Coyote Pack

Aye. we're the CoyotePack. osdd1a system and fandom nerd.

[ultimate-marysue]

The thing I love about chocolate guy is the sincere effort he puts into his little videos and how he shows all of it. Most short form content tries to bait you with a fake pic of the end result (or a completely different product), trying to sell you on their hacks and easy recipes.

What Amaury shows is that if you want a crazy result you need a crazy amount of effort and knowledge, and that's fine! It's okay if you don't have the expertise a pro has, that's why we pay them! Because we value their craft.

I don't know, I feel his videos refreshing amidst the constant barrage of "supposedly easy to replicate fake recipes" and "showing off amazing results with basically zero process". Like yeah, he did that, and we can see how he does it and admire the technique that goes into his craft, and I think that's beautiful

[sugxto]

melting - eddie x volt x gender neutral reader drabble

rated: e. wc: 809. use of established safe word and aftercare.

It’s so fucking hot.

But not in a good way. Not in the way that makes your core burn, your mind melt. Not in the reassuring, sweet way that Volt and Eddie’s skin makes you feel.

This isn’t right.

It’s usually white that clouds your vision when you’re being pleasured like this, but a fuzzy, black vignette is encroaching now. Volt at your back, Eddie at your front, both sets of lips at your shoulder, both of their cocks taking turns inside you. Their skin is searing as it touches yours, and sparks from both their hands resonate through your cells. It’s harsh. It’s not right.

Your wrists are bound, pinned to your chest by Eddie’s torso, but you try to claw at him, try to tap, but the strength has left your hands, and your eyelids are getting heavy.

This isn’t right. You have to tell them.

It’s an effort, one nearly herculean, to move your lips to form the word.

“Fuse.”

The word is quiet, but you know they hear it, because they’re off you in an instant. Faster than light, that skin that surrounded you is replaced by the cooler fabric of the sheets, and the wires around your wrists fall away almost like they’re liquid. There’s a hand on your face, rough, but gentle, as it wipes a drop of sweat on your brow. Another, softer, lighter, is on your wrists, rubbing soothing circles over where the wires have left their mark.

The vignette is clearing now, your vision slowly returning. The room is dim, but not dark, a lamp by the armoire giving the room a warm glow. And when you blink, your eyes start to focus, finally finding steel and white eyes staring down at you, dark lightning brows furrowed deep on their faces.

“Hey,” Eddie breathes, his thumb at your temple. “Hey, you’re okay.”

You try to nod, but everything is so heavy.

“I’ll get some water,” you hear Volt say, as the bed shifts.

“A cool rag, too. They’re burning up.”

A moment later, you feel the damp, cold fabric on your head, and you hiss through your teeth, just before glass is pressed to your lips.

“Sip, darling. Just a sip.”

You do, though a few drops fall from the corner of your mouth. The temperature is a relief to your mouth, your skin, and when the glass is gone, you feel you can finally take a deep breath.

“Baby.” Eddie’s voice is quiet, soft. It’s not a tone you hear often. The pad of his thumb is making small strokes on your brow, and though you know his hands to be warm, you find his touch actually seems to help suppress the heat. “You’re alright. You’re safe.”

You swallow. You can nod now, and your breath is less shallow. “I know.”

The relief that radiates off them is tangible. Volt’s fingers stroke along your arm, and while there’s the faintest buzz from his skin, you know he must be dimming it, minimizing the current he’s putting out. You meet his eyes, recognize the look of concern, the love that’s pouring out of them.

“Tell us what happened, darling?” he asks, voice as soft as Eddie’s, and maybe in a different state of mind, you wouldn’t oppose to such a sweet sound lulling you to sleep.

You sigh - it feels good, getting more oxygen. “It was just,” you lick your lips, trying to find the words, “too hot.”

They share a glance, one of Volt’s hands moving to touch Eddie’s shoulder, before turning back down to you. “Okay,” Eddie says, nodding. “Okay. Are you hurt?”

