i will make big farts my mission in this life

Roach 25 he/him

[houseofcatwic]

Shawn Braley Illustration

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[cikero]

[dogpuppy]

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[albva]

dont be mad but i laid an egg in your bed and if you try to move it ill get really angry.

[watasnak]

what the fuck are my mutuals doing

[aflo]

Settlers of catan

[toroidalearthtruther]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

[crabwithgun]

i am moving in a few days :) we have a 2 week overlap in our leases so its really stress free, and im already almost done packing!

i gotta get my crabitat (crab habitat) set up, i will post pictures when done!! I'm hoping my molting crabs will make it in the move, but i am already concerned for one of them...

they often dont survive molts but ive had 2 die on me recently and I'm unsure what is wrong. I'm removing the fake plants i had inside because i noticed theyre eating it, and im replacing them with real plants. I'm gonna add springtails and possibly really tiny isopods but thats tbd– last time i put isopods in my tank they multiplied too fast and i kept finding them around the apartment for a few weeks after dealing with them.

my vermiculture isn't doing too great either, all of my worms died from excess moisture:/ i hope after i move i can get everything regulated a bit better

[crabwithgun]

im not active much anymore and i honestly dont know if my mutuals stayed around the past few years.

that being said, anyone wanna send me an ask? i will answer anything within reason lol. or just tell me something you are excited about in your life???

: V

[crabwithgun]

kinda love kinda hate my new job

[crabwithgun]

on one hand i get like 20hrs a week for $17/hr, which is better than i was getting at my last job. PLUS nothing is expected of me. i sit and wait on my phone or switch or read for like 8hrs until i get a delivery order. typically no more than 6 orders a day, and we only have to do nearby deliveries.

on the other hand, that is less than 1 order per hour. i am sitting here just WAITING and it makes me go crazy!!!! i wish i was home but then i wouldnt be getting paid. maybe when school starts i can use this time to do homework, but until then it is tetris and sudoku for hours ._.

[crabwithgun]

kinda love kinda hate my new job

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

i am the administrator

2. sure save in the fucking stinky folder whatever

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Voting ended onJun 13

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

"if you're going to eat that rotisserie chicken please do it in an area where none of us can see" you hate me. you hate me because i have different eating habits than you and you want me to STARVE

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

look upon my works ye mighty and weep (im not done there's still plenty of good meat on there)

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

reviews are in

[hexfruit]

"plenty of good meat on there"

[achivement-unlocked]

Achievement unlocked!

RECONSTRUCT WHAT?!?!

THERES NOTHING LEFT.

[crabwithgun]

~a look into my 2026 so far~

fired from my job

ineligible for unemployment

quit new job (mental breakdown)

harassed doing uber eats order-- asked if i'm mtf/planned to get castrated.

got reported for this same order?? all for nothing.

parking ticket (contesting)

$800 vet bill, had to put down my cat. he had lymphoma and didn't show symptoms until he died.

RIP to my lovely boy, i'm sorry my unlucky streak extended to you T_T

[bonivers]

(girl who is already extremely private) i think i need to Move In More Silence