Courtney's Blog

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[flowerytale]

“Forgiveness is warm. Like a tear on a cheek. Think of that and of me when you stand in the rain. I loved you completely. And you loved me the same. That’s all…”

The Haunting of Hill House created by Mike Flanagan (2018)

[ampervadasz]

[uncle-beanbag]

That jump is the funniest shit

[cutecutejames]

it took me a LONG time to work out that this is “life on a boat” and not like, “physics just said fuck you today”

[syanah]

So THAt’s what sailors mean by sea legs

[argumate]

something about reference frames

[sindri42]

there’s a reason traditional sailing vessels had hammocks instead of bunk beds.

[jacindaelena]

via spookyhoagi

[dailyanimatedgifs]

Over the Garden Wall (2014)

[industrialwonders]

[toastbutteregg]

as if i have any asset to kahoot for

[heartsnmagic]

[immaplatypus]

SO I JUST STARTED WATCHING THE JIMMY NEUTRON MOVIE ON AMAZON AND NOT ONLY ARE THE SUBTITLES DELAYED BY AN ENTIRE TWO MINUTES

BUT THOSE FIRST TWO MINUTES ARE OCCUPIED BY SUBTITLES FOR THE FREAKING???? RUBBER DUCKIE THEME SONG FROM SESAME STREET????

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO CONFUSED IN MY LIFE

[immaplatypus]

i just want to have a normal night for once

[fuckstaffposts]

You declined having a normal night when you started watching the Jimmy neutron movie on Amazon

[eameschairs]

whose bastard child is this

[witchleia]

wait john finish your thought

[manicgoblinnightmaregirl]

do you believe you're missing out

that everything good is happening somewhere else?

but with nobody in your bed

the night's hard to get through

Brand New - Jesus Christ

[matala-moon]

“Love many things, for therein lies the true strength, and whosoever loves much performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well.” - Vincent Van Gogh

[wizardjpeg]

i am online and you all have to deal with it

[holidaysandkraftsandstuff]

[everythingfox]

“I’m so happy for them”

(Source)

[hannahhillam]

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

[coffeeandstring]

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

[fatsexybitch]

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

[hollowedskin]

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

[everydayconman]

[shotfromguns]

some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met

my quintessential example of this:

i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.

i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of… plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour.

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

I saw this so clearly in my mind and I’m never going to stop laughing at betrayed sack of flour.

[tisfan]

reblogging for betrayed sack of flour.

[sweet-little-nothings]

My last two brain cells