CrackpotOpus

25 Minors DNI

[crackpotopus]

You may not like it, but this is the car every zoomer imagined they hopped into in Love Shack

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Even if I could theoretically live forever, I'd probably end up with some debilitating disease from huffing the fresh tennis ball container too much as a kid

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Why haven't they made a wet dry world sweater yet?

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Still thinking about this picture of a strip mall I took in 2018 on a Blackberry Priv

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It takes a lot more effort than you think

Trying to Make Alexa Do Music Alarms

In the Future, Everything will Just Work TM

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What... am I looking at?? And why?

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mom was like, "We have Mid-Century Modern at Home"

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The Aura of Super Mario 64

A vibe is a vibe, you can't say it's only a console limitation https://open.substack.com/pub/crackpotopus/p/the-aura-of-super-mario-64?r=2y9918&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

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They put a parking ticket on the firetruck. Chicago does not play

[enki2]

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I hate every time mom forced me to use the "elevated play place" at Ettore Sottsass's MacDonass

[ampervadasz]

[h-nry]

[crackpotopus]

Getting out of Plato's cave just to discover that the guys making the shadows against the wall were actually just more shadows in an even bigger cave

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I understand scammers suck, but this seems a bit harsh

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My grandpa was in the war and he said he would have shot Patrick over this

[cannibalcaprine]

choose?

the void

the abyss

Voting ended onSep 22, 2025

[crackpotopus]

The VOID is vast and empty. A sea of black with no hope of return. BUT THE ABYSS is a chasm of the unknown. A place that feels older and more alive than anything you've seen before.

[crackpotopus]

You can ONLY lucid dream with a half A press

[crackpotopus]

Every tutorial for heroin injections is like "This is a fun and chill vibe for the weekend" while every low flow restrictor removal tutorial is like "This is EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. THIS VIDEO IS JUST FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. FOLLOW ALL YOUR LOCAL LAWS!!!!"

[catboybiologist]

Should I do it

[catboybiologist]

WAY worse experience than a shower beverage. Adding additional components in the form of cutlery, or demanding direct contact for eating by hand, makes the entire situation so much more cumbersome. You can't just duck out of the way of the stream and take a sip, it's an actual challenge. I ended up putting the bowl on the top shelf of a shower tower well outside of the steam, and occasionally grabbing the chopsticks to take a couple pieces of pasta. A fork would've been worse tbh, the angle was not good for pushing down.

3/10, at least the pasta was tasty.

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

The only things allowed in a shower are fruits, joints, and cold beverages.

Or soup, because it replenish the soup 🍲 I think

[catboybiologist]

Hot beverages are allowed as well. Shower coffee is god.

[crackpotopus]

Anything works if you can tip the bowl and eat whatever falls out Pacman style