[esiarysia]

[netscapeshawty]

baseball different from how i remember it

[qualitytimeswithqualitylads]

glad they added new maps to baseball

[nick-nellson]

you’re saying this wasn’t an accident?

[rramshackled]

the universal experience

[pobopolybius]

Be proud of being cringe. Evil even

[orolith]

[beardedmrbean]

[radiofreederry]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[catchymemes]

[aupamplemousse-deactivated20220]

Most days I’m ambivalent about being gay, but sometimes it’s a relief not to be a straight boy ™

[hexpress]

Shut up, this rules, you corny bookworm motherfucker.

[melonmemes]

[nomehablen2]

this is so fucking funny

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[manypersons]

[smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen]

[dasagoo]

me on my 50th playthrough making my way to the tops to bang benny once again

[weantuniverse]

[thingsthatcannotsaveyou]

[batbrobeyond]

[nedsseveredhead]

Zagreus: Father, whilst I was ransacking your realm, I came across a peculiar shade by the name of Bophades...

Hades: HMMM.... I DO NOT RECALL THIS NAME BOY. WHO IS THIS BOPHADES?

Zagreus: Bofa deez nuts you miserable old man!

Hades: TSCH.... SUCH DISRESPECT FROM MY OWN KIN.... THE LIKES OF WHICH I HAVE NOT SEEN SINCE UPDOG.

Zagreus: Updog? What’s updog?

Zagreus:

[hawkellion]

[flimflix]

[bigcheeseofficial]

[manicpixiedickgirl]

[manicpixiedickgirl]

[queermachmir]

“What is it that the child has to teach?

The child naively believes that everything should be fair and everyone should be honest, that only good should prevail, that everybody should have what they want and there should be no pain or sadness. The child believes the world should be perfect and is outraged to discover it is not.

And the child is right.”

— Rabbi Tzvi Freeman

[spaceraptor]

“Westerners are fond of the saying ‘Life isn’t fair.’ Then, they end in snide triumphant: ‘So get used to it!’ What a cruel, sadistic notion to revel in! What a terrible, patriarchal response to a child’s budding sense of ethics. Announce to an Iroquois, ‘Life isn’t fair,’ and her response will be: ‘Then make it fair!’” –Barbara Alice Mann

[furbearingbrick]