Slash is love, Slash is life

[katariina-pieni]

First Tom steals things from audience members to use in scenes.

Now he kidnaps audience members to be in scenes.

If nobody stops this man, what will he do next?!?

(Please, nobody stop this man.)

[drumlincountry]

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

[cathedral-of-the-forest]

That is the soundest advice I have seen on tumblr in a long time.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[thismustbethursday]

I’m a little late to the rfth party but here have some sfth redraws as their characters

[craftymiddlehorses]

I LOVE these so much 😂

[amethyst-yapsalot]

Guys have we checked that Luke isn’t a shapeshifter

like I genuinely showed a picture of luke to my best friend, then showed him another picture of luke, and he did not realize they were the same person WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT

[craftymiddlehorses]

I genuinely cannot understand how Luke looks so different in this photo specifically:

Idk if it's the angle or the lighting or what, but he just looks completely different somehow, I don't understand 🤯

[landmineblogging]

[my-court-jester-courted-me]

[incel-rights-advocate-deactivat]

[free-my-mindd]

One day, things won’t feel so heavy anymore.

[crimson-and-clover-1717]

There’s just something about the way Ed describes the escaping of danger. It’s not just leaving the hazard behind. It’s running to something softer, kinder, protective.

This traumatised, touch-starved man reveals something of his own psyche in the line 'the warm embrace of safety'. Whoever can deliver both these things has Ed’s heart forever.

[sailorsruin92]

And so a kink is born 🔥 🚒 🚨 💦 Happy Kinktober, crew!

[greelin]

idk. too many people drive like they don’t realize (or care) that they could die and/or kill someone. as a result of the way they are driving. sorry if i sound lame or ancient i just feel insane witnessing the lack of concern on a regular basis. The vehicle you are in is thousands of pounds going many miles an hour. do you know this

[ganiedethewitch]

I feel like the world would be a better place if everyone was just, like, 20% more scared of driving/cars in general

[dont-lie-to-me-gerad]

You've really got to be an experienced improvisor to feel no shame or hesitation to imitate a nymph sex scene in front of your closest friends and hundreds of strangers

[craftymiddlehorses]

Or, do you need to feel no shame or hesitation to become an experienced improvisor? 🤔😅

[awwww-cute]

[blackandmildwithgod]

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Need my $10

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

[miles-b-morales-deactivated2026]

I aint risking it.

[hiscutewittlekitty-deactivated2]

10 10 10

[apocalyptotyler]

Always reblog money cat

[ofmd-ann]

Video version with music I made for bsky 🎵:

Give me these moments back Give them back to me (Kate Bush - This Womans Work)

[craftymiddlehorses]

I'm not crying at work over this, you are 😭

[edwardyouinhere]

[craftymiddlehorses]

The prettiest princess at the ball 🫠

[craftymiddlehorses]

I had a terrible idea

watching the second episode of The Plagueround. I've been thinking since ep. 1 that the voice in Roland's head is a demon (or some other malicious entity, I'm not that familiar with D&D) but I had the thought that his family may have 'volunteered' him as a vessel for it and I'm even more horrified by that prospect. I just hope all the boys are OK by the end of this, I don't think I would take it otherwise 😨

[supposed-to-be-a-raven]

that is the face of a man who would do anything to get a gold star and i can't believe tom was the only one to not get one </3