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probuccalfat1

the relationship between a girl and the local public library is intimate and divine

kindahoping4forever

5SOS: imagine if we didn't lose all control and evolve

kindahoping4forever

Everyone's A Star Kansas City exclusive poster

#so which state is this?#😂

lolastung

FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS 1.01, "Pilot"

mooserattler

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

moonblossom

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

allthelittlebeagles

i will always support this post

freshrosemary-deactivated202303

@mooserattler back on my dash!

jjflow

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

mooserattler

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

bidoof

god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve

void-the-bear

@hellsite-hall-of-fame this post is from 2015

goddesspharo

Glen Powell and Zoey Deutch celebrating July 4th [x]

kindahoping4forever

Everyone's A Star Rogers exclusive poster

tlirsgender

Loving how as soon as electricity was like, a Thing, people just went "you can make toast with this" and started working on electric toasters but they didn't quite have the whole heating element thing down so there was a not insignificant chance of it just exploding

tlirsgender

People have been making bread crunchy by heating it up for Ages but for some reason I thought electric toasters would be happening around the same time as like, refrigerators but no people went "easier crunchy bread?" as soon as the technology was available. Not even remotely safe but like, existent. It took Way longer to figure out how to make things cold with electricity

tlirsgender

I specify electric toasters because before that they had these bad boys

You just put your slice of bread in there and hold it over your fireplace and bam it's toast time

tlirsgender

Actually you didn't have to use those, if you find yourself wanting some toast in victorian england you could also stick your bread on one of these motherfuckers right here

These are the very creatively titled (/s) toasting forks and they look metal as hell for the purpose they serve

You might notice that the tips are bent upwards, which is actually not for inflicting more pain when tormenting the souls of the damned but rather because the bread goes on them like so

And the bend helps keep the bread from sliding off

tlirsgender

I know this is the most niche interest shit in the world but just look at that. The victorian era had no reason to go as hard as it did but every day I am grateful for it

definitelynot-darcy

But sliced bread didn't exist until... I dunno, but it was after Betty White was born. So would the Victorians just stab a wad of bread and toast it like a s'more or what?

tlirsgender

I don't know how to tell you that you can slice a loaf of bread