“Did I burn you?”

“No, I,” you take stock of your sensation, check if you’ve missed anything. “I don’t think so. No. I just, couldn’t see anymore.”

Volt’s hair shakes when he nods, making the shadows around you all dance. “Alright. Can you see now?”

“Yes.”

“Good. Good.” He pulls your hand to his chest, squeezing you softly. “I’m so sorry, live wire, we didn’t mean -”

“We run hot, but, we - you’re different than us, baby, and -”

“We didn’t know.” You’re not sure you’ve ever heard their voices like this - save for the night of the reset, maybe. You squeeze Volt’s hand back, and his shoulders relax. “We’re so sorry. But you’re safe, you know that right?”

More than anything.

“Of course,” you whisper, flitting your gaze back and forth between them. “Of course I do.”

Eddie finds your other hand, gives your knuckles a quick peck. “Let’s get you more water, yeah? Maybe a cold shower?”

Mm. That sounds so refreshing.

If only you were confident that your legs would work.

“Maybe a bath?”

That earns you twin chuckles, twin smirks. Twin sparkles in titanium and white hot eyes.

“Anything you want.”

“For our live wire.”

[madgastronomer]

A lot of people hate to hear this, but they in particular really need to understand it.

If you were raised in the US, and you weren't specifically raised as a specific religion other than Christianity, then you are culturally Christian. Yes, even if you were raised atheist. Yes, I know you hate that idea. People who were raised in specific other religions in the US are usually still influenced by it, just not as thoroughly.

But specific Protestant values and attitudes have worked their way so far into US culture that we do not ever think about. (They've gotten into US Catholicism, too, Catholics elsewhere are frequently WTF at US Catholics, or so I'm told.) The "Protestant work ethic" is one of them, that "manager in your head" you should kill. Purity as a principle. The nobility of suffering (very Calvinist specifically). The prosperity culture (again, very Calvinist). A whole list. I'm honestly not good enough at Christian history to list it all. After all, I wasn't raised Christian myself. But I can see and acknowledge that I was raised in a culture with a Christian hegemony. If I pay attention, I can see where it's affected how I think. And when I do pay attention and look at it, I can change it. I can root out those patterns in my head. It's a lot of work, but it's well worth doing.

Denying that you are culturally Christian on the basis of your absence of Christian upbringing, or absence of Christianity now, just shows that you don't understand what cultural Christianity is. It is the culture that you have marinated in all your life, if you grew up in the US. The same way you've marinated in racism, classism, sexism, right on down the line (and generally they are all one thing). All of that affects you, and the only way to fix it is to acknowledge it and work on it.

This isn't a "hot take". It's just a fucking fact.

I'm posting at 10:30pm US Pacific time on a Sunday night, and fucking nobody is going to see this. Or reblog it. But I feel better having said it.

[madgastronomer]

Do NOT leave this in tags!

[coyotepacksblog]

please help me find a fic

hey guys! I was wondering if you could help me find a fanfic? I know it was on AO3. I don't remember any specific quotes but I remember the part I'm thinking of was from aizawa's pov. todoroki and Izuku we're fighting toga while I think Mina and shinsou and someone else we're fighting twice. the rest of 1-a was running rescue. they got docked points for unfair reasons before everything went crazy like Izuku standing around even tho he's the analyst and was directing the team. I remember aizawa ran to the control room to get down onto the field. I don't believe that Izuku had OFA. I hope y'all can help!!

