Queer Writer

An 18 year old gay boy who loves to write and talk to people. I'm open to messages :)

[wav48k]

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

[wav48k]

Do you need something.

[wav48k]

before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard

[glowing-and-confused]

So the CONTEXT is that Xbox is releasing Diablo IV and they changed their logo to match that, BUT I'm CACKLING over the idea that Xbox decided 4 days of pride was enough and that the gays should burn in hell now

[crabussy]

hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

[catchymemes]

[bobbysox]

[catchymemes]

[clockmocker]

[gyudons]

michelle yeoh becomes the first asian and only the second woman of colour to win best actress at the oscars

[54-tyler]

I don't advocate violence, but EVERY SINGLE employee still at Twitter has an opportunity to do the funniest thing in history this March 15.

[forgondor]

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

[sanjidysphoria]

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence

[catchymemes]

[patricia-taxxon]

sex scenes should be more explicit & have uglier people in them

[animentality]

[goofstep]

personal top 7 tweets all time

[official-lucifers-child]

mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation

[hte-spagheti]

[summerchat]

My boyfriend and I regularly recite this one to each other

[lispenardsstreet]

On Irish trains we have train magazines for some reason and I would like to inform u that hozier is on the cover

[notkatniss]

so ur telling me they just say go rail hozier. Mood

[thebeatlebird]

[catchymemes]