cpu kt

i don't even know

[balaclava-trismegistus]

You have to pee in the shower to get into heaven

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Every time.

[feldfrog]

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

[sadhopz]

smoking that shit that made halo reach

[sagasolejma]

[hollow-toy]

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

[proteusolm]

investigation

[beemovieerotica]

tumblr user 1: you guys should drink more plain water, it's good for you

tumblr user 2: actually you can drink whatever you want all the time

tumblr user 3: yee and water is icky :(

tumblr user 4: I literally can't drink plain water as I'll instantly start throwing up, some people's bodies simply can't process it, you can't make blanket statements about what's good or not good for someone else's digestive system

tumblr user 5: ooouugh.. tony the tiger hairy armpits 😩

[sailatina3]

[barstoolblues]

high at trader joes buying all yellow groceries

[catkola]

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

[petruchio]

im literally always saying this

[seobot]

[wonderarium]

this sewing pattern just touched me while i was in the middle of reading it

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

Me: am I gonna recover from tuberculosis 😢😢

My Etsy tarot deck: 𝓼𝓲𝔁 𝓸𝓯 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝔀𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼

[memorycycle]

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

[fodsley]

excited for the playstation 6 to come out so we can finally play playstation 3 games

[vivvy-of-the-lake]

all this effort to play no games

[susiehunsecker-remade]

this is one of my favourite posts of all time