[candymojis]

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i never talk about these things but i can’t remain silent.

i know tumblr doesn’t give a SHIT when things happen in countries outside the “most popular ones” (such as the usa & england). it’s true, don’t lie to me. y’all don’t give A FUCK. not every issue and problem in said countries gets the appropriate exposure but in general shit shows up on the news WORLD FREAKING  WIDE. you set up donations, you help out, your spread the word, you say “pray for x”……

southern europe is burning. 

my country is burning.

people are dying - at home, on the road, trying to run away, in their cars.

yesterday my country had 300 active fires.

people are losing EVERYTHING they own.

i have a friend that is on a train right now passing through places that have been burnt to the ground and she says the smoke is so intense it’s getting inside the train and she can barely breathe.

and yet, even though several people (myself included) have been trying to bring awareness to what has been happening in southern europe… what we get from most of you, those not part of the countries suffering, is silence. we don’t ask for money, we don’t ask for shit other than a reblog to spread awareness… something you can delete in 24/48hrs if you wish. 

i don’t know what to tell you. i’m angry. i’m frustrated. i’m disappointed. i feel like i’m screaming into the void. “a reblog does nothing” - you know that’s a damn lie, you know exposure always helps, you know people start paying attention when posts on social media become popular. my country in particular is a small one, we get ZERO exposure. y’all are only starting to figure out we even fucking exist bc of the shit we’ve been winning lately. 

but hell, if the EU doesn’t give a shit, why should some user on tumblr dot com?

again, i don’t know what to tell you so i’ll let the images speak for themselves: 

An image captured by a Nasa satellite shows a thick plume of smoke blowing southward from the Greek island of Chios over the island of Crete

Torneros de Jamuz, Spain

Duca, Croatia

A helicopter from Italy’s civil protection service drops water on a fire near the railway between Venice and Trieste

Residents take refuge on the beach as a wildfire burns on the mountain next to the village of Lithi, on the Greek island of Chios

Men gather cattle during a forest fire in Vieira de Leiria, Marinha Grande, Portugal.

Charred trees are seen on the hills above the Cloister of Thivaidas on Mount Athos, a World Heritage Site in Greece

Portugal

This is fucking important. I am glad someone fucking spoke about this and said what they had to say. The damage is terrible, and all the evergreen, stone, even the ground is black. I was fucking terrified when Croatia was burning. The fire was near a village where I like and I thought it will burn down. I thought the church will burn down. I thought the cemetery where my grandpa is buried will burn. I still remember the smell of smoke, and when I went to check how bad is fire, my clothes and hair and skin all stunk of smoke. It didn’t go away for weeks.

This is NASA’s picture of Croatia and Montenegro burning. My fucking country was burning. Fucking reblog this. I don’t care that it isn’t UK or US, or that it doesn’t go with your blog, fucking. Reblog. It.

Not my blog type, I dont care.

Reblog for awareness. Do it.

@thegrinningkitten @trialoftheguilty-comic @the-bad-sanses @thewastedwaffle @thewastedwaffle @theundertalehuman @idonthavefronds @kit-kit-kat @the-star-sansess @lights-camera-stagefright @smol-lightning-bug @undertaleau-headcanons @enosstart @incorrect-ibvs-quotes @smol-spook-owo @starlypenguins @laurarose1701 @bellkim27 @definitely-a-living-human @smol-spook-owo @joyfultimetravelbanana @joyfultimetravelbanana2222 @aurellia404 @onebizarrekai @ds-and-ibvs-nerdo @horrordustislife @outcode-crossing @undertalethingems @dryemiddi @skumhuu @bung0us @ask-dreamswap @beruu14 @jmv-au @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @pukicho 

Boost this or so help me

I don’t care if this “Doesn’t fit your blog theme” or “You don’t think people will notice if you reblog it”

I

Don’t

Care

If you don’t reblog this, that’s a conscious decision to ignore that people are suffering.

And one last thing

TAG EVERY SINGLE BLOG YOU KNOW

I don’t care if you don’t think you’re big enough for them to notice you or you’re worried about bothering them, you do it regardless! I nearly had a panic attack tagging some of the bigger blogs I know of because I’m practically invisible in term of popularity but I still tagged them because it’s worth me being anxious if it means someone gets help.

So unless you don’t care about people dying and suffering, then reblog this and be a decent human being.

