[zoneblues]

[sarukui-moved]

[weloveshortvideos]

[weloveshortvideos]

[plantfunerals]

he was never seen again

[playingsegawithharrisonford]

This is exactly how I would have reacted to this situation.

[laurapalmer1990]

the girl of ur dreams

[jamesleech]

[bardapologist]

how am i supposed to be a fun and zesty socializer on tumblr if the fucking replies are still gone. how am i supposed to make casual remarks that slowly lead to friendship

[spring2000]

I never know what’s going on and I believe it’s just very sexy of me to be like that

[weloveshortvideos]

[38947ndhjhwer2]

[person with camera]: charlie, you got the babies?… be nice to the babies, charlie…

[charlie tosses cat baby over the edge]

AAH! CHARLIE!!

[spookyprime]

charlie: aries, Libra, scorpio, capricorn

babies: Gemini, cancer, Sagittarius, pisces

man: Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Aquarius 

[actualdogvines]

[cranewife3-blog]

@thegaylordabove

[bessette-deactivated20190517]

I know I tell this every 5 minutes but the best day ….of my life…was talking to two elder gays when I was 14 and one of them told me that he put a hex on Patti Lupone to not win the Tony in 2011 because she wouldn’t take a picture with him at the Albuquerque airport

[birlinterrupted]

I was actually kinda close to accidentally changing my name to my spouse’s dead name months before meeting them, which I’m pretty sure we all recognize as a plot of one of the best Transsexual Seinfeld episodes

[birlinterrupted]

George: We were hitting it off, and then she tells me her name. *pause* Jerry: Well? What was it? George: It was my dead name, Jerry! Jerry: What are the chances? George: What are the chances, Jerry?!?!

[shinjiikari]

[quadriparesis-deactivated201908]

“biological sex is a social construct” doesn’t mean “chromosomes, anatomy, hormones, and genitalia don’t exist”. it means “these exist, but assigning roles, labels, and expectations to certain combinations of these characteristics is a social construct, and an unnecessary and pointless (actually harmful) one at that”.

[lipstickfaerie-blog]

“damn daniel” ceased to be a meme as soon as he appeared on ellen ….. the memes are for the proletariat and ellen is not the proletariat.

……… down with the memegeoise.

[buttercucc-deactivated20160507]

THE ACTUAL ZODIAC KILLER SACRIFICED HIMSELF IN 1970, SPLITTING HIS SOUL TO JOHN GREEN, TED CRUZ, AND AYN RAND, WHEN AYN RAND DIED IN 1982 HER SOUL TRANSFERRED INTO RONALD REAGAN, ALLOWING HIM TO LIVE UNTIL 2004, THEN WHEN REAGAN DIED HIS SOUL TRANSFERRED TO MARGARET THATCHER, AND WHEN MARGARET THATCHER DIED IN 2013, HER SOUL TRANSFERRED TO NANCY REAGAN, AND NOW THAT NANCY REAGAN IS DEAD TED CRUZ HAS COLLECTED TWO PARTS OF THE ORIGINAL SOUL OF THE ZODIAC KILLER

[scienceisstrange]