life is not all lovely thorns and singing vultures

| aud | 31 | they/she | mcu + stranger things + batfam | bsky: thrnsnvltrs

[thornsnvultures]

mini life update since I havent been on since the end of february:

me & my family were forced to very quickly find a new place to live because our landlord was selling the property.

my job has been slowly crushing my soul for the past year and the stress of looking for a new job and suddenly having to look for a new home nearly broke my brain and I've been trying to cope sans internet.

luckily we found a place pretty quickly but the stress of packing 10 years worth of life into one truck sent me into a 2nd mental breakdown.

and last week in the middle of working on unpacking one of my cats suddenly died.

there's been a lot of good and bad and a lot of stress but i'm holding it together (by a thread) and trying to find joy where I can (offline).

I probably won't be back anytime soon but I'm not deleting this page either.

Hope everyone is doing well, I'm so tired.

[kosmogrl]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be angry and complain all the time

[ladytengen]

[hellsitegenetics]

here at tumblr HQ we believe in innovation. that's why we have staff working round the clock to deliver you new UI updates that make it easier than ever to accidentally post yuri on the wrong blog

[hellsitegenetics]

IM NOT SHOWING THE YURI

[hellsitegenetics]

[stitchposts]

[quillenowl]

I don't know why they made this talking stone door in Fable really into fat people but I'm all here for it.

Like the rest of the doors give you like riddles and puzzles. This one just wants you to get fat as fuck.

[quillenowl]

Well put talking ancient stone door

[aleshakills]

I love a woman with a loud ass laugh. I love a cackle. I love a guffaw. Love when a bitch laughs so hard it scares the dog. Be unapologetic in your joy.

[identitycroissant-tm]

screaming into the void. Reblog to join.

[durnesque-esque]

Posting this because apparently some of you really need to internalize that you do not have to be a perfect person to deserve justice.

[noowheregirl]

it’s 2026. black people should no longer be teaching white people why racism is bad

[flightlesssbirbss]

the u.s. women’s hockey team should get to throw rocks at the u.s. men’s hockey team and also beat them with hammers and baseball bats i am so serious rn

[qelflinq]

archeologists forever finding ancient little statues of fat women & animal people yet we still hating ? its been our favourite shit since we were apes and if u don’t understand this u need to get hit on the fucking head

[fic-dumpster]

[keeksandgigz]

knight eddie this knight eddie that … but what about bard eddie …

bard eddie who’s so annoyingly obnoxious yet no pub in town will have the heart to deprive themselves of his angelic voice and just as deft storytelling

bard eddie whose talent on the lute has led him to bed many a men and women in the realm and whose reputation precedes him in every room he walks in

bard eddie who although seems suave and confident, the second he meets a lonely travel seemingly uninterested in his tales he’s immediately taken by them

bard eddie who has performed at kings’ courts and balls, yet his greatest achievement would be to live through a real adventure

bard eddie who hears of someone in town who seems to have been given a mission with quite a hefty sum of money as a reward and initially he’s in it for the money because he’s a greedy little parasite

bard eddie who promises to sing your praises, his hotheaded mercenary in armor, if you let him come with him— just this once

bard eddie who lulls you to sleep with his singing after an especially traumatic fight that has left you silently staring at the burning embers of the fire

and i could continue pls don’t make me nooo

[sleepycaesar]

& once again in The Kryptonite Spectrum we have some Bruce completely down for Clark!

[crow-batt]

bruce: *monologuing about clark*

krypto, thousand yard stare: type shit

[poloorico]

His dick was promised to me 4000 years ago

[werewolfetone]

It kind of fucks with me that somebody killed ötzi the iceman because ötzi himself is like whatever but the silent presence of human hands that drew back the string of the bow that shot the arrow that killed him is crazy. the idea that there were various people involved in that situation and while one of them has had his last hours painstakingly reconstructed and studied to no end, the others now only exist insofar that an arrowhead had to get into his shoulder somehow. imagine killing someone and then suddenly your entire existence is only a vague shadow implied by the fact that you killed them. much to consider

[werewolfetone]

Testing the mummified bone marrow of ötzi to figure out his ancestry whole time there’s definitely another person, maybe more than one, standing in the room with us but I can never see or speak to them because I only know them through the assurance that they were there too in the form of one single arrowhead. I hate prehistory so much it’s unreal

[angel-derangement]

I hate it too tbh

[dragongirlintestines]

Such a shame that "oh you're so cute I just want to devour you" is not an acceptable compliment to most people

[hemipenal-system]

say “i could just eat you up” and no one bats an eye. say “i want to feel your bones crack between my jaws” and society. society goes wild