self-evidently true.

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LEVI (HE/ANY NEOS) | 27 | EST | RULES & MUSES | GRAPHIC.

ind. sel. private multimuse blog for canon and original characters set in the wwe universe. kayfabe only. following for latin0cheat. affiliated with ma1nevents / pinfalles / p4rklifes / boykn1ghts & hitcritical & b3llalution / thr0whands.

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non-wwe canon multimuse.

non-wwe original character multi.

tmnt multi.

mark turner.

angel.

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going to a house show in aug!! just gotta survive working my ass off until then

[unbecomemes]

the answer sentence starters

by leanna firestone. feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed.

i put the manic-panic down.

i paid off all my cards.

only one of us is lonely.

you know you blew it.

i'm the best you ever had.

i never thought that you'd look so tragic.

the big man falls the fastest.

i wish i could wish you well.

i'd lie to you, but never myself.

i feel bad that i don't feel bad.

they never liked you anyway.

it helps to imagine that you're doing worse than me.

something's definitely going on.

if i did what you did, i couldn't live with myself.

go to hell or get help.

if i said what you said, i couldn't live with myself. So go to hell or get help

i just won't go as low as you will.

you hate yourself for the both of us.

if i was younger, i'd think it was G-d.

no one has outsmarted my self-hatred.

i always think your silence is my fault.

it doesn't matter if you hate me if i feel like you do.

there's no use in lying.

it'll prove i'm right, because i'm right.

it's one thing to worry, it's another to know.

my body is a temple in decay.

i thought i'd be smarter by [age].

i'm a martyr to my own misery.

i'm always kinda thinking about how i'm gonna die.

nobody ever really gets enough time.

i've been trying hard to change myself.

i'm cutting off the dead weight.

the one thing that has always been wrong is me.

he's polite and not a sore sight.

believe me, the bar was not high.

wow, it's so late.

we need some representation.

here comes my uglier replacement.

you're so confusing.

you've known him, like, two seconds.

i hate to pull that card.

i know i sound bitter But all of a sudden, I'm chopped liver

i'm sure that he's perfectly nice.

if you're happy, then i'm happy to shut the fuck up.

it's not that serious.

it is that deep.

they don't think I'm there yet.

i kinda thought you might be dead.

i'm still stuck until my lease is up.

i feel the urge to say i'm sorry.

i'm still alone and awkward.

do you talk about me at the indie get-togethers?

you're looking just as beautiful as ever.

that used to be our spot.

i heard you're out there kissing babies and waving to the masses.

i haven't touched anyone but myself since that.

when i get high, i get too anxious.

i want you to want me.

it's too good, i can't catch my breath.

you're the longest it's ever lasted

i'll go out to see the stars if you'll promise that you'll drive.

i'd spend forever as your princess on your passenger side.

i realized for the first time that this might be love

nothing else has ever felt as good as this does.

lucky me for having you at all.

if you ever want a good time, just call.

my whole body aches.

are you on your way?

you don't know how bad this fever could get.

come check my head.

you're the best i've ever had.

are you the best i'll ever get?

i know it could be worse.

i know that i know better.

i know that i deserve better.

if you were really the one, i don't think it'd be a question.

if you have to ask, then you already know the answer.

i never have the right words.

i can never find the right time.

i know we're on borrowed time.

should we be together?

i don't want to see you hurt.

i don't want to say it first.

i'm not in love, and i'm not sure i ever was.

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@ma1nevents asked : "Is this the part where I apologize or make breakfast?" / biblically accurate jeyvi. he was smooth 10 mins ago

"do you have something you need to apologize for?" she doesn't think she wants to know if he does. brandon had told her this would happen, practically laughed in her face when she told him that they were faking a relationship, you know how that always ends. and maybe it does end like this, her falling in love with a guy who feels bad for sleeping with her. she pulls the comforter up higher and blinks until she feels like her eyes are bright again. "i'm not a big breakfast person." she could ask him to grab her a protein drink and granola bar for the road. he must have something like that tucked somewhere. "maybe. you get me dinner sometime, instead?"

