Cowjs

“The only wrong thing with dogs, is that they can’t live forever.” -André, house horror HD

[wittyworm]

Wanted 2 practice those expressions but also wanted 2 draw TEEF

[cowjs]

We did the challenge! With the best lesbeans out there! w @pxales (original ref by o0_sigsi_ on twitter)

[cowjs]

IT'S OUTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

[cowjs]

Now its time for the last game!

[cowjs]

spoopy DLC!!!

[cowjs]

Should I post these here too?

[carmineflauros]

I POSTED A PIC OF A XIAO X SPIRITED AWAY CROSSOVER LIKE

MONTHS AGO AND HAD A SECOND ONE SKETCHED BUT NEVER GOT AROUND TO IT

NOW I HAVE HAHA HAHA

WITNESS HIM

[zizicat]

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

[onceuponamirror]

im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it

[ghostraves]

I’m contractually obligated to reblog this.

[eros-moonknight]

Cozy is a very funny girl because sometimes you'll look over and see her sitting like this

And then other times she'll be sitting like this

[gatekid3]

Posting this on its own because Tumblr hates links

its the no notes ghoast

[foxfamilyfeatures-blog]

[leafcrunch]

tumblr’s code may change but no notes ghost stays the same

[toastoat]

Oh thank god

[ohthehypocrisy]

imagine the shit storm when tumblr finally becomes so dysfunctional that this post’s total notes is finally revealed

[sreegs-archive]

In case anyone’s curious about what happened to this post, it has to do with how we tally up notes. Likes and reblogs always add to the note count of the root post (the OP). However, the note count relies on the previous value of the root post before adding more notes to it.

Normally when you delete a post, it’s gone, but not gone gone. Just deleted from public never to be seen again. The database entry is still there, just inaccessible.

This post, however, the root post is just gone. Gone gone. Gone forever. Everything attached to it is still there, but since the root post is hard deleted, it’s got nothing to add to. When the note counter tries to add notes to nothing, it goes nowhere.

So it throws every new note into the void. Goodbye forever, notes.

I’m not sure if we’ll ever know the real number of notes on this post.

[heritageposts]

date of origin: unknown

[kassical]

[weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

That was supposed to be a private message.

[feels-for-the-fictional]

Wow i feel so much better thanks...

[paragonofevil]

Kerchow

[crying-elf-lass-deactivated2020]

Last thing I see before i get run over is the car giving me “then perish” eyes

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

My bus stares me straight in the eyes as it passes by and decides not to stop for me

[vicholas]

this is the most important guide for how to write text posts in tumblr and make it out alive

[vicholas]

[redphienix]

“I believe there is a traitor in conjunction with us”

[sandersstudies]

I just heard a man in this coffee shop say “I had adult relations with a woman” and like sir wtf just say sex.

Anyway the story was about how the woman’s separated husband tried to murder him on the street.

[sandersstudies]

He is now calling it “intercourse.” Sir if you don’t just say “fuck” I stg.

[idk-my-aesthetic]

I’m sorry the story was about what?

[sandersstudies]

This woman he consensually entered was apparently married but separated, and when he encountered her husband at a bar the guy started threatening him for sleeping with his wife and the first guy ended up dragging him out of a bar. This guy was probably six foot, covered in tats, with a huge red beard so like…. Idk who tried to mess with him in the first place but I’m confident he won this fight.

[wordsaremylife]

The guy…with tats… And a huge beard… couldn’t/wouldn’t say Fuck?!

[sandersstudies]

Maybe that should have been part of the original post — in fact, he actually did say fuck, as in “I fucking decked him in the face,” just not to refer to sex.

[wordsaremylife]

That makes this even funnier

[higglety]

you know what, I respect that. He may not have done it elegantly, but he was trying to communicate why the other dude was pissed at him without getting vulgar about the woman in question. The focus of his story wasn’t supposed to be lurid details of whatever sex acts this woman participated in with him, it was on him fucking decking her estranged husband.

[sandersstudies]

This is an interesting take and solely because I liked this random man’s vibes I will accept it.

[sandersstudies]

Here’s another quote from this random man since y’all liked him so much:

“The only thing on my mind when doing the deed is the deed itself. Well- the first thing on my mind is consent. And then after that just the deed.”

[sandersstudies]

A little upset this post is circulating without this final addition

[deanky]

[deanky]

What letter you think it starts with? This reveals your type of soul. N = Confident soul M = Old soul... C = Fearful soul. H = Wizard's soul D = Soul with swag P = Italian soul R = Mysterious soul!

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