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scully: *on vacation*

mulder in her voicemail: hey scully just checking if you wanted to look into this herd of glowing cows with me no pressure haha but i think it’s very… scientifically interesting so yeah and also that cactus file you threw in the trash last week came up and i really think there’s something there. we should discuss when you have the chance ok anyway talk to you when you get back i guess

mulder: hey scully it’s me again hope you’re umm i’m just calling because that cactus really is wrecking a lot of havoc. obviously don’t want to interrupt your vacation but just let me know if you have any insights thanks

mulder: hey scully it’s been almost three hours are you alright ? maybe you’re just uhhh relaxing that’s fine but i wanted to check in. turns out the cows where just filmed weird and weren’t actually glowing but there’s still that cactus. i bought 2 tickets just in case you want to head to Arizona but if you’re busy that’s fine too…

cosmopolitan-thedrink

so the limit is 2 hours 59 minutes

nebulashepard-deactivated202605

if you are fat and hairy i have great news for you. you are smoking hot sexy. your natural allure is off the damn charts. carry on.

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mulder fascinates me for so many reasons but one of them is his genuine interest in/fondness toward the idea of aliens while he firmly believes that they are what took his sister. he has every reason to think that aliens are Pure Evil Sent to Destroy Us but instead he approaches the topic of extraterrestrial life with interest and nuance and even enjoys things like silly alien-shaped mugs and area 51 merchandise. personally if i thought aliens took my sister i would be really pissed off at seeing alien bumper stickers treated as quirky souvenirs, but to him, part of wanting to believe means believing in good and bad and the possibility for each individual, human or not, to choose, and that's what makes the search for answers different than a revenge quest.

cosmopolitan-thedrink

i’ve seen this picture everywhere and it LOOKS like Jensen but also not? does anyone know the origin?? is it him? is it just someone who looks like him? is it ai?

plz don’t call me dumb 😭

cosmopolitan-thedrink

Mystery solved! It’s from Danneel’s instagram from when Misha released his book and i feel like an idiot 😗

Dean Winchester says angel. Even before he met Cas, he called every girl (or boy) he slept with more than once ‘his angel’. I don’t make the rules

#dean winchester #supernatural #spn #dean winchester x reader #jensen ackles #jensen fucking ackles #i imagine it kinda like how Crowley calls Azeriphale angel casually #i might’ve spelled that wrong #whatever it’s like 5 am leave me alone

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scully: *on vacation*

mulder in her voicemail: hey scully just checking if you wanted to look into this herd of glowing cows with me no pressure haha but i think it’s very… scientifically interesting so yeah and also that cactus file you threw in the trash last week came up and i really think there’s something there. we should discuss when you have the chance ok anyway talk to you when you get back i guess

mulder: hey scully it’s me again hope you’re umm i’m just calling because that cactus really is wrecking a lot of havoc. obviously don’t want to interrupt your vacation but just let me know if you have any insights thanks

mulder: hey scully it’s been almost three hours are you alright ? maybe you’re just uhhh relaxing that’s fine but i wanted to check in. turns out the cows where just filmed weird and weren’t actually glowing but there’s still that cactus. i bought 2 tickets just in case you want to head to Arizona but if you’re busy that’s fine too…

i’ve seen this picture everywhere and it LOOKS like Jensen but also not? does anyone know the origin?? is it him? is it just someone who looks like him? is it ai?

plz don’t call me dumb 😭

#jensen ackles #jensen fucking ackles #dean winchester #soldier boy #supernatural #spn

cuddlydraco

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sentientsky

girl what the fuck

rarilee33

alpinebarnesworld

bruisedfig

need beau or ben to be my dad rn so badly. need them to give reader attention and tell her it's all gonna be okay while forcing their cock into one of her holes :((((((

found father dynamics my beloved <3

cosmopolitan-thedrink

why not both 🤷‍♂️

silverlullabies

*slurring my words with barely contained lust* he is vile. reprehensible. rotten straight through to the marrow. a walking moral crisis. psychologically unsound. a threat to society if you will.