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25, UK, He/They.

[grenadineghost]

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

[alhyastarain]

you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester

[allyourlife]

my fav calvin n hobbes joke and no one ever puts it anywhere

[zoctopode]

im so used to tumblr that i forgot some troglodytes on reddit wouldnt be even surface level familiar with the concept of the robot lesbian

[owls-n-elderberries]

Bank Vole (Clethrionomys glareolus) by phil winter on Flickr.

[milk5]

Each berry is very large to her….

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[realifesiations]

Bastard tumblr blog: before you go outside to pokemon go, do not forget to uwu and stay safe okay!!!!!!! Fuck you

Me: wadda hell…….. ….bulnosaur

[kabber]

[yellow-cat]

has anyone else noticed that its awesome to have an anthropomorphic animal representation of yourself that you can draw in situations

[petruchio]

im literally always saying this

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Installation art haters don't know how to sit in an uncomfortable room that makes you feel something you've never felt before

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

i have adhd, ive already against my will immersed myself in every possible form of discomfort just to get a little smackerel of stimulation, come back when it makes me feel something good ive never felt before.

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

i have adhd and your mom's giving me a little smackerel of stimulation on my cock to make me feel something good ive never felt before

[mr-deep-downer]

[doumeki]

[fruitblush]

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[ottoillustrates]

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

[jellogram]

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

[notmusa]

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