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[programmerhumour]

SQL injection via car.

[closet-keys]

them: you don’t watch game of thrones?? really? how come?

me: 

[closet-keys]

@scarcity-of-cats @annajanes

It’s called Unconsenting Media 

[shelikestowakeupandjustfakeit]

Oh my god, this is going on my list along with doesthedogdie.com

[tzikeh]

Holy shit that’s useful

[elfgirleargasm-deactivated20241]

I probably won’t find myself using this but for my followers: if you can’t handle this shit, USE THIS. If you think a movie or tv show may be hard to watch, do your homework.

[priboltao]

1 - the very reason why I don’t watch GoT

2 - This and rotten apples are some of the best sites ever

3 - Does the dog die have a TON of subcategories, such as jumpscares, strobe effects, does a kid die, does an LGBT person dies and many, many others (they actually link to unconsenting media under “someone is sexually assaulted”). Please save it to tour favorites is really freaking usefull

[citypop-sibling-deactivated2022]

rb for later

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mokkaquillart]

HONKS

[a-specky]

Fulfilling Things You Can Do that Don’t Involve Being in a Relationship:

For the aros and aces who don’t want one, don’t care for one, feel like they’re out of the norm, or have been told they can’t find fulfillment without a romantic relationship (spoiler: you can!)

Get a job - full time, part time, whatever works best for your time!

Go to school - keeping your focus up is easy without an SO! Study hard and get those grades!

Further your education with higher levels of school - associate’s? Doctorate? Get that degree you want ace legends!

Take some adult education or recreation classes - just for fun!

Get a hobby - something you’ve always wanted to pursue? Do it now!

Watch amazing films - what’s better than the cinema alone? N O T H I N G

Go to some frickin concerts, plays, musicals, theatre performances

Adopt a pet - or many pets! Of all kinds!

Read those interesting books collecting dust on your shelves

Make art - music, poetry, drawings, paintings, sculpture, clothing, dance….

Learn a new skill

Learn anything new just for fun!

Take any classes you want for the heck of it!

Travel the world - or your country, or your state, or anywhere you’ve always wanted to go

Treat yo self to a shopping spree

Go out to eat alone and savor your food, sans conversation - it might seem weird at first, but it’ll get better!

Go to therapy - if you’ve been waiting to better yourself, now’s the time!

Exercise and improve that physical health

Write and publish your feelings - whether it’s a blog, a story, a novel, or some poems, get something out here

Explore your city and try things you’ve never heard of

Get a driver’s license or truck license or motorcycle license if that’s yo thing

Volunteer at a cause you’re passionate about

Redecorate your house

Buy a house/apartment/condo/trailer and make it your own

Cook new recipes

Engage in self-care - whatever you choose!

Take care of your hygiene, beauty, wellness

Hit the bar, club, disco, pub… dance and drink alone! (At legal age and responsibly, be safe!)

Get organized

Get a car or a motorcycle or a fricking RV if that’s your thing and travel idk

Make valuable friendships and cherish them because platonic love is important

Get closer to your family 

Develop a social media presence

Help others, give back, do charity work

Practice photography

Garden and grow some flowers

Take walks and explore and clear your head

Listen to great music

Binge a TV show you’ve always wanted to see

Learn a new language

Learn to play an instrument 

Play sports

Join community clubs, activities, leagues…

Improve your mental health

Try new things

Participate in research, intern, teach…

There’s literally so many things you can do to be fulfilled in life! Don’t listen to people who say you have to have a relationship to be happy and fulfilled! Be safe, independent, and have fun!

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

“uwu... BEAN”

[asexuality101]

Sexual attraction is:

When you see a person and feel an urge to become sexual with them.

Sexual attraction is not:

Sexual thoughts

Libido

Sexual activity

Fantasies

Romantic interest

Willingness to be sexual with someone

Thinking someone is aesthetically pleasing

This has been a PSA.

