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Well shit fuck a double dicked whore. I doubled the scotcheroos, no wonder it didn’t fit in the cooling pan well.

I visited three stores today and none of them sold scotcheroos, this is statistically IMPOSSIBLE given I live in the Midwest.

#still don’t have my scotcheroos :(#midwest #scotcheroos #desert #FAKE ASS STORES WHO DOESNT SELL SCOTCHEROOS IN THEIR BAKERY SECTIONS??????#genuinely ruined my day

I didn’t think I’d like Grey’s anatomy. It was just a background show for my studying. And then I met my favorite character, Lexie. AND THEN THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS KILLED HER OFF. I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING FOR MY FINALS NOT CRYING MY EYES OUT!

#greys anatomy #lexie grey #finals week #college

The girl I’ve lowkey been talking to who is also my good friend who knows im lowkey in love with her has broken up with her boyfriend. WHAT DO I DO

#AHHHHHHH #IM gay #lesbian #I kept accidently rejecting her #AHHHHHHHH pt. 2

hyperfixationmode

crystal the girl you are youll never be forgotten

Tomodachi life is almost out on the switch. CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, OH YEAH!

#tomodachi life #tomodachi living the dream #nintendo #I’ve been waiting since I was TEN #I can finally make my mii a lesbian instead of a man

Officially read the heavens official blessing light novels. Why is it so funny????? Also, green ghost acquiring a child is so funny, bro does not know how to parent.

#heaven official's blessing

Academic validation is what gets me through the day. So please, Professor who shall not be named, POST MY EXAM SCORE.

#academic validation #I’m manifesting #college #PLEASE #Despite everything this professor is pretty good #chill guy

AO3 PLEASE LOAD. PLEASEEEEEE. MY WIFI HATESSSS MEEEEE

The end of the semester is like drowning in molasses. It’s so close to being done but I STILL HAVE TO DO THINGS AHHHHHH

#college #school #I just want to vibe in peace #homework #just let me go back to full time working instead of full time thinking

What is it like to have older siblings. I have younger siblings but I’m pretty sure that’s VERY different. I feel like having an older sibling would be annoying tbh. Mostly because IM annoying and an older sibling lmao.

#older sibling #younger sibling #if my younger sibling sees this know that I know I’m annoying #being an older sibling is being practically unable to say no to buying a gazillion things for your younger siblings #my wallet thanks me for growing a backbone #my youngest sibling has put me in smoothie debt #relatable

Living in the Midwest is like hitting shuffle on the weather every day.

#midwest #tornado #cold weather #hot weather #snows one day and is hot as balls the next

Just connected a plot point in the most genius sequence of events. Couldn’t figure it out for days but now it’s so clear. All my previous plot holes are now GONE HAHAHAH

#creative writing

TOMODACHI LIFE IS GETTING A SEQUEL

This is all I wanted in life. Everything is horrible but at least Tomodachi life is getting a sequel.

#tomodachi life

Granny Smith is not given enough credit. Like, girly pop founded an entire town.

#my little pony #granny smith #mlp #Reliving my childhood means acknowledging that my childhood self didn’t realize Granny Smiths impact

Brains are so weird but that’s maybe good for studying? lowkey my process goes like this:

Notes: Mentions wavelengths and how that allows humans a limited range of colors they can see

Brain: PUT A SHIMP FACT IN THE FLASHCARDS

Notes: Do not mention shrimp at all whatsoever.

Brain: PUT FACTS ABOUT SHRIMP AND SPEND HALF AN HOURS GOOGLING STUDIES ABOUT HOW SOME ANIMALS SEE MORE COLORS THAN HUMANS

Yes, the animal fact DID end up in my flashcards. HOWEVER IT WAS AS A REAL LIFE COMPARISON. This is how I weaponize my ADHD against my studying. If my brain is going to bounce through a million topics while I’m studying, it might as well be related to what I’m learning about.

#Studying #For a psychology class #ADHD #If I told my professor that I’m going to think about shrimp when explaining how light wavelengths work she might have some questions #However we just had a unit about memory and from that I’ve gathered that relating information to shrimp might be an effective in studying #And then I had to learn about how the occipital nerve connects to the thalamus #And all that brain stuff

Some ants have tiny pet spiders and that’s adorable.

#Ants #spiders

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