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25, UK, He/They.

[dogpuppy]

[skopostheorie]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[wordfather]

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

[wordfather]

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

[fritolaycorporation]

her name is pinky pony and she loves to go on a party. so get that through your thick fucking skull

[dogpuppy]

[orteil42]

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

[orteil42]

you are making this so difficult

[dumb-manwhore]

I want my brain to be shut off forcefully by someone shoving their fingers down my throat while I drool and they call me a good boy

[baatjr-deactivated20150830]

yes teenage girls can be dramatic and wild but honestly have u ever even seen what happens when u tell a grown man ‘no’

[fangorn-forest]

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

[that-house]

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

[that-house]

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

[sylvanitchi]

looks at you like this

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[pattinsonsupremacy]

something so poetic about this

[nephilimbrute]

This character on artfight called "Gateway time-out Error code 504" looks pretty interesting i think i will attack them

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[funkmclovin]

$30 is the new $5 but $100 is still $100 #Fucked

[stuckinapril]

This is actually so real

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive