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30 | they/them | backseat gamer ☁️💜💖🌈

[cryingmyeyesviolet]

I think Rizo genuinely doesn’t realize that none of these people take him seriously. He has a 0% chance of winning.

[imhereonthekitchenfloor]

Just watched survivor feeling like

[catasters]

[archivearchangelica]

Club I Love You, 2005

[allbuthuman]

i went to club i love you and everyone was there

[tetuna]

He's an asthmatic music teacher, he's a bisexual pornstar. Their 15 year long hatemance will change your perception of love.

[denisestaplegend]

mii jeff wanted to play coin flip the other night. do y’all think I would’ve won the mrbeast super beware advantage with a result like this

[weaselknievel]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[crabussy]

really fond of humans just from an appearance standpoint. the long legs. the manes of hair that can come in practically any colour and texture. those crazy high-contrast eyes with the white scleras and colourful irises. the fingers being so much longer than the toes. there's a lot to love. solid 10/10 animal species

[crabussy]

BAFFLINGLY SPOT ON COMPARISON.

[great-and-small]

My precious Tiger Salamander just turned EIGHT YEARS OLD I can’t believe it look how handsome he’s become 🥹

In 2018:

Now:

[oceanasky]

I made him something on Canva ^

[great-and-small]

Thank you for making this I showed it to him!!

[importantdogimages]

[firstethicalpisces]

girl nothing is ever gonna be all the way together just enjoy the bits and pieces #yourfragments

[strokingout]

hold on i have to do everything

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[angelotheque]

[despairinglakepasta]

I need everyone to look what what my ceramics teacher hung up in the hallway a few weeks ago thats been killing me

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 23

[storybookprincess]

so back when my little brother was in high school, my mom went as a chaperone for their senior year field trip to an amusement park. which, you know, brave move to volunteer to supervise a bunch of high school seniors let loose in a wonderland of rollercoasters and sugar

my brother and his friends in this field trip group were truly great kids. but they were not above run of the mill teenage boy shenanigans. it’s the end of senior year, you and all your buddies are at the amusement park, you’re naturally going to want to act like a complete moron

there was one kid in the group who was especially prone to goofing around. committed to the bit, some may say. my mom knew that if nonsense was going to break out, he’d likely be at the center of it

so she goes up to this kid at the very start of the trip and says “hey, i’m kinda worried about this chaperoning thing. this might be a lot to ask, but can you help me keep an eye on everyone? you wouldn’t have to do anything big, just be an extra set of eyes for me.”

friends, this kid proceeded to run their field trip group like the fucking us marines. everyone is at the meet up spots at the designated time. everyone waits in line for the rides like a bunch of boy scouts. the second the horseplay gets too out of hand, this kid is getting it back under control

it’s incredible how differently people act based on the expectations you set. instead of going to this kid and saying “hey, i know you’re trouble, so i’ve got my eye on you,” my mom went “hey, i know you have influence in your peer group, so i think you can help me.”

treat someone like a problem, they’ll act like a problem. but give people a chance to help, make them feel important, and they usually rise far above the occasion. it was a stroke of genius that i’m honestly still in awe of