[squeakitties]

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

[juenavei]

[coneboyofficial-deactivated2018]

current favorite joke

(game that contains no violence whatsoever) No Mercy run

[neonarmageddon]

Animal Crossing No Mercy Run

[magikyle]

[holyaura]

when i say “i hate men” im not talking about every individual man in the world, im talking about men as a social class, but if youre the kind of man that gets offended when i say i hate men then i do, specifically, hate you on an individual level

[baddiethaelia]

when i say i hate men, i don't mean you.

i'm talking about the men the flirt with my thirteen year cousin on the bus. i'm talking about my uncle who thinks it's funny that his daughters flinch when he hits the table, so he makes a point to do it all the time. i'm talking about the men who threw my brother out of a party because he refused to take drugs, which led to him falling in a ditch and dying. im talking about the men who hit, insult, rape, murder their wives and girlfriends and sisters and cousins and strangers on the street. and i'm talking about the men who defend them.

i'm talking about bad men, and if you get offended by this, chances are your one of them too.

[sodiyam]

it’s like that sometimes

[emmettmccartycullen]

Bella: *minding her own business in the school parking lot unknowingly about to get hit by a car*

Edward: *sprinting across the parking lot to save her* nooo don’t die you’re so sexy aha

[annerocious]

Dear Men Writers

Lesser known facts when writing women:

High heeled shoes don’t become flats if you break the heels off.

The posts of earrings aren’t sharp.

Nail polish takes a long time to dry and smudges when wet.

You can’t hold in a period like pee.

Inserting a tampon is not arousing or sexual in any way, ever.

Feel free to add your own.

[deliciouspineapple]

- Bras leave red marks on the skin under and around boobs and it is a magical experience when taken off.

- Make up can take anywhere from 5 to 25 minutes depending on how skilled you are.

- Taking hair out of a ponytail after wearing it for hours does not make it perfectly straight when it comes down.

- Hair when wet sticks to the skin it no longer flows, idiot.

-When women with long hair kiss, turn around, do anything, their hair falls in the way.

- Stockings are itchy and tear like wet paper bags.

[ivegotthetriforce]

- Pantyhose, tights, leggings, and stockings are each different. - Waxing hurts and leaves red skin for a while afterwards while shaving leaves stubble - Most can’t run in heels unless they have been VERY worn - Insecurity in appearance doesn’t mean “buy me a drink” - EVERYONE HAS DIFFERENT TASTES IN EVERYTHING

[drmistytang]

-Having large breasts sucks. It sucks beyond belief.  If a garment happens to fit your large chest, odds are it won’t fit the rest of you. Underboob sweat is real and terrible. Bending over for extended periods of time will tweak your back out. Running can be painful due to boob turbulence. Bras are hella expensive. Big breasts are not fun.

[angryschnauzer]

Putting a tampon in isnt a quick bend-poke-done kinda deal. It involves cubicle yoga, messy hands, numerous curse words as you realise it isnt in correctly and have to take it out and start again with a new one.

[cassiopeiassky]

Yes to all of this.  But also:

If her hair is in an updo, one does not simply remove a hairpin to send her hair cascading down her back.  No.  If her hair is an updo, it will take at least an hour and an extra set of hands to remove the 137 bobby pins that are holding her hair in place.  Furthermore, there’s probably a can’s worth of hairspray in there, intended to withstand category 2 hurricane winds.  There’s no cascading happening here - the best you can hope for is a misshapen nest of hair to clump and poof unattractively in the back while it still remains flat against her scalp.

[marvel-lucy]

This is one of the funniest posts I’ve seen in a while (especially if you read all the comments), but also really depressing because at 42 I still judge myself as having failed for not matching up to all these mythical stereotypes despite knowing they’re impossible

[valeria2067]

^^^This though

[musicalhell]

The odds of a woman having smoothly shaved legs and armpits are directly proportional to the amount of skin her clothing bares and/or the amount of fucks she gives at that particular moment.

GLASSES ARE NOT COSMETIC.  If we whip them off, we do not become gorgeous fashion models.  We become squinty.

[thatsnicebutimmarried]

-most women wear bras. Yes, even when they are trying to dress sexy. Because bras make boobs look perkier and rounder, which is something men apparently find sexy, so being a seductress or femme fatale is not an automatic reason for a female character to not be wearing a bra.

-a good bra will hide headlights, or at the very least drastically reduce their noticeability. A women with enough pointy nipple issues will opt for a padded or molded bra to hide them.

