. He is the epitome of the 1920s adventure hero. Dear god I want to kiss those casting directors. But for all his general peak masculinity? He's feminist as fuck. He is equally dumbstruck by Evie as she is by him, and it's wholly evident that it's more than a "oh no she's hot" thing.
How do we know?
He steals her some tools to dig with. This gift demonstrates that he a) has identified her passion for archaeology, b) has recognized her proficiency in the field, despite it not being explicitly stated on screen, and c) sees a chance to restore her full and active participation in the discovery of Hamunaptra.
There is never a moment where Rick assumes to be the leader of the expedition. He is the weapons expert, the muscle--and he knows it. Better than that, he's totally okay with it. He follows Evie's lead in all things.
Another favorite moment of mine is when they're facing off with the American team on Day 1, and Evie realizes there's a chamber underneath Anubis they could use to excavate the statue. She puts her hand on Rick's arm, looks him in the eye, and says very deliberately "there are other places to dig." And he yields, instantly.
By comparison, see the way the Americans treat their workers and guide.
Does he groan about his work being made exponentially harder as a result? Nope. And that's a recurring theme in his behavior the entire goddamn movie. The only time he is in charge is when a situation is in his wheelhouse-- namely, combat and rescue. And it deserves mentioning that the majority of the time that he's in charge, Evie is not present.
Meanwhile, Evie-- her adventurer's spirit chafing in an academia that dismisses her for her gender-- is an absolute marvel. She is visually coded as being very feminine (she's in dresses and long hair most of the film), but that fact in no way detracts from her competence and agency.
She is consistently protrayed as a fully capable expert in egyptology and there is never a single moment where she waffles on what to do. Even when she's the damsel in distress, she actively makes the choice to be so because she weighs the potential outcomes and decides doing so provides their best chance of success.
Evie is never the passive victim. She is constantly brash, constantly scheming, and saves the lives of her would-be rescuers mid-abduction. And when her brother (who is the failure of the family, against type) needs help with translation, she correctly translates for him while being throttled by a mummified priestess.
When I first saw this film, I was too young to realize how novel it was. Back then, all I knew was that it was just a good time. But now as an adult-- an adult acutely aware of the treatment female characters have gotten in the twenty years since-- I marvel at the respect with which the writers and directors treated Evie.
I marvel at how tender Rick was allowed to be, despite his rugged adventurer archetype.
The Mummy (1999) is peak storytelling. It doesn't try to outsmart the audience, but rather lays out a consistent, coherent narrative that gives the characters and viewers room to breathe. It invests the audience enough to care whether the characters succeed in their goals.
The Mummy (1999) does it right. It's the reason that any talk of the Tom Cruise version gets an immediate eyeroll from me, because whatever modern grimdark grit they shove into a story about a mummy cannot compare to the reliable and timeless entertainment of the 1999 adaptation.
All modern media should aspire to be the kind of film that The Mummy (1999) is.
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