eepiest sheepiest princess

she/it, 20s, 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ girlbiter narcoleptic sheepy princess asks/dms open, feel free to bother me

[cosmo-vega]

Hey girl are you an onomatopoeia the way you bang?

[rawhoneybliss]

No amount of progress is too small.

[ghostofmads]

rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll

[decompose1]

ohhhh shit. target is recalling their up & up baby wipes (fragrance free & fresh cucumber scented) because they're contaminated with Burkholderia cepacia complex and Burkholderia gladioli, multiple people are reporting discoloration & infections. i just got a call about it cuz i had purchased those but i've already gone through them 😅 so no refund for me. but im fine. if you have these they're saying you need to immediately stop using them and bring them back to target for a full refund. this bacteria can cause life threatening infections in children/infants and people with compromises immune systems (ESPECIALLY cystic fibrosis!!) and i know lots of other chronically ill people follow me!!!!

[decompose1]

Hold on i should've been more specific.

First: THIS RECALL IS NOT STATE SPECIFIC. IT IS NATIONWIDE.

here are the specific products and dates:

FDA page on this:

Target Recalls Up & Up Fragrance Free and Fresh Cucumber Scented Baby Wipes Due to Potential Microbial Contamination

Target is voluntarily recalling Up & Up Fragrance Free and Up & Up Fresh Cucumber Scented Baby Wipes following customer complaints of produc

[dr-otter]

If you use baby wipes go check them NOW. A lot of Burkholderia bugs are antibiotic resistant so infections can be really difficult to treat.

[leatherdykedad]

It's important to play with the prostate as it is a literal toy. There is a pleasure button buried in the roof of a girl's hole, and playing with it like a toy yields marvellous results. I have three ways I like to play with her prostate: Rubbing, Pressing and Thrusting.

Rubbing is self explanatory and also the best for warming her up, methodical clockwise gyrations are very welcoming - you can however, once she's warmed up start to alternate between clockwise and counterclockwise or start to focus your gyrations on slowly easing her hole open.

Pressing can manifest in either hard consistent pressure or a series of firm taps. Varying between the two is fun of course, overstimulating her with fast and strong taps before turning her brain off with one tap that doesn't stop is a classic.

Thrusting is obvious, and is honestly more stimulation for the hole than it is the prostate - with deep enough thrusting and an open enough bottom you can also start to tease her second hole and gently tug on it if she enjoys the sensation (or more if she really enjoys it).

The combination of all three of these techniques is what gets a girl to see stars in my experience - add and take away and try to keep her at the "limply holding on" phase (my girl starts involuntarily confessing her love at this stage). Once she goes away completely (I've heard this called the Forever Place) she's likely to cum when she returns if you've done it right, a countdown can further establish your control over this involuntary response from her body.

Another fun technique is gently squeezing her prostate between your thumb on the outside and forefinger(s) inside. If she becomes accustomed to this feeling you can even start to rub her prostate from the outside whenever you'd like (just about on the underside of her taint) this has the added benefit of feeling for both of you remarkably like you are rubbing her pussy.

With all these techniques in hand you can (in my experience) blow a girl away with a single finger, but keep in mind that different numbers of fingers give different experiences - a single finger can offer laser-focused precision to pleasure points, two fingers can keep the entirety of a prostate entertained and three or more can be spread to further stimulate the hole (and invite more inside).

Have fun and chase whatever reaction you best want from her - each girl is different and once you learn the language of her pleasure you can start to do things she may have never thought possible. Remember! The prostate is a toy!

[ferweenie]

Gooseworx is stronger than me because if my introspective transgender theme narrative about identity and accepting your circumstances was infiltrated by media iliterate 12 year olds who treated my work like it was fnaf and said my self insert of me at my worst was literally the worst person who deserved nothing but the worst and could not recover ever i would actually fucking explode. I would kill people. How does she do it.

[sailatina3]

Girls I am looking you in the eye and holding you tight. 99% of all things people describe as being female or male puberty is made up bullshit. Sex is not as black and white as you think (nor is it real for that matter.) Please. Dont listen. Jaw sizes and leg lengths and whatever is made up, misogynistic, and sometimes even race science. PLEASE im begging you to not hold yourself to such standards, much less other people.

[littlewildmother]

Studies show that engaging in ritualized behavior significantly improves outcomes on measures of grief and feelings of control, even when the person participating in the ritual has little or no belief in the ritual’s power. Just a reminder for no one in particular.

[littlewildmother]

Research has revealed that, while rituals are universal across human cultures, the content and actions of those rituals vary widely even when they have the same intended purpose. This suggests that it is not the actions that matter, but that you are taking any action at all and naming it ritual. It can be an elaborate ritual with dozens of moving parts and participants, or it can be as simple as lighting a candle alone with the intent to remember someone.

The healing is in the doing.

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[thepleasuregoblin]

the steam queue is the "going to gamestop to look at the games but not buying anything unless its like five dollars" of the digital age

[dailycatsblog]

[maryoliveoil]

[earhartsease]

in case anyone is missing the sheer beauty of this french pun, in english it says "ominous" but broken up like a separated head and body - but in french "o minous" means "oh kitties"

[dogpuppy]

[oneswordstyle]

Level of respect a class of teens I have to teach art to have for me when I walk in: 0%

Level of respect after I draw sasuke from memory on the whiteboard: beyond anything you could possibly imagine

[oneswordstyle]

the true reason i rarely teach classes is to keep my ego at bay

[wastrelwoods]

been sort of obsessively combing through articles and websites and resources about top surgery and recovery more and more as I gear up to My Big Day and while I hate to report I may have gotten through most of the scientifically rigorous and reputable sites I am at least, now, stumbling over some of the funnier AI generated slop images i've ever seen in my quest for Patient Information

[brawltogethernow]

They missed. 😔

[kenway]

these 2 posts are essential ato texts to me like i can't think about hoshi/haruka without remembering them

[kane-turu]

Saw this on Twitter and I obligatory need to share it

[crazy-pages]

So she actually said that she does not see the appeal in Senshi at all and that the panty shots weren't intended to be horny - she just has a neighbor who looks kind of like him and does laundry in his underwear. Which she finds kind of weird and offputting, and put into his character to be funny.

But that's the thing. She doesn't exaggerate or grotesqueify or alter people's bodies to fit some standard. (Except insofar as she draws different species differently, and those are exquisitely practiced to ensure they have the same diversity of appearances that humans do.) She just presents people exactly as they are, complexities and oddities and all.

It just so happens that when you present people exactly as they are, what you present will be beautiful and alluring to many. Even the things you yourself might find weird and offputting. Honestly I think it's a touching example of how you don't have to see the beauty in everyone for the beauty to be there, simple honesty is enough to let the wonder of people's humanity shine through.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

#i think we should put this post next to the interview where she said she doesn't want to eat the food in the series cuz she's a picky eater#and file them both under 'you don't know an artist from their work'#and maybe you don't need to!#maybe all you need to know is that ryoko kui is Good At What She Does#idk I don't like the implication that artists (and women especially?) can only create from personal life and feelings#some people have imagination and craft#kind of a tangent but. there you go.

no but you're very correct