“My Rot Is As Hungry As Me.”

Lots of vampire stuff here. Minors DNI

[beatingtheeden]

Need to bite literally everything and anything but not in a feral dog way more like a freshly bitten vampire that's starving and looking for a remedy

[mysteryofvampires]

Socialised enough, it's time to go back to my true form—vampire resting a few centuries locked away in a dark crypt.

[v4guelyv4mpiric]

the vampiric urge to float three inches off the ground at all times

[eclipseunmuted]

Based on a dream.

[botanists-anonymous]

vampires with anemia and POTS symptoms save me vampires with anemia and POTS symptoms

[evilvampire]

I love how many people unanimously agreed that vampires purr. Just based on vibes.

[vyzoi]

Sleeping during the day is what vampires do

And I’m really good at this

[pomegranateteeth]

I think vampires are crazy a lot of the time because they aren’t truly immortal. They can be killed and that fear is amped up by the crushing weight of time. If starvation is a fear, if sun is a fear, if fire and pain is a fear, but time is not… would that not drive you to pure paranoia? All the time in the world to panic, build walls and political structures, to insulate insulate insulate and protect like a paranoid king on borrowed time. All while you KNOW there is no after for your damned soul. They aren’t godlike, they are scared animals like the rest of the mortals they feed on, and they are kidding themselves most of the time.

[euphemeron]

[mysteryofvampires]

Contrary to popular belief, fangs in one's neck are actually good for one's health. They just proved this.

[mysteryofvampires]

*touches your coffin with mine as some kind of forehead kiss*

[pomegranateteeth]

You can trust my teeth around your neck

[whimsy-on-the-moon]

vampirism is a sort of dietary restriction

[godawfultypist]

cracking open a boy with the Cold Ones

[starthekittyy]

I'm kissing your neck oh so soft and tenderly before biting it by the way

[vyzoi]

Even monsters have feelings

Vampires especially

[jellyfish-dont-cry]

The all-covering dust and spider webs are part of the interior design actually