You changed my life, Taako

Skye. 24. I talk about the Mcelboys like way too much.

[mossboss030]

Best character in my Tal'Dorei campaign with next to no context

Bond of Deepest Red (Paladin tabaxi, in several toxic lesbian relationships)

Ra (Monk/Cleric tabaxi, Ioun's most special little boy, 100 years old)

Star (Warlock, Emon's sluttiest firbolg by far)

Marienne (Human cleric, former torture cultist now The Matron's future wife)

Hardo (Earth Genasi bard, romanced the first npc he met, retired from swording)

Edmund (Human sorcerer, old man turned young, haunted literally, divorced)

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2023

[animesemplemcpherson]

i saw a post earlier where someone was talking about “Big Parma” and obviously they meant big pharma but i do like to imagine that Big Parmesan is after them

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

lots of cheeses, especially hard italian cheeses like parmesan are actually under trademark and one cheesemaking youtuber actually got served a cease and desist by the grana padano association for his grana padano recipe so it is absolutely possible to have Big Parma after you

on an unrelated note it is now my life’s goal to piss off the biggest possible authorities in the smallest possible fields

[hellolittleogre]

He got served a … cheese and desist

[sulietsexual]

Horror Movies + Original Titles ∟ Inspired by [X]

[boneheadtrashmouth]

You were either a Magic Treehouse kid, a Goosebumps kid, an Animorphs kid, or a Babysitters Club kid.

[pissvortex]

[rottingfacade]

[kneesocktango]

thanks steam

[stevienick]

HORROR + Buzzfeed Unsolved

[bigsadeyes]

How has marvel movie fatigue not set in for literally every human being on this planet by now

[baejax-the-great]

I love that moment at the beginning of DAI where you leave the dungeon and step into the sunshine only to learn that your character is wearing neon makeup

[baejax-the-great]

Solas sitting down there in the dungeon with you for three days, bored out of his mind, just caking on the blush

[alltears]

helpful chart

[funny-tik-toks]

[drunkenhills]

[nekoandgecko]

Idk who needs to hear this but Zydrate comes in a little glass vial. And the little glass vial goes into the gun like a battery. And the Zydrate gun goes somewhere against your anatomy. And when the gun goes off it sparks and youre ready for surgery.

[orcixs]

made a quiz, tell me what greek deity favours you!!

https://uquiz.com/N17OGW

[orcixs]

i see ya’ll complaining in the comments on what you got.

you don’t pick the deity !!! THEy pick you!!!! 

[thewickedbohemian]

Found one for those complaining this isn’t working

https://uquiz.com/quiz/Ado3Zy/which-greek-god-would-favor-you

Got Artemis and yeah, makes sense

[logarto]

in mass effect there is an alien lizard man who was raised from the age of 7 by jellyfish to become the galaxy’s most feared assassin

[legionofpotatoes]

he has a boob window and many feelings

[varrictithrass]

He is also a father

[strawbebbynya]

And dying

[baldurians-deactivated20230226]

Your superiors are sending you to certain death for no good reason. You have a right to disobey.

[parasitoidism]

I think we could be besties if she gave me a chance

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

think about this tweet several times a day im not kidding i have it bookmarked