I'm getting too old for this...

28/Male/Fairy Tail, Pokemon, My Hero Academia, and Eden's Zero/Multishipper/NoTPs are NaLu (great ship, atrocious fandom) and Bixanna (byproduct of said atrocious fandom). Any other ships in listed fandoms I'll happily write for.

[houshou]

[cricketoid]

@ people saying this is racist: every member of every boy band regardless of race look exactly the same

[such-justice-wow]

boy bands is the same

[wizardshark]

yeah okay thats fair

[kontrazvedka-deactivated2019031]

okay but they specifically brought up kpop groups and you can’t just put this comment in a vacuum and pretend that people dont say that all east asians look the same. they didnt mention boy bands specifically they mentioned kpop groups, also no the men in those bands dont all look the same, you’re just trying to find an excuse to be racist

[houshou]

I’m Korean you fucking idiot

[cranky-chris]

Speaking as a straight male, I think redheads are generally cuter than blonds and brunettes.

[ana-list]

@lssr

Neito Monoma. I love this idiot because he is a great idiot…

✨ BNHA 30 Days Challenge ✨

Day 12:  Funniest character

[cranky-chris]

Honestly, I find Monoma to be more obnoxious than Mineta. Yes, Mineta’s a gross pervert, but at least he’s more sufferable than Monoma.

[tendie-defender]

REBLOG IF NAZIS, FACISTS, SOCIALISTS AND COMMUNISTS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

[leftlines]

Leelah Alcorn’s blog was deleted and posts about her are being removed. Don’t stop spreading this. Reblog everything you can, post everything you can. 

These are her pictures

here are some of her drawings

this is her note

Don’t let this die.

Not this.

[greywardang]

I don’t give a flying fart what type of blog you have, this is relevant for everyone.

[saa-aham]

This is absolutely something everyone needs to read

[blog-ahuva-herut]

REBLOGGING.

[not-fitz]

I never knew about this…..

Please reblog this, don’t let it die, please

[flavenado]

I’m reblogging this because it’s important and people need to see this.

[bot-dad]

Hello reblogging this because it’s important and people need to see this, I’m Dad!

Dad^bot^1. Disappointing each other includes you. | PayPal | Patreon Beep-boop!

[transmed-peasant-deactivated201]

Please don’t let this get lost in the ocean of bullshit that is tumblr. Leelah deserved better.

[bunnace]

This needs to be shared. Parents, you may not agree with some of your kid’s choices but don’t keep them from making them if it isn’t hurting them.

[secretdavinci-deactivated202010]

This needs to get more notes. She deserves more recognition

[pippip-cheerio]

Her parents killed her…

[magnolia726]

 go to 0:18 😂

@phoneboxfairy

[lemonade-of-gods]

IM SOBBING I’VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THIS

[cranky-chris]

...Dude. That’s just the running joke Todd Haberkorn’s been using all throughout these outtakes - Natsu’s a horny bastard. No real rhyme or reason to it, it’s just a recurring gag. I mean, what happens if Todd makes the same kind of joke when Lisanna’s passing out the refreshments?

That said, Todd’s outtakes have me convinced Natsu is polyamorous/polysexual/whatever the word is. I mean, it just resonates with his canon character so well!

[jongyyy]

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

why are some teachers so insistantly aggressive about punishing children for having interests they dont understand?

I remember this shit happening while I was still in school too where anything that was really popular among young boys was instantly labelled a distraction that you could be punished for. pokemon, yu-gi-oh, beyblades, all of them were banned very quickly from my school and I remember on numerous occassions teachers calling them stupid and pointless and going on tangents about how they dont let their children engage in interests like that because it rots your brain. what was the deal? And the main excuse would always be that it was a distraction. Like yeah thats the point pricipal dr.deepshit, children cant be expected to be 100% focussed on their schoolwork for 8 hours a day. they need to have outlets to blow off steam because school is fucking hard. let kids like things you stank asses.

