Crackshot Tom

Frequent Dabbler and Professional Goober

[crackshottom]

My roommate made another video, this one on AI art and animation. Give it a watch, it’s really fucking good!

[danvillecheese]

damn near said “may the ferb be with you” to my star wars-loving boss

[danvillecheese]

don’t do this to me

[koala2all]

My dear friend Johnathan Harker has begun his lovely food blog as he travels through the countryside of Transylvania. Hope his journey is smooth and his business concludes swiftly!

[toddsolondz]

that fictional woman would not fucking fujo out over her ex boyfriend’s yaoi situation

[leathernlace00]

I present to you.. (drumroll) chibi Saint just!

(this was for an animation I'm making for my tiktok but I wanted to show him off on tumblr as well hehe)

[cryptotheism]

Theres no rule saying a dog can't have the mandate of heaven

[segamascott]

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

The pokemon world's gotta be full of posters and PSA's that have like a magikarp and gyrados and say shit like "I'm not just a cute companion. I'm a 500lb commitment"

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THE MOST ANNOYING POSTER ALIVE: everyone thinks the bible is like some boring nonsense but its actually has some really Badass Sh*t if you actually read it #and its like. Not a Good Sign that no one is reading it anymore #swearing

THE LAST BRONY: trixie best pone

PUPPYPLAY ACCOUNT (out of ideas): when you suck her penis. and you're a dog

SKELETON MERCHANT: I've got some wares that'll rattle your bones! if you've got the coin, that is.

[xargon]

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

me: oh so you get it

[propanemoments-blog]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[crap-userrname16]

[quasi-normalcy]

Yeah i believe the technical term for this is 'real estate fraud'

[innerchildabortionclinic]

favorite genre of joke. starting a collection

[pissvortex]

[venom-princess-deactivated20250]

[uvb76fan]

This is literally how you actually improve ADHD symptoms btw

[kosmogrl]