Salt :)

She/Her - INFJ - my blog is a glorious mess

[ladykeane]

If I find Count Binface sexy does that officially make me a monsterfucker?

Yes

No

Only if Binface gets a cameo on the next series of Doctor Who

WTF YOU NASTY

I'm bald/vanilla essence/results only plz

Remaining time: 5 days 12 hours

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

looks like reform hogs are scraping the bottom of the bin for the tiniest bit of dirt. it takes a bin to clean up clacton!

context under the cut. british politics are very silly

nigel farage was a member of parliament "representing" clacton (he goes to the US to schmooze with trump more than he spends time in his own constituency). he's leader of reform, a far right party and is a fascist piece of shit. he also looks like a sea devil from doctor who

he's responsible for brexit, which has tanked the uk economy and is also in the epstein files.

it was discovered that he accepted five million pounds from a cryptocurrency billionnaire in thailand and failed to declare it, which, if found guilty, would cost him his seat in parliament. so to worm his way out of the investigation he quit

this triggered a by-election in his constituency. he immediately announced he would be running for his seat he resigned from. an obvious farce to flex the support he supposedly has.

thing is every other political party could tell what he was doing so boycotted the election.

enter Count Binface, intergalactic dictator of the Recyclons from Sigma IX:

He's been a joke candidate for some time. In the UK anyone can run in elections, you just need ten signatures from residents and £500. This time, he genuinely has a chance of winning. Without the other major parties to split the vote, he could potentially unite the anti Reform vote in Clacton and win Nigel's seat

so Nigel will either win and the investigation into him will continue, which will lead to him being fired, OR he loses his seat to a man with a bin on his head.

it is BINEVITABLE

[the-clacton-affair]

So is Count Binface becoming a tumblr sexymen right now? Are we canonising him into the sexymen holy Text?

[tophatsurgeon]

in light of current political events

[barachiki]

“It is just a cat, stop poking it.”

[barachiki]

the #Lestrade_with_a_kitten tag where you can learn about cats, Lestrade and other such nonsense!

[toyastales]

Music box, clock and snuff box, 1820. China. Sotheby's.

[saintlanayru]

Jérôme Pradon Judas got the most beautifulest brownest baby cow eyes I've ever seen

[soundsofmyuniverse]

Lilo & Stitch (2002) dir. Chris Sanders, Dean DeBlois

[sourgummyalien]

the jurgen

[samandmaxyuri]

y.ou crack me little buddy

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sugarcoatednightshade]

Holy shit

[ladykeane]

[cicada-buzz]

He's socially awkward :(

[Original post by @vamplire]

[maxbytes]

neighbor/coworker who says hi in the most unhinged way possible

[love-ardour-anarchism]

“If you deny any affinity with another person or kind of person, if you declare it to be wholly different from yourself—as men have done to women, and class has done to class, and nation has done to nation—you may hate it, or deify it, but in either case you have denied its spiritual equality, and its human reality. You have made it into a thing, to which the only possible relationship is a power relationship. And thus you have fatally impoverished your own reality.” Ursula K. Le Guin "American SF and The Other" in Science-Fiction Studies 7, 1975.

[marnanel]

Bring back Ceefax

[mysteryteacup]

Count Binface: Democracy's in trouble. I'm the sane one this time.

...That... does more or less sum up the situation. 😅

[byle35]