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A-Z NSFW HEADCANON MEME !

i know this has been done several times before, but if by chance any of the following questions appeal to you specifically, you've come to the right place! this meme contains NSFW content, so adults only please! ♡

afterwards — what kind(s) of aftercare do they like being given? do they like giving their partner aftercare? do they fall asleep quickly after sex?

beg — do they like making their partner(s) beg? do they like begging their partner?

body — what is their favorite body part of theirs? of their partner(s)'? are there any specific body parts they like to pay special attention to (ex. feet, hands, ass, etc)? where are their erogenous zones? where are they most sensitive?

clothing — do they like to have sex fully or partially clothed, or do they prefer having sex naked? would they ever move an article of clothing aside for stimulation/penetration (ex. pulling their panties to the side for penetrative sex)?

cum — how long does it take to make them cum? do they have any kinks relating to cum? do they like when their partner(s) cum(s) inside them? do they like cumming inside their partner(s)? do they like when their partner(s) cum on any of their body parts? do they like cumming on any of their partner(s)' body parts?

delay — do they like having their orgasm delayed/denied? do they like delaying/denying their partner(s)' orgasm?

dirty talk — are they turned on by dirty talk? turned off by dirty talk? is there anything they like their partner(s) to appeal to when talking dirty with them?

drive — how high is their sex drive? are they hyposexual, hypersexual, or somewhere in between? does it change depending on the circumstance? how often do they have sex?

dynamic — are they dominant? do they like to be dominated? how do they show their dominance? how do they show their partner(s) they want to be dominated? are they more versatile or does it depend on the context/their partner(s)?

eyes — do they like to be watched while they're having sex? do they like to watch others having sex?

fantasy — do they have any sexual fantasies they'd like to try out? have they ever gotten to act on a sexual fantasy?

g-spot — do they like g-spot/p-spot stimulation? do they prefer giving or receiving it, or does it depend on their partner(s)? do they like to stimulate the area with toys?

hair — do they shave or wax? do they let their hair grow out?

humiliation — do they like being humiliated or degraded? is there anything specific they like being humiliated or degraded for? do they like humiliating or degrading their partner(s)?

impact — do they like spanking/being spanked? whipping/being whipped? hitting/being hit? any other kind of impact play not listed here?

kink — what are their kinks? do they have a primary kink? are there any kinks they'd be interested in trying? are there any kinks they don't like or aren't interested in trying?

lingerie — do they own lingerie? if so, how often do they wear it? what kind of lingerie do they like to wear the most? do they like when their partners wear lingerie for them?

location — where do they like to have sex the most? would they ever have sex in a 'risky' place (ex. in the office, closet, public bathroom, etc)?

lube — do they use lube during sex? how much of it? do they like flavored lube and/or lube that brings particular sensations? can they become naturally lubricated enough to not need lube during sex?

marks — do they like being marked? do they like marking their partners?

music — do they like to play music while having sex? what kind of music? is the music for vibes, aesthetic, or simply to drown out the sounds they and their partner(s) make (or even a mix of all three)?

names — do they like being called names in the bedroom? if so, what kind of names? are they pet names or are they names to appeal to a praise/humiliation kink? do they like calling their partner(s) names in the bedroom? do they have a daddy/mommy kink?

orgasm — how would their partner(s) know if they orgasm? what is their orgasm reaction like? are they sensitive after having an orgasm? what is the most effective way to get them to quickly orgasm?

positions — what are their favorite sex positions? do they have a singular favorite sex position? are there any positions they would like to try? are there any positions they don't like?

praise — do they like being praised? is there anything specific they like being praised for? do they like praising their partner(s)?

queen — are they a size queen? do they prefer length, girth, or both? do they like textures?

restraint — do they like being restrained? do they like restraining their partner(s)? are they into softer bondage or more hardcore BDSM?

sensation — do any specific sensations turn them on? are they into hot wax? ice? tickling? specific textures? anything else not listed here?

sexting — do they like sexting their partner(s)? do they ever send nudes? do they like receiving nudes? do they find sexting more or less difficult/fun than curating sexual experiences in real life? are they any different while sexting than they are during real life sexual experiences?

size — how big are their genitals? what cup size are they? what are their body measurements?

sounds — what sounds do they make during sex? do they laugh a lot during sex? are they chatty during sex?

stimulation — how do they prefer to be stimulated? do they like being given handjobs? do they like being fingered? do they like being given oral? is/are there any specific spot(s) on their body they like being stimulated the most? where do they like to stimulate their partner(s)?

strip — does your muse like stripping for their partner(s)? do they like when their partner(s) strip(s) for them? do they like their partner(s) stripping them naked? do they like to strip their partner(s) naked?

style — do they like it rough? do they like it soft? do they prefer fucking or making love? do they like a hard and fast pace, a slow and gentle pace, or does it vary/depend on the situation?

top or bottom — are they more of a top or a bottom, or are they more versatile? does it depend on their partner(s)? do they like penetrating or being penetrated more? do they like giving oral or receiving oral more? do they like stimulating or being stimulated more?

tease — do they like teasing their partner(s)? do they like being teased? how do they like to tease/be teased?

toys — do they own sex toys? how often do they use them? do they prefer using them on themselves or their partner(s)?

turn on — what turns them on?

volume — are they loud, quiet, or somewhere in between during sex? do they get louder over time? are there any activities that affect their volume during sex? do they prefer a loud or quiet partner?

wet — do they like bath/shower sex? would they have sex in other bodies of water (pool, lake, ocean, etc)?