[cranky-chris]

Well, that’s kind of ass! I mean, what happens when one of their vocabulary words is “fortnight?” As in, the word for a two-week period of time?

[cranky-chris]

In this age of social media and the Internet as a whole, why do soulmate stories still exist?!

No, seriously! The whole premise of a soulmate story is that you have SOME sort of identifying mark on your body that is matched by your soulmate! I mean, if this sort of shit really existed, then there’s obviously gonna be a Facebook page or something for people to find their soulmates, and as soon as you find a match? BAM! You and your soulmate meet up and have your happily ever after!

I get that social media pretty much ruins all the drama, but it’s the only thing keeping me from taking the soulmates AU seriously as a genre of fiction.

[yoko-goto]

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

[feministism]

she’s trash. fuck people like this; fake rape accusations can ruin innocent people’s lives, and invalidates actual rape experiences. childish, selfish, and so, so wrong

[klubbhead]

This blog will never cease to amaze me

[inked-up-gentleman-deactivated2]

“this is rape culture”

[klubbhead]

The doublethink is amazing

[done-with-your-bs]

>lying about rape is wrong

>Kavanaugh being confirmed is proof of rape culture even though there’s no proof he’s a rapist

Pick one.

[404-later]

What happened to innocent until proven guilty?

[cranky-chris]

Fell victim to the standards-for-thee-but-not-for-me mentality. Just recently, Michael Avenatti (the lawyer for Stormy Daniels) was arrested on suspicion of domestic violence. And all that crap about presumption of innocence the GOP spouted in defense of Kavanaugh? BAM! Straight out the window because he’s “the enemy!”

[psychorealm7]

[cranky-chris]

To be fair, their opponent was no less than the PROGENITOR OF BASICALLY ALL THE WORLD'S CHAKRA, so you can imagine Sakura's doubt that the Sexy Jutsu of all things would have any effect on her.

[queenhinatauzumaki-deactivated2]

Narusaku fans : Hinata copy neji’s jutsu and hyuga everythings! Hinata is useless!

Me : Sure…. okay?

Proof here

Shino said Hinata have her own jutsu and her own create jutsu unlike sakura..

Sakura copy tsunade because sakura never her own jutsu lmao, she only copy tsunade. Lolololol

[cranky-chris]

Not that I care either way, but I'd be shocked if there was never any overlap in techniques between two members of a given clan. Also, Tsunade and Sakura's fighting styles just boil down to "punch it till it dies." Not a lot of room for variance on that (though I would've loved to see Sakura adapt the actual chakra part of the technique to kicks every now and again).

[kiliinstinct]

millennial-star-gazer‌:

kayty-of-fiore‌:

lisannadragneelx‌:

NaLi >>> NaLu

When she always wants to hug him

But the one Natsu wants to hug is Lisanna

And Lucy can’t stand it because the one she loves doesn’t feel the same way lmao. Sad story

So- let me get this straight.

1: The part where Natsu is “shocked” by her sudden hug and seems confused? 2: The part where Natsu is worn out and EXHAUSTED and losing all hope in defeating Hades before Lucy’s hug and the support of his other friends gives him strength to continue on, shown by him touching Lucy’s arm and smiling seconds after? 3: Lucy Ashley Hugging him to the point where he can’t breathe and is in pain, as well as confused over the fact that this Lucy is completely acting DIFFERENT from the Lucy he knows? 4: Being surprised by this scary Lucy suddenly seeming EXTREMELY worried and caring too?

Somehow means he doesn’t want to hug her and is trumped by him being EXTREMELY happy to see a friend who he thought has been DEAD FOR TWO YEARS - which is a completely, 100% natural response to, technically, seeing some one you deeply cared for while growing up, not actually being dead. (This,of course, being before he realized this wasn’t his guild and before he realized this Lisanna wasn’t his lisanna, only to then realize later that it was his Lisanna. cause you know, Edolas’ storyline.)