-women’s nipples do not automatically become hard pyramids visible through any and all layers of clothing the second they become even slightly aroused. They are not the female equivalent of boners. And even if their nipples do get hard, the bras they are almost certainly wearing (because even a goddamn succubus with big, honkin’ knockers for seducing men is gonna have those painful puppies in some kind of boob sling) should keep those pointy nipples from being visible to every other character in the scene, JIM BUTCHER. YES, EVEN LARA RAITH WOULD WEAR A BRA ONCE IN A GODDAMN WHILE.

[eldriitchmurmurs]

if you’re being tied up and tortured in a freezing underground dungeon, then you probably have more important things to pay attention to than how hard somebody’s nipples are, jim butcher

[jabberwockypie]

- Wearing a bra that doesn’t fit HURTS.  It’s not sexy to wear a bra that’s “two sizes too small”, it’d make your clothes hang oddly and you’d have a weird, uncomfortable “quad-boob” effect and your back would hurt, BEN AARONOVITCH.

[phantoms-lair]

Also, after removing a too small bra, there’s gonne be angry red lines on the boobs and ribs and the lady is not going to want them to be touched by anyone for a good long while

[everystarstorm]

-Not all women wear heels. Those things hurt and are hard to balance in. They can also mess up your feet and back pretty bad.

[hattedhedgehog]

-Lips aren’t just naturally red “as if she’d been drinking wine but they were just like that without makeup cause she’s so perfect,” my dear little Kvothe from ‘Name of the Wind’. Also, girls do not naturally smell like fruit or flowers, it’s either perfume or something she’d been eating recently.

[generalistherbalist]

I’ve been appreciating this post but now it’s back very specifically calling out my problematic faves and I don’t think those male authors realize how much it totally takes me out of the story for a moment when they commit these errors. It does nothing useful for the plot and is annoying for half of the audience

[lmorasey-deactivated20230917]

Is it weird that I’m female and wasn’t aware of a solid third of these?

[infinitelyblankpage]

I mean, all writes take note. I basically live in man land when it comes to protagonists so I don’t know half these things despite being a woman

[furryarbiterangel]

(Most) Women do not look at themselves in the mirror and compare their breasts to fruit. Any sort of fruit. Especially melons. Please save us from the melons.

Also we are not aware of our breasts at all times. I do not walk down a flight of stairs and think “oh golly my breasts are bouncing so much right now”. They are as much as natural part of our bodies as arms. Do you constantly think about how your arms are moving? Sure you may be aware of them, but paying full attention? Doubtful.

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

Also: women working out are almost never sexy. They’re not glowing or glistening or (kill me) *sparkling*. They are red and sweaty and gross just like all the dudebros doing their time with the dumbbells. Stop ogling fictional women at the gym, TOM WOLFE.

[kerolunaticat]

I love this post.

[galadrieljones]

I never understood why men feel the need to address all this telltale “feminine” awareness when writing women. Like once in grad school one of my male colleagues wrote from a female character’s POV and was like sure to notice how her feet felt in high heels and all the women’s lifestyle magazines on the coffee table and also that like, her breasts were “heavy” or some shit. I write male characters all the time. Not once have I ever stopped to make sure they notice the weight of their own balls or been hyper aware of their chest hair or some bullshit like that. ????? why????????

[dusterthedopop-deactivated20250]

Love this. I’ve been cackling to myself for good 20 mins reading all the comments as well but the last reblog had me dying like can you imagine!!

“Chad was late. He had an important meeting to get to and was mad at himself for oversleeping.

He quickly washed and brushed his teeth and then ran downstairs, his balls bouncing playfully in his pants.

Do I have time to make a coffee? he thought. He decided he did so went into the kitchen and switched the kettle on. As he was waiting, he noticed his thick, curly chest hair was poking through the button gaps of his shirt. He giggled to himself and tucked his manly fuzz back in, hoping it wouldn’t happen during the meeting.”

Men, do you see how jarring and stupid this is!?

[tomhiddlestonscheekbones]

[sam-captain-wilson]

Please unmute this

[postingjustwhatever]

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[angelnmbrs]

@transhinx

[meowsteryyy]

HHAHAHAHAHA

[fuckyeahasexual]

[anacespaceforaspaceace-deactiva]

a meme recently revealed to me that when people call other people hot, it means they want to sex that person. i just thought it meant they’re very attractive and stylish. oops

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