Getting Better

Hello, I like things, and I draw things, hopefully both Graham Artist 24/ Philippines

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hades game

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That’s Amazing!

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I think it was before I started posting story concepts on tumblr but I had an old concept called ‘apocalyptia’ which was a dark comedy about a world where every apocalypse movie premise happened simultaneously

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The big joke was that all these HUGE disasters cancelled each other out. A bunch of shit flooding kept the zombies contained. The super intelligent apes stopped global warming. The leather-clad motorcycle murder gangs intimidate the alien invaders.

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Everything sucks in like 8 overlapping ways but it’s just become the norm at this point. There’s a guy named Cannibal Jack that people trust to cook for them for some reason.

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The main character is a recluse with a shotgun who just wants to sit in her shack and give cynical advice to passing young people, but unfortunately, her younger brother and only surviving family member is a conman with his fingers in every stupid decision being made within a ten mile radius

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The brother’s name is Sal, which is short for SOMETHING but he changes his answer every time. He seems to think this qualifies as an alias, and bizarrely, it usually works. Notable ‘definitely Sal’s real name’ options include Salt, Salmon, Salamander, and Salad.

His sister’s name is Marian, occasionally called Misery Marian. It is a running joke that young characters think this is a reference to her bad attitude, but anyone who actually CALLS her that is clearly terrified of her for some unspecified reason.

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Sal’s got an on-again off-again business partner by the name of Kent Bardsley, who is just.... SO irresponsibly horny. Sal’s motivation is money, but Kent’s is sex. He keeps getting run out of town for sleeping with important people’s wives. He’s an idiot, but he’s not a conman like Sal, he just helps him with his schemes as an in to towns so he can visit his assortment of fuckbuddies.

The joke of Kent’s character is that the ‘apocalypse’ he’s part of is conservative scaremongering about sexual freedom destroying society. He gets a last name because while Sal calls him Kenny, Marian calls him ‘Bardsley’ with deep contempt.

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The fuck types of our characters so far:

Marian: fuck off

Sal: fuck you, pay me

Kent: fuck me

Cannibal Jack: what the fuck

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There’s an alien named Glipix who is investigating why the invasion failed and her analysis tends to boil down to ‘damn bitch you really live like this?’

Kent is really into her but his flirting goes right over her head. Marian’s the only one she respects anyways.

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Kent: Hey, you looking to get those eggs fertilized, beautiful?

Glipix: What pollinators are operating on this horrible planet? Did you see one? I need to speak with them if you did.

Kent: uh

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I have a mental image for a TV opening where it’s Marian at like.  12.  watching some apocalypse happen through a window and saying “The world ended when I was a girl...” in a really serious tone, and then it pans out to show like 6 other apocalypses happening and her voice turns sarcastic and she says “about thirty fucking times, actually.”

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Alright here’s more content for you guys:

—Marian is 46 and spent her 20s and early 30s as a mad max style motorcycle gang member. ‘Misery Marian’ was her moniker while she was LEADING one of these gangs.

—Sal and Kent are somehow unaware of this.

—Sal’s apocalypse is capitalism. Also Godzilla.

—I’m not kidding about that, Sal and Marian’s parents were killed by a giant dinosaur that still sometimes shows up to bother Sal.

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I want to prove a point to a coworker of mine.

Pretend this post is the coronavirus.

If you see this on your dash, just reblog it.

Let’s show them how quickly this virus can spread from just one person.

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I think I’m at an impasse

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Some day you just gotta do what you need to do

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Should I... be concerned?

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Well, It’s the mountain

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It’s been raining a lot lately

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If you think about it,from the sun’s perspective, the moon is always full.

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One of the plants we’re taking care of got stuck down. At this point you just gotta trust the roots I guess.

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The air’s been cool lately. I wanna just stay in bed. #drawtober #drawtober2020 #cozy #bed #artober #crackerdraws #sleep #guhitpinas https://www.instagram.com/p/CGNDgSsp62q/?igshid=145hfqqrj5vf9

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It’s been a while since I did any #drawtober work. I’m not at my best right now so I figured id keep it small and manageable. I alao have yet to decide on a prompt list. #drawtober2020 #crackerdraws #artober #artober2020 #walls #penandink #guhitpinas https://www.instagram.com/p/CGKK5S7pEBh/?igshid=x3xtkqhfxrxo

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"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me"

-Erma Bombeck

A tribute ~5-6 hours

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YO WHAT”S UP DANGER!!

Wanted to try out that Spider-verse style (̶b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶i̶ ̶h̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶m̶y̶s̶e̶l̶f̶)̶

That perspective took a while man

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We found something...

A speed paint from an older thumbnail: 5-6 hours

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Prop Study The prompt was for a school lunch. I wanted to give it some personality. I /may/ have gone a bit overboard