I know my blog isn’t for this but this effects everyone to some extent. I have tagged literally everyone I follow. Please reblog and spread the word.

@oz-universe @maybeishouldwritesomething @schpog-art @commodorecliche @racketghost @princip1914 @mochacoffee @enraged-chihuahua @assiraphales @dear-ao3 @yet-another-autistic-blog @wow-lookit-all-the-fandoms @notegender @noahhasnousername @feministism @kit-kat57 @sheralazarus @neferneferuaten-nefertiti1342 @crowleytweets @localautisticgirl-blog @amethystpagan @incorrect-ineffable @axtistix @adult-female-with-aspergers @proudautisticgirl @timaeusmechanized @soaptears @elvmoe @crimson-chains @wordtotherose @cccrystalclear @auti-things @aluxray97 @autistic-noodle @eamikkir @gemennair @themoonmothwrites @professorflowers @book-limerence @thegirlwiththepuffhat @lagriffedemaho @autist-tips @turnipot @lettheseabirdscry @doodlesoffandomsandtrash @ademonwithinternet @scriptautistic @imaveryspookygirl @pink-imagines @moonstonemoonlight @demi-chen @bennyssewingblog @carlydraws @kinda-ok-ish @autie-biographical @drawingpkmneveryday @adhd-alien @finley-myself @birendrabhatta @amoxtlaltli @enelica @writingwithcolor @tweedfeather @wahoo-shem @innerdestinypuppy @servantserah @this-familiar-song

@official-spookifers-child @x-pan-nicked-pansexual-x @pluto-is-real @genderkwerfirebird @ademonwithinternet @a-bastard-to-be-worth-knowing @magnetothemagnificent @eating-sunshine @enbies-and-felonies @depressedstressedlemonzest @dedmemehehe @smolanxiouscatvoid @moldyapplecore @ineffablyferal @ineffably-soft @ineffable-yikes @queenomens @saoirse-1887 @sky-full-of-fantasy @whispsofwind @cuips-not-cute @thorneedsahug @therealbeesechurger @miyameowmura hhhh Guys I can’t remember more names at the moment but BOOST THIS AND HELP OUT IF YOU CAN

I am going to tag EVERY ONE OF MY FOLLOWERS and i better see all of you reblog this

@blackfire-umbreon @ask-vibing-indiana @spoopy-rayvynnnox @adakiasarrowood @imaveryspookygirl @violetjam-rosebud @lucienmorn @rashmeetkaursokhi @an-entity-with-caring-omens @hotdogsandpopcorn @cyberhonk @decemberrains @hyper-girl-with-simp-tendencies @terrible-vices @arun-ahsan-creation @i-write-fanfics-sometimes @one-sexy-fucking-toucan @thatguy-2357 @spiritualhealerhelpers @greek-mythographer @djaderbeans @septicake @triggerwarnings @kendall-engel @troubledpan @overworkedpumpkin @thehugwizard @askrosemarymckneal @smol-spook-owo @chaotic-weeb-energy @breakfast-deadman @the-sensitive-thing-with-slides @hanta-sero-anon @1246114 @smolanxiouscatvoid @def-not-a-bottom @sexymanmunber1 @boriquakingjose @ravenbane13 @heysunshineluv 

