[reallyreallyreallytrying]

hendrik van loon, the home of mankind (1931)

[telltaletypist]

look all i'm saying is if you've ever seen someone be healed with magic, congratulations! you've witnessed a practitioner of necromancy. it's the exact same thing. all you're doing at a fundamental level is using magic to accelerate existing biological processes and animate tissue, the only difference is when you do it to dead tissue instead of living tissue, suddenly it's evil scary ~dark magic~ instead of good wholesome healing. it's purely cultural bias.

so no i don't think it's fair to say i "lied on my application" since i'm just as qualified as anyone to heal your party, but hey if you want to be a fucking narc and report me to the wizard council go right ahead. good luck finding an accredited healer at the wages you're offering by the way

[justgimmeart]

[ladykeane]

Visit Original Link

[bibibibitxh]

"And then they save the world with the power of love and friendship," you sneer ironically.

"And then they save the world with the power of love and friendship," I sob unironically because I fucking love it when they do that.

[shesnake]

The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

hot take maybe but spinach is superior to lettuce in basically every conceivable way

[animusrox]

Terminator: Dark Fate (2019) dir. Tim Miller

[signoraviolettavalery]

Okay but like The absolutely scalding commentary on the fact that a robot who doesn’t feel emotions is better at being a partner than most men because he actually fucking changes diapers and is emotionally available I love this movie

[gahdamnpunk]

There has already been a post on environmental sexism but this is just a reminder

[lorax177]

But why? Why only plant male trees? Is there some benefit to it or is it just ‘hurr durr male tree good female tree bad’?

[jabberwockypie]

Female trees drop seeds, which then have to be cleaned up.

So male trees are more convenient in that regard, but. Pollen. So. Much. Fucking Pollen.

[skeletontonguedworld]

What We Do in the Shadows (2019– )

S01E01

[flavoracle]

CUT MY LEAF INTO PIECES

AND THEN WE DRAG AND SORT

FERMENTATION

AND SEEDING

CAN’T EAT A FUNGUS IF I’M NOT FUNGUS BREEDING

[flavoracle]

I don’t think y'all understand how round of this post I really am. I scheduled to reblog it as one of my “Favorite Posts of 2019” just a couple hours after I created it back in February

[spectrumcore]

ladies can be little a evil. as a treat.

[flagellant]

i understand the inherent sexiness of putting yourself into mortal danger but please stop prancing into faerie rings and offering your true name to any passing pixie who happens to be there in hopes of escaping the cruel grip of capitalism

[probablytieflingrpgideas]

[friendly-neighborhood-sk8erboi]

He was a moth 

he was also a man

 can i make it anymore obvious

[0livec0w]

LEMON DEMON FANS TIER LIST

This isn’t even close to all the songs he’s made

[timsutton]

just found out there’s a fetish thing called fin-dom where rich people get off on sending vast amounts of money to people who verbally abuse them and hey just sayin if you’re into that hmu, i got a paypal and i’m mean

[fatphrodite]

[dat-soldier]

[axonsandsynapses]

best part: this is 100% a real album you can listen to

[frogandtoadpdf]

in this essay i won’t

[frogandtoadpdf]

fuck you for coming to my ted talk