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[cottoncandylesbo]

the excitable hog

[a-literate-chicken]

Transgender pride 🏳️‍⚧️ ✨

[memewhore]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL

[peripetyy]

Plotting, scheming, etc.

[whatagrump]

This was filmed at the Sheldrick Wildlife Trust, which rescues, rehabilitates, and releases orphaned elephants in Kenya (among other conservation efforts). Charity Navigator has given it a 4/4 star rating, and you can make donations here or “adopt” a baby elephant here.

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Adopt a conspiring criminal baby elephant on 959 days left

[hellenhighwater]

i think i downloaded some kind of computer virus

[karlyanalora]

Oh dear. Are you just getting annoying popup ads, or is it worse than that?

[hellenhighwater]

Much worse.

[froggybangbang]

Gremlin.exe is super hard to uninstall i hear. Good luck!

[hellenhighwater]

It's spreading, evolving--

[hellenhighwater]

Modern problems require ancient solutions.

I have given the viruses a stick.

[churrotowns]

since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons

[janmisali]

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)

0, 1, or 2

3

4 or 5

6

7, 8, or 9

Remaining time: 5 days 2 hours

[elamarth-calmagol]

Confused by the numbering choices here

[janmisali]

that's the order numbers go in.

[theres-a-hole-in-my-wall]

but you have 12 options

[janmisali]

this poll has five (5) options actually

[theres-a-hole-in-my-wall]

i meant you have the choice of up to 12 options when you make a poll mb

Like why not make it 1-10 one choice for each number. Instead of grouping some numbers

[under-the-arch]

In order to make the results look like an E

[b0tster]

'why do ur lesbian ocs need condoms?'

bsky replies: its not uncommon for some tops to put condoms on the strap because its still possible to transmit std's. also it could just be a joke and shes just doing it cuz shes bisexual or something and has them lying around maybe and its funny cuz they dont need them?

tumblr replies: 'because bia has a massive cock'

[b0tster]

just saw someone say 'well trans woman are infertile so they wouldnt need condoms' and that is so many layers of incorrect i had to sit down lol 💀

[dykeselfcest]

AN ICON.....

[mr-deep-downer]

[sailatina3]

[herecomesthementalmeltdown]

[threeninesfine]

The suburbs dream of violence. Asleep in their drowsy villas, sheltered by benevolent shopping malls, they wait patiently for the nightmares that will wake them into a more passionate world.

—J.G. Ballard, Kingdom Come

[creatingblackcharacters]

"From these made-up horrors, these fictionalized enemies, he had created a villain worthy of the violent bravado that he imagined he would display if confronted by said villain. This web of racist lies was what he needed to make himself seem like a man. He invented a story about bad guys who were out to get him, and he repeated it to himself and others until he believed it. Then he made up another story- of himself as hero, defending himself and his family against this violent threat- and he repeated that one until he believed it too. Brian wrote himself into his own American westen, a world of cowboys and Indians, cops and robbers. And for a man with no job, few friends, and a family that couldn't stand him, pretending to be a main character in violent American mythology was as close to belonging as he was ever going to get."

Mediocre, Ijeoma Oluo

[sparrowlucero]

the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice

[sparrowlucero]

the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice

[sparrowlucero]

realizing many people don't know about infinity train creator owen dennis' among us show from years ago, which has been trapped in unreleased limbo all this time and was just dumped on streaming this morning with no advertisement. they don't even know about its weirdly stacked cast

[virtualgirladvance]

was expecting another goncharov but...its real?

[goth-queen]

[fbwzoo]

Butt pillow

[wonderlustxennial]

OH MY GOD The dog on the right, black and white?? What breed are they??!

I lost my Sami this week, and the whole 9 years she was with me, I could never find out her breed! She was a recuse of a rescue,etc )

The whole time since I had to put her down, I’ve scoured the Internet, searching for other dogs who look like her. Are they rare??

Please, if you could give me any information, I would be so grateful!!

[fbwzoo]

I'm so sorry for your loss! If she was a rescue though, it's pretty likely she was a mixed breed, not any one in particular. Emma, the black & white one here, is a mix of a lot of breeds. We haven't gotten an embark done on her, but her sister's had like 4 different terriers + chihuahua and a couple other things. Depending on how big your Sami was, maybe look at terrier/chi mixes?

[bleaksqueak]

Happy that people liked my silly little fox animation! I don’t animate much at all anymore, but I got nostalgic for this from ages ago and thought I’d salvage some gifs out of it.

[charl0ttan]

[charl0ttan]

[sternfleck]

How it feels to be

[indigobuntings]

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

[indigobuntings]

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

[krchov]

(by @galwednesday)

[crabussy]

crying tears of joy over this photo

[birds-in-posts]

Kākāpō (Strigops habroptilus)

[crabussy]

every time I share a photo of a kākāpō and someone goes "lol it's sirocco the one who shagged a man's head" I get so irritated because there's more than one kākāpō on earth but. after much digging. no this is literally sirocco. this IS in fact and undoubtedly the parrot that shagged some dude's head. happy birthday you crazy bachelor