Crack Fics Or At Least Attempts

I want to try to write fanfics or give weird prompts

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Pair: Harper/Alex

Wizards of Waverly Place

Harper Finkle had been best friends with Alex Russo since kindergarten. She was already considered one of the family by the entire Russo clan. Still Harper had hopes of becoming more to the family. Most folks would assume she meant that as getting together with Justin. Maybe at one time that was true, but as Harper grew into an adult she had realized something.

Her crush on Justin was actually misplaced feelings for a different Russo. Justin was smart and nice which was exactly what one would look for in a perfect boyfriend as Harper had learned from the media. Only after being an ally to the LGBTQ community did Harper begin to realize that her feelings about Justin were actually about Alex. When Harper realized her feelings, she did what she normally did; run away until it was safe.

Harper had did some soul searching before going back to the Waverly Sub Station. The Russos gathered around asking about her wondering why she had ran out. She waved them off by saying she had a surprising thought that made her have a long think. When the Russos dispersed Harper pulled Justin into the sub car. Harper apologized for how she had treated Justin when she had her crush and for making him uncomfortable. She gave him a hug before he could squeak out anther strained, “What?!”.

Harper knew she couldn’t approach Alex with her feelings. Alex had just broke up with Mason again. As Harper consoled Alex on the balcony, Alex commented how she felt like the boys she liked only ever used her for gaining power or were hesitant to be public together. Harper told Alex those boys were fools and missing out. Harper began telling Alex how she may be a bit rough on the edges, but those sharp edges were important to the person Alex was and if those boys were unable to accept that it was their loss.

Harper gave Alex a hug and a kiss to the temple. Alex melted and tightened her hug back. The two decided that Harper would have a sleepover in Alex’s room for the night to cheer up. They watched old cheesy horror movies on a laptop cuddled up close on Alex’s bed. Alex kept pointing out all the magic inconsistencies and Harper pointed out the clothing ones. Harper bonked her head sideways into Alex’s. Before the movie ended Harper noticed the laptop was beginning to slip from Alex’s grasp.

Harper moved the electronic away and tucked Alex into her bed. “I love you Alex. More than I should as a friend” Harper said with a kiss to the forehead. Harper sighed as she turned to get off the bed. Alex grabbed her hand and pulled her back into the bed. Alex spooned Harper from behind. “Alex?”

“I love you too Harper.” A squeeze in her embrace. “If we were watching a show you’d be a few episodes ahead though. After this last break up with Mason I realized that you make me feel better than any boy out there,”

Harper laced a hand through Alex’s and brought it up for a kiss. Alex nosed into Harper’s neck at the kiss to her hand. In the morning when they would talk more, but for now this was enough to start.

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Pair: Jim/Spock

Even though Jim knew he should be watching the view screen his eyes kept ending up on Spock. Well, Spock’s ass in particular. Whenever the first officer leaned over his ass because rounder and Jim just wanted to feel them. Shaking his head Jim refocused to the screen. As he tried making out what color one star was, either red or orange, Jim felt a person come to stand by him. Jim turned and for a second he was looking at Spock’s nether regions before flicking to look at his face. “Captain, it is time for shift change. Would you like to come play chess with me after dinner in my quarters?” Spock invited.

Jim swallowed, “I will be there at 7.” Jim confirmed as he stood up and stretched. They walked to the lift together. Once in and on their way Jim asked, “What do you plan to eat tonight?”

Spock merely raised an eyebrow. As the doors opened and he left he replied, “You.” Jim blushed and then smirked. Licking his lips he could only think about finally getting to touch Spock’s ass.

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Prompt:

Enemies to Lovers all because Enemy 1 pulled Enemy 2 around by their tie