Hawthorne Bridge hater

he/him current courbet painting: The Wrestlers, 1853 On hiatus

[courbet-nft]

ok whatever here’s my bio:

viridian, viri, tumblr user courbet-nft, corpse, whatever

he/him, transmasc but in a "just some guy" way

I no longer come on here except in desperate times

I am a mostly nocturnal white adult jew of the man-adjacent variety. Not giving a detailed list of everything wrong with me, rest assured my body and mind are both gutted enough to be on tumblr. I'm in recovery (the alcoholic type) and I try not to be annoying about it but I am often cringe about it. the rest you can infer from my posts

i’m a multi-disciplinary artist (cringe) and i make music that you can buy here and also stream on Spotify or whatever if you’re broke or just hate giving people money

rules:

i don’t trigger tag, this is not out of malice i almost exclusively use mobile and am also forgetful, so i decided to not do it at all rather than be wildly inconsistent. If this is a deal breaker that is fully understandable take care of yourself.

i’m in my late twenties and post/rb untagged nsfw so i really am not comfortable following or being followed by kids

i think transsexual is a sexy word

you don't know me

don’t assume shit about me

since you read this far here’s my top favorite Courbet paintings in each of his five categories of subject matter:

Self portrait with mildly slutty energy: “Man With Pipe” 1848

Landscape: “The Wave,” 1870

Socialism: “The Stone Breakers” 1849 (I KNOW this is a really basic bitch answer but come on he really did that)

Softcore porn: “Female Nude With A Dog” (1861-62)

post-Paris Commune still life: “Still Life Fruit” 1872

[courbet-nft]

How do you clean your body

washcloth

plastic loofah/poof

natural loofah

scrubbie gloves

sponge

brush

I use multiple of these

something else

hands only

Voting ended onJan 28

no show results I know your ass gets clean somehow

[hornworts]

Gustave Courbet, Self Portrait (Man with Pipe), 1848, oil on canvas

[courbet-nft]

hiatus time

[ghw-archive]

Egon Schiele (1890-1918) “Schiele with Model before the Mirror” (Aynanın Önündeki Model ile Schiele ),1910

[coffinvows]

How does one improve in anatomy?

draw porn of ur oc

[shamebats]

[zvaigzdelasas]

Israel has "preemptively" attacked Iran

[zvaigzdelasas]

Israel begins preemptive strike against Iran, defense minister says; sirens wail across Israel

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13 Jun 25, 03:11 GMT+3

[zvaigzdelasas]

A senior Iranian official [...] said that Iranian fighter jets had taken off and that Israeli planes were attacking Iran.

New York Times

03:16 GMT+3

[zvaigzdelasas]

Claims of explosions in Baghdad & Iranian missiles launched

[zvaigzdelasas]

Iran State TV has confirmed attacks on Natanz nuclear site

[zvaigzdelasas]

Iranian TV saying possibility that commander-in-chief of IRGC has been killed

[adamtotscomix]

Read the uncensored version on Patreon!

[adamtotscomix]

1. Nobody is "making you" pay for anything.

2. People have always paid for artwork. That's sorta how artwork happens.

3. Y'know what's ACTUALLY crazy? I made this comic cuz my front porch needs $20k worth of repairs, and I raised that money in 48 hours off this one comic. 🙂

[phillip-bankss]

[phillip-bankss]

concerning amount of individuals who don't know what a pap smear is in the notes

also this is what transformer obgyns use for a speculum

[mrpinchy]

which would be more pathetic?

Target begs the gays to come back with huge Pride collection

Target gargles fascism even harder and releases NO Pride collection at all

Target pisses off everyone by releasing a Pride collection but it's half-assed

Voting ended onMay 26, 2025

goes without saying the boycott is still on and absolutely NOTHING target does now or in the future will be good enough to forget or ignore their enthusiastic support of this fascist regime

[mrpinchy]

CONGRATS EVERYONE they released a half-assed Pride collection so fast they forgot to remove the placeholder text on all the tags lol

[flameraven]

Yeah not only did they not write copy for the tags, they made the least rainbow Pride collection possible. Like. These are the clothes:

I'm not surprised given this is a company that recently fired 2 of its DEI executives, but still. Bleak.

[wittywallflower]

[mycupofstars]

Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell: The Pride Collection

[ralfmaximus]

It's worse than imagined.

[anarchohellenism]

Happy pride, fags, make sure your wallet isn't on you after we tossed you in the trash!

[zvaigzdelasas]

Israel has "preemptively" attacked Iran

[zvaigzdelasas]

Israel begins preemptive strike against Iran, defense minister says; sirens wail across Israel

* * *

13 Jun 25, 03:11 GMT+3

[zvaigzdelasas]

A senior Iranian official [...] said that Iranian fighter jets had taken off and that Israeli planes were attacking Iran.

New York Times

03:16 GMT+3

[zvaigzdelasas]

Claims of explosions in Baghdad & Iranian missiles launched

[zvaigzdelasas]

Iran State TV has confirmed attacks on Natanz nuclear site

[imanes]

what was your almost name? mine was sofia

[coolmugsifound]

"Corvette Drive-in" Five & Dime mug (Republic of Korea, 1988)

source

[junglejim4322]

I love small town grindr. Looking for fun at the haunted abandoned building

[lesbiskammerat]

fine..if you insist

[thydungeongal]

Various things that are called some variation of "pepper" in various languages:

"Pepper," seeds of the plant Piper nigrum, a.k.a. black pepper, used as a spice.

"Peppermint," a hybrid of watermint and spearmint.

The edible fruits of the plants of the genus Capsicum, known collectively as "peppers," which includes bell peppers, chili peppers, etc. (some European languages make a distinction between peppers and capsicums by using the word "paprika" for the latter. A word that is a direct cognate with pepper.)

Allspice, also known as "Jamaica pepper," "myrtle pepper," but also as "spice pepper" in Finnish and Swedish (I suppose as opposed to the kind of peppers that aren't used as spices?), the dried fruits of the plant Pimenta dioica. More closely related to myrtle, guava, and eucalyptus than pepper.

Horseradish, a plant of the family Brassicaceae, thus making it a relative of mustard, cabbage, and radish, known in some European languages as "pepper root."

Ginger snaps, biscuits flavored with ginger, known as "pepper cake" in many European languages.

"Sichuan peppers," the dried fruits of the genus Zanthoxylum. Related to neither black peppers nor capsicums, but part of the same family as citrus.

Undoubtedly forgetting at least some but anyway. Forgot why I was doing this.

[thydungeongal]

This user's kitty cat, a domestic feline of the species Felis catus