Fair is Fair.

[ryebreadgf]

i would rather die than market myself on linkedin. it's the modern day version of a peasant doing a little dance to convince the king to let him live

[roscoe-me-and-this-fuckin-kid]

the reason pete wentz keeps writing about not making it to heaven is because he knows he's to blame for brendon urie

[guooey]

Puppies getting warm and toasty by the fire, ok?

[guooey]

KITTIES SLAPPING AND HITTING BY THE FIRE

[memewhore]

[voidsnout]

hold on let me google something

[voidsnout]

what the fuck

[pancakeke]

laptop: PLEASE place me on a hard surface that does not obstruct my cooling fan I am begging you

me: shut up we are going to snuggle in bed :)

[greelin]

don’t think surgery should cost anything at all for the patient actually. if anything the surgeon should be paying ME for the privilege of playing around in my organs. removing one. just squishing around in there. that shouldn’t come cheap

[theinformationcollector]

TIL when you turn 100 years old in the UK, the Queen sends you a personalized telegram.

via reddit.com

[exclamaquest]

Not anymore she doesn’t

[judgejudyofficial]

The sooner you acknowledge it the sooner it will go away

I already posted your cock no balls jutsu what more do you want from me

[judgejudyofficial]

every day of my life is a Sisyphean nightmare

[charlesoberonn]

[spyderqueen]

#this is how vampire siring works

[c3rvida3]

The scariest thing I've ever seen in a thrift store was this arrangement of figurines that I call Wolfmaster Chuckles.

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

D&D encounter

[memewhore]

[bymyblackhand]

[fizzimus]

That’s an incredible fursuit as well, holy shit

[ghost-cassette]

The best fursuit his optical heart rate monitor money could buy

[jabberwockypie]

[biggaybunny]

Technically, they're only called "Rabbits" when they're still beneath the earth's crust. Once they erupt (from their burrows), the proper term is "Bunnies".

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

(chanting) normal girl normal girl normal girl normal girl normal girl normal girl

[weaver-z]

I love listening to classic jazz singers because they absolutely refuse to sing a song the same way twice

[weaver-z]

*listens to one recording* Oh here's the version that sound haunting and ghostly. *listens to another recording* Oh here's the version that sounds upbeat and fun. *listens to another recording* Oh here's the one where they just let the trumpets go absolutely bonkers in the background

[clevertitle-deactivated20220829]

What We Do In The Shadows season 4 promo photos

Images: left to right, top to bottom, all on bright colered discotheque backgrounds with lighting in shades of blue and pink: Laszlo Cravensworth, Nadja, Nandor, baby Colin Robinson, and the guide

Season 4 begins July 12 on FX and July 13 on Hulu

[heath-moved-deactivated20230308]

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

english teacher, white knuckle gripping a copy of hamlet: do you know who else was a poor little meow-meow?