@shadystrangerenemy, @andrewwolfendenportfolio, @irish-witch, @thenerdypanda, @original-spoopy-cloud, @bloodknifeblood, @crazy-emo-bitch, @brxnnrvnna, @novahoeposts2004, @ungravey, @percywasherelol, @kaldicuct, @bopping-in-the-abyss, @breakfast-deadman, @themothatethebutterfly, @that-tea-fucker, @stuck-in-limbo-with-a-lost-soul, @thedevilseyes, @3xxx, @angelinaskylove, @wolfie979, @smolanxiouscatvoid, @fadinghideoutobject, @gemstones-and-flowers, @little-crow-corvere, @ravenclawprincess2007, @chaotic-evil-goat, @apatheticlogic-internet, @chaotic-seductress, @soullessbutsenile, @rashmeetkaursokhi, @winterrose42, @nastienhka, @flowersonmondaymornings, @wordsaremylife, @wendypetersnevergrowsup, @eating-sunshine, @disaster-j, @gaymoods, @1dsoul1, @bloooop-p, @trippinphilosophically, @bloodycupcakes, @lucieeblackthorn, @astray-as-a-cat, @notjustamumj, @floweringpopcat, @thanatos-is-here, @elmoxbigbird, @becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot, @moon–bug, @iamactuallya-cat, @paranoid–introvert, @augustdieshemust, @13-taylor-swift, @fanvergentinanexistentialcrisis, @full-overlooking-of-facts, @cipher-dorito, @lucienmorn, @overworkedpumpkin, @head-over-heart, @calcifina, @chesters-unhinged-pringles, @furious-heart-collector, @dipseysparkleflower, @stars-triumphant, @theemogirl, @randomthingssss, @cleverclove, @ooh-what-is-this, @tragedy-of-sorts, @namelesshuman13, @inannamorningstar, @ichigoherondale, @gatochick, @hils79, @talia-lightwood, @megs-readstoomuch, @n0t-a-simp, @heartsyhawk, @hercngraystairs, @sherlocktheholmeswrites, @lucian-evander, @raeann547, @marvel-vs-dc, @theoneindenial, @beautifulsoulnight, @constant-state-of-self-discovery, @genzfanfix, @falloutgirl789-blog-blog-blog, @dumdumyoongi, @one-sexy-fucking-toucan, @flowerchild338, @hmmm-what-am-i-doing, @frenchbaugette, @im-a-dragon-cawcaw, @the-fire-is-shooting-at-us, @irascible-glass-chicken, @certifiedcoolkidno1, @enbies-and-felonies, @ghalind, @joanathedummy, @definitely-a-living-human, @wickizer, @onegiant-dorito, @textrovert-01, @unicornbabylover, @skittleph, @chaitealattebabie, @the-ghoul-that-haunts-your-mind, @thingsveraloves, @littletcup, @sarcasticmalecfan, @kit-12, @inhalcyonity

Spread the word, please.

[randomthingssss-deactivated2022]

I’ve seen this post and reblogged it at least once and I’m still going to reblog it because people need to know.

@smolanxiouscatvoid @thorneedsahug @therealbeesechurger @aadya23 @mango-pickle @aprilshowers2236 @chesters-unhinged-pringles @notsosmexy @futurewriter2000 @housemartius @hannigrams-dedicated-detectives @obsessedwithrandomthings @im-a-writer-right @justsittinginsilence4

[futurewriter2000]

For someone who lives in Eastern Europe, small country and near those countries, I will happily reblog.

I completely agree with these post. As soon as its some third word, big industrial country (USA, UK, Japan, Australia…) their citizens expect everybody to spread awerness and donate to them, daring to post “You can donate from Europe” and then talking down on european countries if they don’t and how ignorant people are. Big shot economic countries have money, they fucking wave it around, everywhere especially on media. Help yourself, we have our problems too. If I will donate, I will donate to help my country bc there is no fucking way that those big shot countries would ever donate or help poor countries (Bosnia, Kosovo, Macedonia…).

There is more countries in the world that need the attention, that needs awerness. Of course, it’s easier when it’s filmed but some countries don’t have phones and videocameras to film their poverty, to show what’s going on. Why? - Because they don’t have time to film it, to get views, to show it. They are fighting against it.

So before you acuse any other country as ignorant, check yourself.

Spread awerness.