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@pinfalles asked : baby, nothing comes for free. / brandon and bronson i fear

bronson knows that. every alliance he's ever crept into came with strings. fair's fair ; you take a few hits, swallow a few losses, and in the end, both of you end up better off, as long as you found the right person to trust. bronson doesn't trust widow as far as he could throw him. bronson thinks he could throw him pretty far, though, and it's this thought that's keeping him listening. "i don't like to waste time. you got something worth it for me?"

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i think la and jimmy are fucking

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@pinfalles asked : ❛  tell  me  what  you  want .  ❜ kaicade...

"what, you need ideas?" he's got his arms looped around cade's neck, one hand pressed firm against whichever muscle it is that makes up the upper back. he should know that, shouldn't he. look, he's on color commentary for a reason. he thinks he could give a good play-by-play now, though, if cade keeps looking at him like that. underneath isn't kai's favorite place to be, but it does make it easy to press his teeth against cade's collar and the rest of his body against anything he can reach. "making me do all the work. don't be lazy."

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@pinfalles asked : "You can sneak out, or we can talk like adults." / kaicade

cade was already in the shower when kai woke up, and kai has an early call time for the pre-show, and anyways, he hadn't intended to spend the night and really needs to go back to his room as soon as possible. that runs through kai's head about half a second before it comes out of his mouth -- "i have an early call time, and you were in the shower, so i didn't think it made sense to wait around and talk. and anyways, i wasn't expecting to spend the night." it would've been pretty presumptuous to pack a bag when his room is only a floor down -- he showed up here in yesterday's clothes, nothing in his pockets but his phone and his room key. he reaches into those pockets now -- nothing in there but his phone. fuck. he needs to breathe. "we can talk. after the show, okay?"

[unbecomemes]

the great divide sentence starters

by noah kahan. feel free to change pronouns, wording, etc. as needed.

they don't say a lot.

i bet you they'd only talk shit.

we never do anything real, we just talk about it.

everything you see out here will die.

i'm going off my medicine.

it's a place where most kids just grow up and have kids.

G-d forbid i hurt someone.

i'd hurt anyone i could.

i'm a sure bet at a losing streak.

have you ever stared directly at the sun?

oh, are you leaving?

i hope you're moving on.

i was working on a plan to disappear completely.

i never take a day off.

i'm always selling something.

you're here, and we're so grateful you are.

you're gonna fix it.

we're fragile, but you've always been so tough.

you know that I miss you.

you always come running back whenever i ask.

i think he's really lost it.

he's been sitting on the porch ranting like a prophet.

make him talk.

all i want is a dialogue.

i've gotta stay for mom.

you know how to talk.

can you come home?

you've got to fix this.

i think that we had everything, and until now just didn't know it.

i'm leaning towards a subject change.

you state a feeling like a fact.

i'm glad you lеft, but you'll be back.

call me when it goes to shit.

i don't mind being your dead end.

i think it's fine to never move on

i'll keep rooting for your downfall.

i'm hoping that the view ain't nice.

i hope you open up to someone kind, and they hold it all against you.

if you were here, you'd make a joke of it.

i hope you settlе down.

i hope you marry rich.

the world is scared of hesitating things.

i think about you all the time.

some small fame ain't made me someone else.

you ain't a hero now.

help me if it helps you sleep.

we were fine without you.

spare us all the pity.

save it for the microphone.

we can fight like we used to fight.

look at you leaving again. it's all you know how to do.

the world belongs to you.

i'll see you again in six months when you need your next song.

i wish you could know me.

i wish i could know you.

i'm sorry for everything else.

you always went looking for an easy way out.

turns out that you're still an asshole.

i'm half as drunk as i thought i'd be by now.

even when you're not here, it becomes about you.

i'd beat your ass 'til the morning.

if i never see you again, you could be anything i want.

stay gone.

i hope that it's warm wherever you sleep.

no one gets to talk shit but the ones you've shit on.

