Wish Machine Broke

"We're all living in the context that assholes have made, and its hard to get past that sometimes." | "Inside you there are two wolves, one is a femboy twink, the other is a butch lesbian, you are nonbinary." | he/they | This blog is mostly just stuff I like on here, maybe I'll have a take, but I like my sanity.

[lindsaychrist]

Good morning everyone.

[animentality]

[dogpuppy]

[animentality]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[villainpencils]

Diana please

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[salamandorange]

The most PATHETIC lil baby sounds...

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

I love when little creatures who are entirely loved and well cared for have the BIGGEST baby reactions to normal things. Like yes sweet pea, you DO have the hardest life of anyone ever, for sure, and you’re SO BRAVE about this minor inconvenience of *checks notes* having some water touch you

[cephalon-sancti]

There is nothing sadder and more pathetic than a baby marine mammal having to get into the water. They are suffering the most out of any baby animal ever. How dare they be introduced to their natural environment.

[augustdementhe]

"I don't want you doing that, please. No, let's not. Let's no-I SAID STOP FUCKING TOUCHING ME, STEPHANIE."

[nbarpf]

One of my all-time favorites

[everythingfox]

Really enjoying the scritches

[icarus-suraki]

[calllynx]

Does anyone else ever have a sort of phantom physical sense when there's something ready to paste in the clipboard. It feels like I've got something in my right hand and when I click ctrl-v I put it down.

[skittypilled]

the fairies and i did not make any figgy pudding. nobody is welcome to join us

[mutimatuti]

[captain-price-returns]

Trump watching the Fox News feed of himself watching Fox News

[yorickless]

and so what if I do? it's a nice room

[memorycycle]

wake up in the morning go to sleep

[anphivenas]

wake up in the morning go to sleep

[twizzta-old]

[anphivenas]

whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....

[memorycycle]

wake up in the morning go to sleep

[flipchild]

[memorycycle]

whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....

[flipchild]

wake up in the morning go to sleep

[serpentstones-blog1]

i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

[serpentstones-blog1]

i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career

[bard-like]

[what-even-is-thiss]

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

[werewolfbelly]

Me while going grocery shopping with my huge werewolf boyfriend.

[werewolfbelly]

Both of us when we finally get home.

[werewolfbelly]

@wereralph, you got me inspired to make this post