Crash Reads

Weeb trash. She/Her or whatever. Lurking in the background of AO3 and smiling at your sordid Tumblrs. Sling me support if ya feel like it 😊https://ko-fi.com/crashlea

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Oppa says give up 💖

[murderyoursoul]

minsung x vivi magazine ©️

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#minsung5eva

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Plus a bonus Lee Know as a white collar worker doing it for Han😆

[forgamers]

[taragrimface]

oblivion is an abysmal game and everyone should play it

[lesbyterianchurch]

Farewell!

[quinzelade]

The comedic timing in this is Oscar worthy

[catsofinstagram]

[ya-wn]

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

[iamprophet4profit]

*boston accent*  “It takes a pet like NO PRABLEM! Nat afraid at alll, Thats a great cat right there..”

[destroyscythe-heck]

Here he is all grown up!

His name is Maui and he still takes a pat like no phrawblem

But he’s still giving you the stink eye because he’s actually a New York bodega cat at Willy’s Deli in Brooklyn and you know how New Yorkers are about Bostonians

That’s a great cat right there

Also his whittle white peety paws 😍😍😍

[fluffy-critter]

I love how they’re evaluating him like a car

[musicalhell]

always reblog Maui, a great cat right there

[suncelia-art]

“Red Velvet”

[suncelia-art]

“Sniff! Sniff!”

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Black Clover SPOILERS

So I just started reading the Black Clover Manga, I'm almost up to date on the Anime and I had to go back to rewatch the Magic Knights Entrance exam in case I missed something after looking at this panel. It's sweet baby Henry! Nawwwww! Sneakily introduced early. But who is the long haired tall person???? Is that like an exaggeration of Charmy or is there another character 🧐 I'm pretty sure Manga Zora looks the same as Anime Zora so it's not him.

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Ehehehe well we know who it is now 🙊🖤🖤🖤

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Re-reading, spotted a good boy in chapter 99💜

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Black Clover SPOILERS

So I just started reading the Black Clover Manga, I'm almost up to date on the Anime and I had to go back to rewatch the Magic Knights Entrance exam in case I missed something after looking at this panel. It's sweet baby Henry! Nawwwww! Sneakily introduced early. But who is the long haired tall person???? Is that like an exaggeration of Charmy or is there another character 🧐 I'm pretty sure Manga Zora looks the same as Anime Zora so it's not him.

[crashlea-hart]

Ehehehe well we know who it is now 🙊🖤🖤🖤

[titkoks]

i really didn’t think it could get worse, and then-

[hell-aint-a-bad-place]

??????????????????????????????????????????????

[killfridge]

LMFAOOOOO

[lifeofcynch]

OH MY GOD.

[stephanemiroux]

Me at the start: weird but this isn't that bad.

The second bit:

The ending:

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[femmefaramir]

older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

[hobbit-hole]

there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping

[delicatelytoobear]

the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armor 

so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off

[adhd-trash-mammal]

That’s a man who just straight up had a problem with the concept of wearing pants into battle, and I respect that

[cumaeansibyl]

male or female

hero or villain

sea or land

even in the snow

I guarantee you Frazetta’s Rohirrim were 100% pants-free

[missmollyetc]

Good Old Frank. That man loved bodies and hated clothes so much

[thebyrchentwigges]

[trist-pkmngal]

Frank Frazetta was the reason He-Man was designed like that; the producers conduct a study to see what art appeal the most to children, and Frank’s work came out on top in popularity. So everyone in He-Man is dressed the way they are directly because of Frazetta.

[snugglebunchesofeyes]

That man gave us the gift of warrior thighs and tits for everyone.

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