abundant and strange

joanie they/them

[wizardjpeg]

wizard why do you live in a hellscape

we all have to live somewhere

[makingtrouble]

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

[makingtrouble]

Actually I've decided this is a poem

[makingtrouble]

This is getting notes so let me just say

Himb 💞💝💘💖💞💝

[1five1two]

Carved ripples on granite. Shen Lieyi.

[simena]

Jette Stoltz

[ouevreofmaite]

𝝑𝝔 The Girl with the Green Ribbon 𝝑𝝔 illustrated by me

[emhidesart]

Episode 6 killed me emotionally so here’s Claudeleine happy ending yay

[archivalhaven]

Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.

[floodedlungs]

I had such a good day today

[allygn]

how my cat looks to me

[pjharvey]

“standard dni” in bios is funny to me. i keep thinking about the idea of a designated class of people that goes around tumblr knowing they’re not supposed to interact with posts

[bobbole]

Sheila Norgate, Raven with Issues

[ghostlightgoth]

Armand trying to prevent something for once and everyone hates him for it

[starlitsequins]

i dont mean to victim blame but why do these vampires keep talking to daniel molloy when they know he's daniel molloy

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"antique store, portland" (2006), lovely librarians

[cosmonautroger]

butterfly sweater

[bifauxnenarmand]

[intoguilt]