:3 @crabs-cycle - Tumblr Blog

kyra45

Hey you. Yes you. C’mere.

You must now %100 complete the last game you played. Can you?

Yes

No

I’ll try

It’s not possible

I have to do it again?

I ain’t doing that again

Aw no

Too difficult

(Random hollow knight player who has to get %100+)

(See results)

Voting ended onJan 8

#ck3 #it isn't *impossible*#but fuck if that won't take an age

pollsandinthetags

Have your ever traveled to a location that was used to film in a movie/TV show you liked? (if so, tell us where/what movie or show!)

Yes

No

Voting ended onDec 4, 2025

#went to summer camp at a place where one of the Friday the 13th movies was filmed #that was definitely interesting

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

You can only keep the last thing you ordered online if you can explain it to a medieval peasant. Keeping it?

yes

no

they call me a witch

results

Voting ended onNov 5, 2025

dduane

It was a salt mill. I think I'm safe.

#burger #they would absolutely understand the concept of meat and bread

submalevolentgrace

this guy gets it

submalevolentgrace

#on one hand #he's correct #on the other hand #it's fucking rich seeing an aussie trying to make fun of literally anyone else for talking weird #of all people

I've started blocking people for making joke posts I don't find funny (also for being sticks in the mud, and for mentioning straight people when they could be talking about yuri)

#this is extremely based of me

I see someone unironically say 'delulu'

I block them

this is how it is

#seriously #don't use that fucking word #it isn't hard not to make fun of mentally ill people #I don't care if tiktok's made it trendy

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

your last google search is your battle cry, are you humiliated?

yes

no

it's funny

results

Voting ended onAug 2, 2025

cardassian-artistry

“Kundra Surname” It would be rather funny

#“when can I stop worrying about dry socket”#honestly more confusing than anything else lol

pangur-and-grim

a lot of people ask me for tips on how to train their cats, and can I say, you’re asking exactly the right person

#i've been using my cursor to give the creature a backrub

crabs-cycle

I am increasingly realizing just how much people on this site enjoy to hate literally everything fun lol

crabs-cycle

on this same thought line

it is possible to be correct without also being a prick

this is something many communists including myself should work on

#yes lenin's hilarious and some types do need a good roast-them-until-they-cry moment #but sometimes it's just being needlessly combative towards people who are expressing reasonable concerns #at which point things invariably devolve into a mudslinging match which doesn't really make either side look particularly good

I am increasingly realizing just how much people on this site enjoy to hate literally everything fun lol

#like #speak out about shit that's bad #point out what needs being pointed out #but like #there's no need to be a curmudgeon

folly-of-alexandria

The reason I'm so hostile towards the "egg prime directive" is because of the older trans woman I met who had resigned herself to die without ever transitioning.

Her deepest desire her whole life had been to be a woman but she never considered transitioning because as far as everything in her life had told her, she wasn't "allowed" to.

Transgender was something other people were. She had too many responsibilities to various people, to her job, to society, all that demanded that she be man and bury the "fantasy" of any other possibility.

No one in her life was willing to tell her different until she actually met other trans women.

I refuse to let that be another girls situation while I can do something about it.

weaver-z

Wait. Personality test. Reblog with whether you hate it when someone sings along to the music in the car or you think singing along is cool. Personally, I HATE it.

#I have really bad misophonia triggered by most singing outside of music #I literally have to leave rooms where people are singing if they aren't musicians or trained singers #because it sounds like nails on a chalkboard to my ears

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

your username is predicting the way you die, is it bad?

yes

no

it's awful

it's funny

idk what this counts as

results

Voting ended onJul 11, 2025

villainessbian

I FUCKING WIN

#I either turn into/reincarnate as a crab #in which case fuck yeah #or I get eaten by crabs amelia earhart style #in which case that sucks for me ig but crabs gotta eat

kickmuncher3

i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong