Im Cheap, But Taste Like Top Shelf

No idea what I'm doing but I'm drunk and baked most of the time and work at a fucking Korean market as a round eye.

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Floofing the floof. [video]

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I CANTT LOOKS LIKE AN UMBRELLA

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Those meddling police officers. (via fox25boston)

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Ooommggg

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Ain’t posted shit in ages and I got a whole 15 fucking followers!

Got a gf and working on Pokemon master… It’s allllgooood

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When your ex says she's moving to another state... Good get the fuck out my state bitch

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He’s so brave.

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One scoop of pupper

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Crossroads

The whole "doing cocaine" thing really makes it difficult to sleep when you do it right before bed... Jackass.

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So it's begun

Pokemon go came out prepare to see people everywhere this is gonna be amazing!

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My leading cause of my depression My fucking father

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HOLY SHIT

I fucking actually asked a woman's for her number and got it at work today... Fine ass 38 year old Asian cougar loooool

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Whaaatttt the actual fuck

So I'm at fucking work and some asshat asked me if I was In Isis... I thought he was asking for ice... Then he made an assault rifle motion I was like whaaaaaatttt the fuck bearded white man is a fucking terrorist profile now

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Alien vs predator vs brown vs the board of education

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😵😵 oh good lord! 🔥🔥 tag the squad! @oregonbreedersgroup rocking a dope batch of purps 😍😈👌 http://ift.tt/1Y3gs2A

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OHOHGHHHHH MYLLOOOOORRTTT

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So today some kid came in my work wearing a shirt with the periodic table of elements on it... And under it said "I wear this shirt periodically" I told him to get out and then said in kidding but that shirt is AU! (Gold for u non sciencey people) And he didn't get it... But other customers did and lost it... I out get outed this kid like a boss...

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Sorry and shit

I'm sitting here trying to stretch out my sore ass shoulder and try to pop it but realizing it's probably ruined somehow snd should actually go to the god damn doctor...

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by Josh Hara

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So true omg

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Oops. (via thepenisbIue)

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Nooooooo

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Woah

Talk about a good time eh chap! Right o