[luvervinyl]

Okay guys I’m just gonna say this, if you get mentioned in any of these Ray Ban charity event posts. DO NOT CLICK ON IT. It is a phishing website. DO not click on it unless you have the correct add blockers and safety precautions. I’ve gotten mentioned in at least 20 of these at this point, and a lot of them are from people I follow. That is because they have been hacked. They clicked on this link and their account was hacked. Please don’t click on this. I’m just bringing some more awareness to this.

[hopinglimelight]

This NEEDS more reblogs than likes (at the moment it does)

REBLOGING THIS WILL SPREAD IT FASTER THAN IF YOU JUST LIKE IT, WHICH MEANS MORE PEOPLES BECOME AWARE.

Thank you and have a good day, DON’T CLICK THE LINKS!!

~Hope

[wolfstarwarehouse]

Okay so I'm looking for a fanfic. All that I can remember is that Orion Black owned a bakery/coffee shop where remus worked and he sent sirius to see why it was his lowest profiting store. I think maybe James and regulus were dating too? Please help if you can!

The Daily Grind: Black Coffee by orphan_account

When Orion Black orders his son Sirius to go undercover at one of his cafés, Sirius is not pleased. All he wants is to head off on a tropical holiday far away from his family. Unable to say no, Sirius is forced, for the first time in his life, to work. Flailing, he’s certain it’s all going to come crashing down until he realises his co-workers are more than just co-workers. They’re family. But how will they react when they learn the truth?

[coyotepacksblog]

RANDOM HAMILTON THOUGHT

So we all know at the end of My Shot, Alexander's I Want song, he points upward (that classic image we all know)

HOWEVER!! YOU KNOW WHO POINTS DOWNWARD AT THE END OF ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENS??? AARON BURR! At the end of his I Want song, Burr points downward.

What do I think this means??

I am a firm believer that Burr is our Narrator. If we go with that thought, Burr is showing us, in his mind, Hamilton's increase in popularity after his death, while Burr did nothing but go downhill!! I also think this shows the duel. Hamilton, in this version, pointed upward. Burr would have had to point down after he shot, he would have dropped his arm in shock. Lin was foreshadowing(? Is that the right word?) The end of the duel.

[coyotepacksblog]

Sanders Sides thought

In SvS Virgil says "you literally know him as deceit."

There's a particular word that stood out, did you catch it?

You.

You know him as deceit. Virgil knows deceits real name. And I think it's time we do too.

[dizzydaffodil-deactivated201408]

[stonersbeingsoldiers]

Holy shit, okay so this is hard to say because I don’t want 200 people going “what? you were going to? no you weren’t, you just want attention” but tonight I felt like shit, like utter shit and no one answered their phones and no one replied to my messages and just it got hard to be alone.. while scrolling down my feed I saw this and I just sat here for a good ten minutes deciding that.. you know what.. this is.. i can’t kill myself tonight.. so even if it doesn’t really go with your blog theme, I think you should really reblog it, because you could just save some messed up kid like me. Thank you, to the person I reblogged this off, you’ve saved my life and you don’t even know me. xxx if anyone ever wants to talk or some shit, and just no ones answering? well.. I have an askbox if you want it. I love you all pretties. xx

[skeletal-stoner]

~

[shatter-the-darkness]

There will never be a day when I won’t reblog this if I see it on my dash. It might just save someone’s life. I’m here for everyone, doesn’t matter if you follow me or not. If you need someone to talk to I will be there for you.

[apathetlc]

I got an anonymous message the day after I reblogged this saying that just because they read this from my page, they decided not to take their life. I want everyone to know. This stuff is real. It happens everyday. And i’m damn proud to say that i’m happy to save that persons life. If anyone needs to talk to someone. I’m here as well. No matter what race, culture, age, i’m here. And you can talk to me anonymously if you’d like

[besttblrbits]

how much is car insurance

[robbie-and-pan-blog]

just in case :)

[oliverqueenisalive]

I am here for any and all of you. Everyone deserves to live their life. If you need to talk to me about anything, I am here for you.

[jamiltonshitposting]

Please Read!!!

