[toastbutteregg]

THREE MONTHS TIL 2020 I CANT BELIEVE IM ALIVE FOR THIS

[fluorescentjellyfish-deactivate]

[kanjiklubb]

[lassi]

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

Me 2 seconds after being born

[challenger2753]

i’m the panel 

[gostle]

the stomping

[unclefather]

[anxietyproblem]

[secondclassvines]

“Bourgeoisie”

[no-chill-at-all]

[lola-martinez]

[tendersea]

emmy award….. now.

[swarnpert]

me getting a blood transfusion: can you see if you have any gay blood in the back?

[0000000000000000000000404]

thats literally illegal, gays cant donate blood

[swarnpert]

can you just check for me

[with-practice]

Are you into dudes?

Unfortunately.

[tropicalwave]

Me figuring out how many funny posts I need to shove in between posting about my current interest to avoid being annoying about it

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

[kiera-jpg]

if this comes up on my dash and i don’t reblog it - just assume im dead

[aquabrie]

Awesome

[catchymemes]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

[volcanokids]

Me, putting a red bracelet on the leg of a male red wing blackbird: ON GOD we gonna get u some pussy bro

[lessthanvicky]

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Mean Tweets | Avengers Edition Part 1