Maybe winter holiday work parties ain't so bad after all...?
Asbestos (somehow) won the previous Patreon poll for who should be drawn festive, so here's "Festos Bestos"!
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Maybe winter holiday work parties ain't so bad after all...?
Asbestos (somehow) won the previous Patreon poll for who should be drawn festive, so here's "Festos Bestos"!
One page comic from last night.
farcille by Arn
The problem with dating Asbestos is I'd have to wear scarves all the time because I would never stop her from biting me.
It's all fun and games until you're sitting there, wearing a turtleneck sweater in the Sargon heat because you can't get enough of your salamander girlfriend leaving obvious bite marks over you.
I need tall catgirl mon3tr to pin me to the wall. Straight up near the top of the hierarchy of needs, only below Asbestos doing terrible things to me with her tail and Ho'olheyak choking me.
Gay seggs with Asbestos, and by seggs, well, let's just say, salamander eggs. Preferably inside me, after Asvestos pins me to the floor.
I don't wanna fix Asbestos cause there's nothing wrong with her.
However, she can make me worse and I would like that, a lot.
She Mon3tr on my Crownslayer till holy shit HRT goes hard
Silence walking up to Dorothy's lab and hearing the life point list sound several times before a moan, and a few minutes later Ptilopsis stumbles out of the lab bluescreening and gasping for breath.
helppp pears wiglled too mch
Dorothy out here wiggling these enemies like pears till they disintegrate, when we get back to the landship I'm gonna ask her to wiggle my pears
Astgenne didn't get Transmitter not cause Dorothy didn't offer, but because she was worried she'd cum from it and Dorothy would be into it and then she'd have this weird relationship with her boss that she likes but also has ethics concerns about.
I want to lick her originium lesions like a popsicle
dungeon yuri
I watched dungeon meshi and I just had to
so when you said you wanted to lock me in your evil science chamber for days on end and experiment on me until i go crazy did you mean like.. sexually? haha sorry if im misreading just got a vibe LOL
A strange alien doctor stands near the unconscious body of Padme Amidala. “It appears she has lost the will to live.” A older man with a limp hobbles closer with the aid of a cane. “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard,” says Dr. Gregory House.
-Keeps Padme on life support despite DNR, somehow this ends in him getting punched by Obi-Wan
-Immediately starts putting her on every treatment known to man
-Walks over to Wilson’s office, which is the only part of the entire ship that just looks the same as it does in the show
-Homoerotically complains about how stupid Jedi are, then makes a bet with Wilson on whether Obi Wan is gay or the father of Padme’s twins (Wilson wants House to believe people can be faithful)
-Padme almost dies again. Turns out the treatment’s not working
-“if the dark side nearly killed her, maybe it can save her”
-House uses force lightning to restart Padme’s heart
-Gets brought into Cuddy’s office and told off for using an experimental treatment, and the power of the dark side, in her hospital
-House is taken off the case and foreman is put in charge of the case
-Padme is unexpectedly doing better, but Cuddy refuses to tell House or else he’ll be using the dark side to save all his patients
-House watches on as Wilson tries seducing a relieved Obi Wan while he paces in the lobby. Doesn’t seem to work
-House interrogates Obi Wan about his relationship with Padme, insinuates it’s Obi Wans Fault. Gets in a struggle and once theyre seperated it’s revealed he ripped out some beard hair
-Padme is getting released from the hospital but crashes again with obvious signs of infection. Everyone blames the dark side of the force
-is put in intensive care again, everyone thinks she’s going to die, House is brooding.
-House meets Bail Organa and talks to him, Bail mentions how he was so worried about her the last time she was in a hospital, and this seems much more hopeless
-“what time she was in the hospital?”
-House marches in as they’re about to pull the plug, rolling Padme’s unconcious body over to point at dark spot on the back of her neck
-Foreman looks disapointed, “it’s a bruise house, her husband nearly snapped her neck.”
-“Our princess’ boyfriend here failed to mentioned she was scratched by a Nexu on Genosis years ago. Nexu claws are known as a vicious poison.”
-“it would have killed her years ago”
-“unless a small chunk of claw stuck in her back, working into the muscles near the nape of her neck for years. The little prince of Darkness chokes her, pressure and muscles spasming lets it work into a blood vessel. It’s why the force lightning only was a bandaid, it vaporized what was in her bloodstream but broke up the rest of the claw and let it enter in her bloodstream. Start her on dialysis, she’ll be fine by tomorrow afternoon.”
-Next day Padme’s wheeled out of the hospital with her two children, bittersweetness. House watches from balcony before going back to his office
-Wilson enters with his shirt unbuttoned and a few bruises on his neck, declaring, “the Jedi is gay. I win.”
-House holds up a paternity test, “he’s bisexual, it’s a draw”