I want every single one of my followers to know that I love and care about you. I want you to know that you matter and that you are all amazing people that I care for so much. I am here for you! Every single one of you I am here for and I want you to know that. Please, please know that you are the most amazing people in the world.

[coyotepacksblog]

Okay so

Anyone who says new disney can't send important messages has obviously never seen Rate-A-Rooney and can very much fight me. This episode is so important for young girls that need to know horrible guys can't rate them like they're a possession.

[coyotepacksblog]

So, i feel like this is super important

To all my recent High school graduates, its OKAY if you don't start college this fall. No matter the reason, if you wanted to go or didnt, its okay if you didnt start this week. Or month. Or year. I promise, youll get to where you want to be. Theres a time and a season for everything. Youll get there.

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

[tnystrk-exe]

[blu-eyed-demon]

[musicalninja]

[thatsaltysmallhuman-deactivated]

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

[shadowcat]

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

[igotadeadspiderinmypocket-deact]

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4x4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

[notchicken]

really? Our version was more like..

i hate you

you hate me

lets go out and kill barney

with a great big gun

two bullets to the head

WOOPS LOOK AT THAT, BARNEY’S DEAD.

[residentartichoke-deactivated20]

Ours was like:

JOY TO THE WORLD THAT BARNEY’S DEAD

WE BARBECUED HIS HEAD

DON’T WORRY ‘BOUT THE BODY

WE FLUSHED IT DOWN THE POTTY

AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES

AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES

AND ROUND AND ROUUUUUND AND ROUND IT GOES

[aph-homophobicwaiter-deactivate]

I hate you,

You hate me,

Let’s get together and kill Barney, 

With an AK-47 and a shot to the head,

Uh-oh Barney’s dead

[hdyoshi]

The one I knew was:

I hate you, 

you hate me, 

let’s get together and kill barney

sorry kids but Barney’s dead, 

we just shot him in the head

[gaymccarrol]

a b c d e f g

barney is my enemy

stick a rifle up his nose

pull the trigger there he goes

sorry kids barney’s dead

here he is without a head

[korokchan]

You’re all fucked up

[luidilovins]

Barney: *exists*

Adolescents on the playground:

[marvelheadquarters]

Seriously? Our version was….

I hate you

You hate me

Let’s get together and kill barney

With a great big shotgun

Shoot him in the head

Now we know that barney’s dead.

[coyotepacksblog]

The one i know went

I hate you

You hate me

Let's get together and kill barney

With a one shot two shot three shot four

No more purple dinosour!

[cryptkicker5]

It was the morning after, and Sirius' bike was gone.

Remus had got to their Camden flat at precisely 7:22, only the necessity of the plan able to keep him away for that long. Spending the night at a local hotel, the only one in London which still took... people like him. (At least they did 29 days of the month) He did know, logically, that having the two of them in the same place would be like sending He Who Must Not Be Named a Howler with a postcode, but he still had this itching feeling that something was not right. That something was in fact horribly, horribly wrong.

The parking space that had been bewitched into showing their muggle neighbours a cheap looking Astra instead of it's usual occupant, the flying motorcycle, was empty, creating the start of a tugging sensation in Remus' abdomen. He ground his teeth, willing his brain to calm as he unlocked the door with his wand, only to be met with more of the space filling silence. It was in times like these he envied muggles and their technological advances in the past decade. The gap between the wizarding world's advantage was shrinking before their eyes, though most chose to ignore it. When met with emergency situations, owls just did not match the speed of telephones.

Before he opened the door, Remus knew he would find it untouched. He knew in his heart that he would find the surfaces pristine, the dust unbroken and the floor spotless. Most importantly, he knew who he wouldn't find.

Fear attempted to overcome him but he carefully deepened his breathing, switching on the muggle television Sirius had negotiated with him for, a few months ago. (Though Remus had to admit it was quite a nifty device) The news program droned in the background as he put the kettle on, hand shaking when he added coffee. He heard his father's voice telling him to put the milk in first and rolled his eyes as the steam indicated the water was boiled and his ears picked up on the news anchors words.

