shut the fuck off kid

Maeve | welcome to pastel hell

[soledadmiranda]

nothing but respect for MY spider man!!!!

[pettydavis]

the ONLY film spiderman tbh

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[charlesoberonn]

Whenever I do worldbuilding I try to keep this image in mind

[sirnekomeowinton]

[flakmaniak]

[r4cs0]

[understuckphanuniverse]

i hate this fucking site so much *clicks reblog*

[spinachandhoney]

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

[brightlotusmoon]

Ah, the Mary Suez.

[areawest]

hundreds of years of language evolution and innumerable events had to line up in the exact right order for that pun to make sense.

[post-store]

$27.99

[lacefuneral]

men in crop tops

Based on your gay thoughts!

[ambassadorquark]

[redpandarascal]

Her husband (husband? boytoy? Idk) is literally an environmental activist of course she would

[spookygirlfriend]

excuse me, did you just call Kermit the frog an environmental activist and boy toy?

[red-mercer]

He's manifestly both

[cybersupport]

top 5 plastic chairs i'd love to die in

[cybersupport]

number 1

[entropvy]

number 2

[cybersupport]

number 3

[honey-dippers-deactivated201907]

Wheres the last 2 op

[bluebananabowtie]

They died in plastic chair number 3

[gaywig]

[latadelixo]

[freddkong]

Mewtwo….

[hubnert]

LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FUCK YOU BY THE WRITERS IN THE HISTORY OF SHIPPING.

[chirart-deactivated20181203]

do you really want to go there

[ribbonroad]

[mellifera38]

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

[damnlettuce]

THE LAST ONE WHAT THE FUCK

[miracleunique]

I am such a slut for candles 😍😍😍😩😩😩😩🤤 I will moan on aisle 9 if I smell a bomb ass candle idc y’all

[intoxicologist99]

[anarchocunt]

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

End up missing the shot because of the mind shattering orgasm you get the moment he's in range with his shrussy out

[vintrkraka]

why staff thought they could turn this dumpster oven into something profitable is wildly beyond me

[catgifcentral]

They tied a ball to a cat’s tail for reference when animating Toothless

[pointnclick]

if you’re gonna give your baby an ipad you might as well leave them in a casino

[pointnclick]

just let them play slots in vegas. if they’re gonna get their tiny little brains overstimulated by lights and sounds they might as well become an earner

[alienscumbag]

[jerks-deactivated20200603]

[gayagendaofficial]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

there’s somethig magical about people on nextdoor vehemently defending possums

[coolxatu]

[ragebaitingmyfatdogpt20]

[huffylemon]

[skogsmyror]