Turtle horoscope inspired by @teenage-mutant-ninja-freak and @lotus-and-the-terrapins Ok so the longest wait EVER is finally over. I did not forget I’ve just been out of sync for one reason or another but…. HERE IT IS!!!! Enjoy!!!
Leo- Scorpio ♏️ Now, before anyone throws me to the wolves on this one, just hear me out. There’s a lot of parallels Leo here has with the scorpion which leads me to believe he falls under this sign.
Scorpios are serious and often stern, not to be trifled with
They care not for non essential or unimportant things
Naturally curious about the world they inhabit, but prefer to learn on their own
Keen intuition allows Scorpio to find out solid truths, but he will come to his own conclusion and once it’s there, that is how it is
Scorpios control their own destinies
Independent, fearless and ambitious
Secretive and very complex
Ruled by Mars the god of war and Pluto the god of the underworld, they are intense, passionate and loaded with desire
More vulnerable than he lets on and possibly the wisest man you will ever know
The water sign may be calm and cool on the outside, but he is very attuned to his own and others emotions and feels deeply
Caring and completely devoted lovers, but a tad possessive
Most compatible with Pisces or Cancer, Virgo or Capricorn
Intuition and passion make the Scorpio an intense, perfect lover. His charisma and charm between the sheets will have his lover reeling
A force to be reckoned with once angered
It is extremely hard to convince him of infidelity although once it sinks in, he’s done. In short, you hurt him once and that is all you get
Extremely devoted to his family and friends
Hates being ignored or ghosted
Hates superficiality, not concerned with looks so much as he is concerned with what’s in your heart
Can be jealous and will expect his partners full attention
Unafraid to explore the unknown
Rams are impulsive, stubborn, and a force of nature
His vitality, eagerness, and aggression could wear even the strongest person down
He wants to argue and will have the last word
Typically the bad boy of the group
Killer smile, flirtatious, confident and dangerous
Falls in love immediately and won’t take no for an answer
Loves the thrill of the chase
Rams have a high libido leaving them hungry and demanding in the bedroom
Can have too much passion, known for being “too much”
Extremely sensative under all that brash exterior
Has to have a strong, challenging partner
Loyal and devoted to his lovers
Most compatible with Leo, Gemini, Sagittarius, and Aquarius
Wants freedom and independence above all else
Excellent conversationalist however he lacks discretion and tact at times
Can be aggressive and often come off as bossy
Loves to give advice, but not take it
Can become bored if his partner makes things too easy for him
Massive ego that can be bruised easily, just be careful he will fire back
The scales say he’s perfectly balanced
Does what he thinks is best for everyone
Tries to please everyone and believes this is something that can be accomplished
Pacifist who dislikes conflict
The perfect friend when you need advice as he explores all available options before coming to conclusions
Librans are air signs and as such are intellectuals and often enjoy sharing their ideas with others
Will not choose sides in an argument
Ruled by Venus the libra man is an embassador of the goddess of love
He’s suave and charming with a love for beautiful people, objects, music and words
Hopeless romantic who loves being in love
Sensual and sentimental lover who are generous in bed, but also want to be pleased
Fairness is their middle name
Brutally honest and will have reasoning to back it up
Most compatible with Gemini, Aquarius, Sagittarius, and Leo
Struggles with indecisiveness
Fears making the wrong decision so strongly that sometimes no decision is made
Handsome and charming, his intriguing stride and striking physical appearance have eyes turning all the time
Has a good eye for fine art and trendy clothing
Sensative to the needs and feelings of others
Looks past flaws to see the good in everyone
Puts his partners pleasure before his own
Excellent team player but his indecisiveness a leader does not make
A catch all of characteristics, displaying many of the main traits of the other signs
Defined by emotions, he is generous and unworldly
Highly intuitive and can sense what others are feeling
It is hard to know what he is truly feeling however, as the Pisces man is a dreamer and will not betray his own confidences
The water sign is fluid, always going with the flow
The calm, collected facade of the Pisces man hides his passionate inner turmoils
A strong, vivid imagination makes him extraordinarily creative in the arts
His heart is true and he loves others with selfless purity
Shy until you get to know him
Very slow to fall in love
Hopeless romantic but often overly romantatises love
Faithful, loyal and easy going man in a relationship who will go above and beyond to please his partner
Sensual, surprising and seductive in the bedroom
Most compatible with Cancer, Scorpio, Taurus, and Capricorn
Popular within his social circles
Impractical as he makes decisions based on emotion rather than common sense
Keeps up with the latest fashion although it’s often too flashy or impractical
Puts his families and friends well being before his own
Generally he’s taken advantage of
Kind hearted and considerate Pisces needs to use his creativeness and when allowed to do so, will devote himself wholeheartedly to the tasks at hand
*referenced from cafe astrology because y’all my brain ain’t fucking working. But those are my picks and why. I hope you enjoyed it!*
