[breakfastburritosattiffanys]

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[phils-mum-and-llama-placentas]

IT’S STARTED

[itsfantasticallyhomoerotic]

IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[kassasaurus-rex]

YEAH, GOOGLE??  YEAH?????

[maaarine]

[hidinghalfofmyself-deactivated2]

The last one is the equivalent of:

SAME ENERGY

[buckybarnes123456-deactivated20]

PRIDE MONTH JUST GOT AN EXTENSION SEE U GAYS IN PRIDE 2

[dyinginatarpit]

The Australian Sign Language (Auslan) has a particularly interesting sign for “Italy”.

[jaineecondition]

Check out @shady_SHINee…serving up dish after dish of FACTS.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via jackbutcher_08)

[bwisou-deactivated20190916]

a family

[mi5kle]

[elaxisfae]

I’m laughing so hard cause this is deadass what bees do 😂

[justflowerslove]

Save them

[arahir]

god my neighbor just called me and she’s like… is this your chicken in our driveway… like who else has a chicken in this neighborhood yes it’s my chicken… so i get over there and kylo hen is chilling in their driveway eating some specs and stuff and there’s this actual crowd of people around her and i’m like… hi sorry mb let me get her… and oh my god… they’re like do you need us to call someone?? should we get help?? how should we do this?? do you need a net? like bitch it’s a chicken not a fucking komodo dragon. so i just… i was kind of joking around so i crouched down and patted my thighs and all the chickens are trained to come to me on sight because me = food… so i got down there and went “here girl!! come here!!” and the chicken comes running over and this group of actual adult ass individuals were staring at me like i was the fucking pied piper… and i didn’t know what to say…. so i just kind of walked back to my yard with the chicken following me and none of them moved or said a damn word and i think i literally just convinced them this chicken is trained like a dog…

[airfryerenthusiasts]

your chicken’s name is kylo hen

[oleathe]

Bye

[feesparkles]

Mom was eating it too 😭😭

[simpconnoisseur]

God djrisnnsjsnsnshs

[acupoftaeandkookies]

These are very accurate 😂😂😂😂

[daisyjazzridley]

*male celebrities worrying about getting their career ruined*

all of us:

[staff]

middle finger up, F U pay me, 90s baby i pump up the jam

[bigseuegsobtob]

LOL what’s new? 😂

cr. taekitezyy

[littleshinee-deactivated2017050]