it's all over the internet.

you picked the wrong time to make this call.

you stopped taking your medicine.

whatеver made you famous made you sick.

there ain't no shame in calling this thing quits.

i'll leave the porch light on.

you act like we just sit up here and wait for you to reappear.

you're far too patient.

i wanna see you lose it.

i know the company line.

it's gone to shit without you.

it was shit before, but at least i had you.

if i see one more cybertruck, i swear to G-d, i'm gonna floor it.

i used to hate the silence.

i ain't afraid to hold the gun.

i hope my children get spoiled when they get old.

i want to be you, but i don't want to be that.

where i'm from and what i'm worth have gotten too intertwined.

fuck it, i might even disappear.

i hope you've had a decent time.

i swear you're gonna get it, kid.

you can try to disappear.

i'm always on my own.

let's talk about him

you've been the best five minutes of a shitty year.

i'm so glad we're here

where do we go when we die?

it's unfair that you have what you have and i've got what i've got.

i hated the way i made it all about me.

every day from back then is like a bad dream.

don't the sky look pretty up here?

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i looooove making evi overly successful ngl. she's my little success story. crown jewel money in the bank royal rumble...not all at once but in general she's getting all of them <3 otoh kai was a valet who cannot wrestle AT ALL. has never gotten recognition for anything ever except that time he singlehandedly ruined cade's championship run

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also it's my birthday tomorrow <3 i'm at work so idrc but at least i get dom v demon finn on saturday

[unbecomemes]

kevin can eff himself sentence starters (pt four)

living in new england is just like that. warnings for emotional abuse. feel free to change wording and pronouns as needed.

"you didn't finish something. how is that news?"

"i have figured out a way to take back my narrative."

"you didn't tell me you were coming over."

"do you want to move in with me?"

"i just like having you around. that's all."

"you might be the best thing in my life, and i want to spend all my time with you."

"i think it could be really good for both of us."

"maybe that stuff was worth it when i thought we might actually be together."

"i don't think it'll be any less sketchy with the lights are on."

"that was a very interesting sex story that you just told me."

"that makes it even sexier."

"stop trying to act so brave."

"i swore i'd never talk to a cop without a lawyer present."

"funniness is my greatest strength. that and my muscles. and everything else, including my brain."

"you're too hot to have a sense of humor."

"it'd just make me feel better if you'd admit this might not be the best idea."

"i'm so glad that you're back from your little crying thing."

"it's weird wanting something so bad and finally getting it."

"do i look like a man who lives by a clock?"

"you can use me to rebel all you want."

"i just feel like i don't know how to have any fun."

"you must laugh all the time with a guy like that."

"you deserve to be satisfied."

"i shouldn't read into this, right?"

"i've been really shitty to him lately."

"having sex with me is weird and stupid?"

"i don't want to have to worry about him."

"i can't be stupid about this."

"she's wrapped up in something bad."

"there's a reason drinking rhymes with thinking."

"i'm trying really hard not to care."

"how about i take you home?"

"that's a problem for you."

"i've never been a problem for you."

"she did this because she thought it would fix everything, not because she wanted to."

"she wants to be found."

"you've been a jerk to me for forever, i think."

"i don't think you're the enemy."

"what is so wrong with staying where you grew up?"

"i want to sit out there and smoke and not worry about what anybody else needs."

"i really thought it was the right thing to do."

"who says i want to leave?"

"if you're offended by what i said, i was just joking."

"i'm gonna talk, and you're gonna listen."

"you'll be back, begging for help or money or attention before you know it."

"babe, you're not capable."

"i will fucking destroy you."

"how about you stop being a fucking idiot and you call me back, okay?"

"let's die alone together."

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wow it has been...two months. sorry. about to rb some memes and then clean out my drafts and think about doing some writing! also cleaning up my carrd. i'm adding uhh d/anhausen and sh/iloh h/ill for sure

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found out recently that one of my students' parents is a semi-well known pro wrestling/mma/etc journalist. do you think they can get me wrestlemania tickets

[biiigtime]

BITE THE APPLE BABY ! oh my god i feel invincible , and when the sun comes up i feel despicable. and when my heart slows down, will you pick me up ? but we can pause for now ? i think i said enough !

an independent, private, highly selective portrayal of the man, becky lynch. kayfabe based, but usually not compliant. WHATEVER YOU SAY I AM, I AM !

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STARTER CALL ! like this and i'll put our muses in a random generator and write a starter for the resulting muses. feel free to ask for multiple starters and to specify if you have multiple blogs :)