SHARKS?!

[karnalesbian]

i love the NBA offseason

[karnalesbian]

this is elite shithousery lmao

[karnalesbian]

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[geniusbee]

comic for a little seattle anthology i did. this is my cat db cooper :)

[lhoandbehold]

Turns out getting a little silly with it is incredible motivation for my visual development phase, so here are some Guards! Guards! textposts!

[pekingopera]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I subscribed to UNNAMED STREAMING SERVICE a few days ago and gave the login info to all my friends, as one does, but one of them went in and turned on 2-factor authentication and set the phone number to her own cell phone, locking me out of the account

It was an accident and we got it fixed but for a brief moment the betrayal and fury was so great I blacked out and was possessed by the spirit of like a 19th century naval officer, I was pacing around my room like "TO THINK THAT JUDAS HIMSELF NUMBERS HIMSELF AMONG MY COMPATRIOTS"

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: AAOOOOOAAAGHHHHH

[shamebats]

Despite it all I was born in the right generation. I love having more than 2 outfits to wear & not being pregnant.

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Feels like a bad idea maybe

[tragicburnout]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[weirdness-is-good]

[shortgremlinman]

Burger queen divorced him

[slightly-awkward-sunshine]

My stepdad is so fucking funny sometimes

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[angelicguy]

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

[angelicguy]

dude hes three….

[bumblr-dotcom]

And uncultured. Get a new child

[vicholas]

Why are people now saying "LARP" when they mean "poser". It's confusing.

[vicholas]

Everyone is always parroting The Buzzword Of The Month without actually knowing what it means or where it comes from, make it stop

[gunsandfireandshit]

Kinda like how "POV" went from "(implied first person) Point Of View" to "there is a video"