Ayyyyyy

What is life?? I really need cool superpowers and I wish I was a waterbender/earthbender.

[databasecorrupted]

I CAUGHT A GASTLY IN A FUCKING BURGER KING

GOTY

[kimojunk]

HE WAS WORKING THERE

[elpatrixf]

[becausebirds]

Bird lands on a page about itself.

[motorizedmycologist]

“das me”

[petcanadian]

in canada we don’t become famous we become famoose

[angelstills]

[80sanime]

[frankoceano]

[gingerrroot]

anxiety: ur gonna be late!!! get there early

me: *is 15 mins early*

anxiety: no ones here ur in the wrong place!!!

[infininoodle]

are we human

or are we dentists

[hell-homer]

[texasgunnersmate-deactivated201]

[ahev]

looks like you’re in a pickle

[genderkills-deactivated20150717]

the knife emoji but capitalized

[synonym-pastry]

Sword

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[topshotpicks]

[bloomflowersbloom]

[hohoehoes]

“buy me mcdonalds and touch my butt”

[unshrink]

Someone: “Hey! How’s school going for you-”