Wish Machine Broke

"We're all living in the context that assholes have made, and its hard to get past that sometimes." | "Inside you there are two wolves, one is a femboy twink, the other is a butch lesbian, you are nonbinary." | he/they | This blog is mostly just stuff I like on here, maybe I'll have a take, but I like my sanity.

[lindsaychrist]

Good morning everyone.

[cozmicclockwork]

I'm tired of people using watsonian arguments to address doyalist criticism.

I'm tired of people using watsonian arguments to address doyalist criticism.

I'm tired of people using WATSONIAN ARGUMENTS to address DOYALIST CRITICISM!

I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE USING WATSONIAN ARGUMENTS TO ADDRESS DOYALIST CRITICISM!!!!!

[cdigoddess]

"games are special.... because we... have stories to tell..."

*montage of third person combat in unreal engine 5*

[whitager]

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

[bramcrackerswrites]

I also enjoy writing an entire paragraph, thinking "you know, I don't actually need to be involved in this conversation," and deleting it

[segamascott]

[numahachi]

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

[dear-julien]

This post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

[batsandboba]

learning that 5 minute crafts is a russian mafia operation wasn't on my 2026 bingo card but also doesn't really surprise me

[jabibi-posting]

its what

[batsandboba]

russian mafia operation

[isa-ghost]

Hey what

[batsandboba]

oh. i’m sure its fine and normal that a video investigating the massive bot farm/slop channel shell company connections to the russian mafia and youtube’s own implication by allowing it to continue for profit has mysteriously vanished with no word from op.

[batsandboba]

5 Minute Crafts Has A Cybercrime Problem [ CHUPPL] [4K] : CHUPPL : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Original (now taken down) video of CHUPPL exposing SoulPublishing and 5 Min Crafts networkAn Exposé of the weirdest channel on the internetG

internet archive link

[homosexchad]

the internet archive link showing so few numbers despite this post having thousands of reblogs including internet archive link is. whack.

people. go watch the video!!

[mclennonyaoi]

i feel like those posts thatre like “REAL gay people don’t talk about yaoi discourse they go to gay clubs and do ket” are crazy like i understand they’re critiquing a hyper specific genre of online queer but babe they can do both… i know people who are ravers and are always on shrooms and read mcr rpf like i feel like we draw a big line between the online queer community and the in person one but that girls at gay bars have tumblr accounts it’s really not that seperate

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

[elierlick]

You wouldn't know it from mainstream media, but cis lesbians are the most supportive group of trans people... even more than trans people ourselves!

Media doesn't present reality: it creates it. The moral panic over trans women in queer spaces is a contrived conflict invented to drive our community apart. But our movements are connected at their core, and we are stronger together.

[fushigikid]

How do you view trans people?

Men:

[dotjade]

put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time

[helila]

[mxnrique]

HAPPY PRIDE

[delmondo]

people who put their gum under tables are wild animals they literally do not have higher level cognitive functions. they live in nature.

[hotvampireadjacent]

calling them wild animals is an insult to nature

[delmondo]

sorry you’re right i should’ve said baboons

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

I call my father Babbu but I hate my father Die father

[delmondo]

Die Babbu

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

^ This Die Babbu

[delmondo]

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

[delmondo]

Hell on babbu technique

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[hayakawalove]

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

[hayakawalove]

[roadhogsbigbelly]

fuck rainbow capitalism or whatever but i need the leather daddy in that levi's ad.

[roadhogsbigbelly]

sir?!?!?!?!

[goblinchief]

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

[hippy-craic]

[kunosoura]

my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information

[deirdreskye]

This is George Costanza behavior

[leafcrunch]

GEORGE: she he’d me!

JERRY: exclusively?!

GEORGE: the WHOLE evening.

JERRY: and this is the girl who had ACAB Land Back Fuck TERFs in her profile?

GEORGE: i told you, jerry! i told you that was a huge red flag. all performativity, no understanding behind it.

JERRY: i just don’t get it, who hears “any pronouns” and doesn’t even throw a they into the mix?

GEORGE: cis women on tinder, apparently!

KRAMER: *barging in* george! how’d that tinder date go?

GEORGE: terrible!

KRAMER: i warned you! jerry, i warned her, i told her “keep to hinge and her, there’s nothing for you on tinder” and did they listen?

JERRY: xe didn’t listen.