Discoholic 🪩
macklin celebrini has autism
No title available
Monterey Bay Aquarium
gracie abrams
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
tumblr dot com
KIROKAZE
Fai_Ryy
Jules of Nature
Mike Driver
roma★
Love Begins
YOU ARE THE REASON
shark vs the universe
trying on a metaphor
ellievsbear
Andulka
No title available
taylor price
seen from Ireland
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Mexico
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Mexico
seen from Thailand
seen from United States
seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Netherlands
seen from China
seen from Brazil
@courtyardhound
looking up the beethoven sonata my grandma learned for her concert and found a whole thread of beethoven sonata powerscalers which is truly the funniest thing in the world to me
they all have usernames like chopinlover01 and are accusing each other of being unmusical. and also they keep resurrecting a thread from 2005 and apologizing for resurrecting the thread but continuing to do so (the final post is from 2023)
i love the NBA offseason
this is elite shithousery lmao
once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out
comic for a little seattle anthology i did. this is my cat db cooper :)
Turns out getting a little silly with it is incredible motivation for my visual development phase, so here are some Guards! Guards! textposts!
I subscribed to UNNAMED STREAMING SERVICE a few days ago and gave the login info to all my friends, as one does, but one of them went in and turned on 2-factor authentication and set the phone number to her own cell phone, locking me out of the account
It was an accident and we got it fixed but for a brief moment the betrayal and fury was so great I blacked out and was possessed by the spirit of like a 19th century naval officer, I was pacing around my room like "TO THINK THAT JUDAS HIMSELF NUMBERS HIMSELF AMONG MY COMPATRIOTS"
free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business
taking notes
Today's Seal Is: AAOOOOOAAAGHHHHH
Despite it all I was born in the right generation. I love having more than 2 outfits to wear & not being pregnant.
Feels like a bad idea maybe
i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep
Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do
Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.
Burger queen divorced him
My stepdad is so fucking funny sometimes
i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair
my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine
you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.
dude hes three….
And uncultured. Get a new child