"Thirteen killed in murderous rampage by dark haired attacker. Lone gunman in bloody attack in London city. Do not approach"

Remus knew that time passed. He remembered the image of dropping the china cup onto the floor and the sharp pain of a shard in his leg. He remembered watching the brief footage on the screen, seeing identifying markers of the man he loved. He remembered grabbing his jacket and scrambling for his shoes, not bothering to do up the laces.

But he did not remember how he ended up there. Aurors surrounded the bodies on the street, examining them for various technicalities such as spell direction and succession but Remus wasn't looking for them.

Then he heard it. A sound he cherished. The sound that he heard whenever a prank had worked successfully, the sound he heard after their first kiss, when the snow from the roof above had landed directly on them, the sound Sirius sometimes made during-

A short barking laugh.

Remus turned instantly to the source, the man handcuffed and held by two surly looking aurors. His dark hair was spilling over his face as he continued laughing, almost crying. He then sniffed in sharply, looking up immediately to make eye contact with Remus, a lost expression on his face. He then continued laughing. Remus moved to go to him but a short female auror blocked his path.

"You can't go any closer. This is a crime scene!" She said, peering at him over her thin, tinted glasses.

"But I-" Remus began, biting his lip. "I know him. He's my roommate. He was supposed to-"

"He murdered 12 muggles and a wizard." She interrupted him pointedly, her sharp glare making him look away.

"But he-" Stopping as he shook his head and swallowed. "Who?"

"A Peter Pettigrew. They were seen arguing as Black chased him down the street. That's all I can tell you." She said, voice softening slightly at the end. "No one wanted an event like this to happen on such a day of celebration but-"

"Celebration?" Remus interrupted. She let out a small smile.

"Haven't you heard? He Who Must Not Be Named is dead!"

Remus went numb after that. He made eye contact with Sirius as the aurors apparated him away, tears in his eyes only to be met with the blank stare in his lovers.

He disapparated himself, going to the only place he could, the morning sun contrasting his emotions. The house in Godric's Hollow was silent, an unusual state for it. He pushed on the door to find it already unlocked and went straight to the nursery, the only place they would go in their final moments.

The two bodies surrounded the cot, already long stiff in the stages of rigor mortis. The cot itself was empty, the owner's mother, his best friend, beside it. He rushed out of the room, making it to the toilet where he threw up stomach acid, before he spotted James in the hallway.

At that point Remus' breathing was far from normal and he stumbled out of the house, falling to his knees outside the gate. He felt drops on his hand, only then realising he was crying, when he heard a cough of announcement from his right.

"I thought you would come here." Albus Dumbledore said, handing him a mug of tea.

"Do you have-?"

"Harry is safe. I have sent him to live with his aunt and uncle." Albus interrupted.

"They despise magic." Remus said calmly, sipping the tea, now slightly salty from the still flowing tears.

"But they're family." Dumbledore concluded. Remus nodded, staring into his mug.

"Better witch hunters than a half-breed." He agreed, a faint smile on his face. Albus looked torn but Remus turned to him, one corner of his mouth tilting upwards. "Sorry. That's what Si-, he would say."

Albus looked at the 21 year old worried as Remus stood up, wiping his eyes on his coat. "Do you need a place to stay?" He asked. Remus turned looking surprised.

"The flat is paid up until the end of the year." He said. "But thankyou. I will figure something out before then. You've done more than enough for me in my lifetime."

Albus watched him walk down the path before apparating and wondered how long the boy would have stayed there if he didn't talk to him.

Remus was now back in Camden. He walked in the muggle corner shop, buying a few bottles of their russian firewhiskey, and walked the five minutes back to their... the flat arriving at precisely 10:49.

It was the morning after, and Sirius' bike was still gone.

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