Nali is a cute pairing and I can see why tons of people ship it, but please don’t make assumptions over “natural” story plot devices that make absolute sense in context. That doesn’t prove “ship” or “not ship” in any sense of the matter. Also, the fact you’re ignoring many other scenes between BOTH pairings makes your assumption inaccurate and not plausible. 

So, let’s be nice and agree that both pairings are a-ok to those who want to ship them and not be jerks about it, kay?

[cranky-chris]

See, you talk about natural reactions, but conveniently leave out the KIND OF important detail that devastation at a close friend’s death is a natural reaction too. Remember, Natsu was already END because he was active during the effect of Dimaria’s Age Seal, an immunity that was the product of the Etherious powers granted to him by the tumor Brandish shrunk, then re-enlarged. Given that Zeref had wondered if Makarov’s death would be enough to drive Natsu to kill him, I feel confident in saying that, had it been, Gray, Erza, Wendy, whoever, he had found frozen in time without him realizing time had even stopped to begin with, END would likely have taken him over either way, and in fact, it was Erza stepping in between him and Gray that snapped Natsu out of his END-induced funk. Of course, that’s assuming you actually pay attention to the CANON narrative instead of propping up FANON ones.

[madara-fate]

yikes I just saw a pro-sasuke account (sasukesavior) saying that marrying Sakura could be a part of his atonement because he married someone who made him miserable....

Because he just looks so miserable here, doesn’t he?

I guess Sasuke must be quite the masochist because he seems to be getting some form of sick pleasure and enjoyment from all of this misery.

[cranky-chris]

Hey now, let’s not bring their sex life into this.

[oliverquene-blog]

do you ever just

not mind a ship

but the shippers

the shippers

[emeraldmercury]

Klance. I had no issue with Klance until I saw how its shippers behaved. Their antics lead to me shipping Shieth and Lotura. And I don’t even watch Voltron. 

[lemonade-of-gods]

Ishihime. I shipped it even when I knew Orihime married Ichigo, but the Ichiruki fandom ruined it for my by spite shipping it. Probably that’s what convinced me to favor Ichihime.

[cranky-chris]

NaLu. My God, NaLu. The most EPIC relationship between the two leads of any shonen - hell, any media EVER! - and it spawned THE most toxic fandom in any media EVER! I mean, how the fuck does that work, though?!?

[masculinityissofragile]

YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

[greythegryphon]

Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?

[skygenders]

[mouseremote147863456]

[yellowpillowcase]

i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.

[puds-archive]

so ppl know

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I’m so relieved that he wasn’t serious and I’m sure his dentist is too

[queen-of-ancapistan-blog]

dude I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I NEVER saw the last bit and I am so shook.

[girls-are-fucking-pretty]

#justiceformatt

[ironwoman359]

I’ve never seen this version before. Well, good for Matt, then. 

[kalgayming]

[retro-spark-deactivated20200121]

Matt, our true feminist ally.

[cranky-chris]

Ah. The old Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking trope.

[necromancceerrr-deactivated2023]

I need all my Berserk fans to message me their info so we can help! 😤

[cranky-chris]

As a non-Berserk fan, why do people say “Griffith did nothing wrong” anyway?

[cranky-chris]

So apparently, Lisanna denying feelings for Natsu to avoid being dragged into Touka and Juvia’s spat sinks NaLi, yet Lucy denying feelings for Natsu, even going as far as to explain her rationale before she’s cut off by him waking up… somehow doesn’t sink NaLu? What?

It’s exactly these kinds of double-standards that keep me from respecting NaLu shippers. I don’t care how much you love Lisanna, or how precious you think she is. If you’re gonna be a damn hypocrite with regards to ships, I’m not going to take you seriously. What applies to one side should apply to the other. That’s how objectivity works - same rules across the board.

[erindingo]

What chapter?

[cranky-chris]

https://www.mangareader.net/fairy-tail/510/6

I misremembered exactly when that scene took place. For some reason, I had it as after the Natsu’s Heart chapters rather than before. But the point stands either way.