fairy godzilla mother

haley | 31 | she/her | chaotic stupid

[c3rvida3]

I've seen a lizard. I didn't get a picture, but you've got to believe me. Please.

[guelwaar]

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

[piouscoffeelover]

i miss you 2012 avengers. i miss you the avengers tower. i miss you irondad and spiderson. i miss you meme lord shuri and peter. i miss you loki lingering in the tower for no other reason than that he's the main love interest. i miss you poptart-eating thor. i miss you grumpy bucky barnes. i miss you old man, chronically offline steve rogers. i miss you clint in the vents. i miss you girls night with wanda and natasha. i miss you resurrected, shamelessly flirty pietro. i miss you clueless, socially inept vision. i miss you the rare bruce banner feature. i miss you sassy sam wilson. i miss you cheeky reader who always called fury by his first name. i miss you super nanny phil coulson. i miss you christmas avengers blurbs in the middle of the fanfiction written by an autistic 14 year old. i miss you 😔😔😔

[hungwy]

hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not

yeah i got it last time

[skodasforge]

Imagine abdicating your throne to be near your crush and then he dates a guy named Kyle. Sounds too horrid to happen to anyone but it happened to my friend Darem Reymi, King of Khionia for about three hours.

[thesireofsorrow]

going to get my blood tested and dr acula and nurse feratu walk in. hope everything is ok

[lowkeiloki]

hate it when a show is over like bro i was watching that

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

[phantomrose96]

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

[bladeweave]

i feel like i have to start barking and howling like a dog. because of the Character

[iwillbitenotongue]

knew from a young age that i was weird and unfixable

[akashicrecord]

human pregnancy is so wild to me. like, you can just create another consciousness. and you can do it accidentally in the Cheesecake Factory parking lot

[0jai0]

[forgotten80sfilm]

[smollilguy]

the old men will find each other in every universe to complete the prophecy (yaoi)

[msbonnibelbubblegum]

SNW Spock doesn’t have eyeshadow because the writers don’t want him to be fruity: expected, tiresome, disappointing

SNW Spock doesn’t have eyeshadow because he only started wearing it once Kirk became captain: revolutionary, exquisite, adds to the gay lore

[derinthescarletpescatarian]